Current Events > $10,000,000 but you have to eat Applebee's for the rest of your life.

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
10/24/23 4:10:32 PM
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You can't eat anywhere else. You can't go to the grocery store and buy food.

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DrizztLink
10/24/23 4:12:27 PM
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Do I have to buy the Applebee's?

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MabusIncarnate
10/24/23 4:13:02 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Do I have to buy the Applebee's?
This, and is gas cost covered? I gotta drive 45 minutes to my closest one.

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
10/24/23 4:13:40 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Do I have to buy the Applebee's?
Nope

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Alchemist_Emil
10/24/23 4:14:17 PM
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Riblets all day ereday? Sounds like a win to me

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DrizztLink
10/24/23 4:14:21 PM
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Sold.

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WingsOfGood
10/24/23 4:16:16 PM
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buy grocery store chain

rename to Applebees
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PMarth2002
10/24/23 4:16:51 PM
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I don't have any issue with applebees per se, but if it closes down or something, that kind of fucks you over.

Also, I don't live near one

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Bass
10/24/23 4:17:06 PM
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Deal. What if all Applebee's close down, though?

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ClayGuida
10/24/23 4:17:12 PM
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Eh, they have enough variety.

Now the question is, can I make my own Applebees? Like franchise it? So I can monitor how clean everything is? As with all restaurants, I've heard absolute horror stories about Applebees near me.

Also, can I order off the menu? Like is the Applebees my personal chef? Cause with the ingredients they have, you can probably make anything you'd ever want, outside of shit like Uni and shit.

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Bad_Mojo
10/24/23 4:18:23 PM
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Ill buy Applebees and change the menu every month

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GeminiDeus
10/24/23 4:27:48 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Ill buy Applebees and change the menu every month
Not with only $10 mil, you won't.

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Naysaspace
10/24/23 4:28:43 PM
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Sure.

Id judt work my way up to head of product development at applebees and change the menu from the top
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Bad_Mojo
10/24/23 7:54:19 PM
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GeminiDeus posted...
Not with only $10 mil, you won't.

Got me there, lol

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mystic_belmont
10/24/23 7:56:40 PM
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With the $10 million, I pay someone to go to the grocery store and buy me food. I can store extra food inside my own Applebees. I guess I could have a residence built on site.

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Ninjaluver
10/24/23 7:58:22 PM
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Applebee's might be the single worst chain restaurant in America.

I still laugh out loud when I think back to my last couple experiences (my finances grandmother loves it, so I have to go on occasion). It's just so....pathetic...that it's funny. Its funny and sad.

I made the mistake of ordering the steak once and I just kept cracking up at how bad my meal was.
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Megaman50100
10/24/23 7:58:26 PM
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Seems like too much of a logistical problem for me. If the restriction was just that Applebee's is the only restaurant I could go to then yeah, but making it so I can procure or eat any food other than that being served from an Applebee's is too much.

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luigi33
10/24/23 7:58:36 PM
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Deal. I'll eat it from time to time. I'll pay someone to buy groceries for me. And then eat said groceries at an Applebees store.

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potdnewb
10/24/23 8:01:51 PM
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you would die before you could enjoy the money because of the terribly unhealthy food

no thanks

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luigi33
10/24/23 8:02:21 PM
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Nah you said I can't eat anywhere else. You also said I can't buy my groceries. You never said you can -ONLY- eat Applebees food.

Therefore I can have someone else buy me groceries, and then I'll proceed to eat said groceries WITH Applebees food at an Applebees store.

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variasuite
10/24/23 8:03:39 PM
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$10 million lets me chat up chicks at Applebee's on easy mode. Sure!

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Kimbos_Egg
10/24/23 8:04:37 PM
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couldn't i just request they make something new for me? or hire a new chef to cook shit?

I wouldn't even need to pay.

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potdnewb
10/24/23 8:05:25 PM
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variasuite posted...
$10 million lets me chat up chicks at Applebee's on easy mode. Sure!
https://youtu.be/-QRZpligDOs?si=wsxWx4DLTeDH0IVM

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Glob
10/24/23 8:06:23 PM
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But there arent any in this country.

I mean, even if there were, the answer is still no.
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OrangeCrush980
10/24/23 8:08:02 PM
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I can't agree to that. I want to live longer than a few months.

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Ninjaluver
10/24/23 8:09:19 PM
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I mean it's not like I'd rather go hungry than eat it, but it's just so...low-effort. It's like bar food. Also the atmosphere there just feels like there is no personality. And it's always filled with old people or people bringing their little kids for the free meals.

It just feels like Chili's does what Applebee's tries to do much better.
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variasuite
10/24/23 8:10:20 PM
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potdnewb posted...
https://youtu.be/-QRZpligDOs?si=wsxWx4DLTeDH0IVM
Here in Knoxville, TN, that video is a documentary clip.

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Starks
10/24/23 8:12:01 PM
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So you can't travel abroad anymore

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Glob
10/24/23 8:14:46 PM
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Starks posted...
So you can't travel abroad anymore

Exactly this. Im not living in the US no matter how much you pay me.
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AloneIBreak
10/24/23 8:15:01 PM
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I dont mind Applebees but I dont think they have enough variety for this. No Italian subs? No pizza? No sushi? No tacos? Man

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LeoRavus
10/24/23 8:16:17 PM
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Who wouldn't take this unless they're already rich.

I'd go to Applebee's once a month and order enough food to fill up a big freezer. Maybe see if they'll sell me stuff before the fuck it up by cooking it.


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Glob
10/24/23 8:17:47 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
Who wouldn't take this unless they're already rich.

I'd go to Applebee's once a month and order enough food to fill up a big freezer. Maybe see if they'll sell me stuff before the fuck it up by cooking it.

Why would you do that? You have to eat it there.

I started off not inclined to take the deal and the more I think about it the less keen I am.
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modena
10/24/23 8:22:01 PM
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There's enough menu options for me to take the deal.I would eat alot more chicken/fish and salads though.

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PraetorXyn
10/24/23 8:23:14 PM
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No. I love cooking outdoors, and Applebees is probably the worst chain.

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xlr_big-coop
10/24/23 8:27:43 PM
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Take it. Invest some of the cash into expanding their menu to suit your taste. Win win!

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