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yeaisaidit posted...

Haha. Its clear that if anyones judgment would be swayed by personal bias it wouldnt be yours. Thank you for your service as a fair-minded arbiter of our discourse.

And it's clear you still can't provide any Conservative Views that get you moderated.

i'll always remember sballen

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/9/AANGKsAAE8nl.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/1/AAAAD4AAE8n7.jpg

O_O

so toast has absorbed the power of bacon...at this point, we may simply have to run for it

toreysback posted...

i'll always remember sballen

Sb'allen
SuhBallin'
Ess Bee All In

Every time SBAllen is LEAD MODERATOR, I feel sick to my stomach.

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of SBAllen's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Lead Moderator" or "Moderator", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

SBAlled was Lead Moderator.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent SBAllen link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. Blood was everywhere. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, SBAllen did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 days he will rise again from the depths of Lead Moderator and delete wonderful topics about titties on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss SBAllen and I think Fandon should reconsider his stepping down from Admin.

tl;dr - re-Admin SBAllen.

Alucard188 posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/1/AAAAD4AAE8n7.jpg

Pounded in the bacon by DToast after the Administrator of GameFAQs stepped down by Chuck Tingle

i bet jon mcnaughton could draw that picture in a more inspiring way

Indeed.

Lmao someone updated the Wikipedia page already.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/GameFAQs#

fohstick posted...

Rumors are going around that GameFAQs is no longer sustainable with ads.

smh

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Yeah but for every post that could reasonably be removed, there are dozens of examples on that sub of people being suspended and banned for stuff you guys keep trying to say is perfectly permissible. It is not possible to have spent any time whatsoever reading the stuff that gets posted there and come away believing there is not an enormous problem with the way the moderation system has been handled in recent years. Again, yeah it got overturned and credit to whoever made that call, but you can literally just look at the posts I was modded/suspended for in this very topic. Like what are you even trying to argue about at this point. It isnt debatable, it is an observable reality occurring in real time.

yeaisaidit posted...

it is an observable reality occurring in real time.

Is it?

ooger posted...

Is it?

Haha you literally doxed my social media in a post thats still up, meanwhile i said ppl who lean right get unfairly shut down here and they tried to fucking ban me

dj1200 posted...

facts

Topic wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes

fohstick posted...

Rumors are going around that GameFAQs is no longer sustainable with ads.

Rumors where bro, cite a source

They already did ban you. Multiple times.

They need to hurry up and do so again.

yeaisaidit posted...

Yeah but for every post that could reasonably be removed, there are dozens of examples on that sub of people being suspended and banned for stuff you guys keep trying to say is perfectly permissible. It is not possible to have spent any time whatsoever reading the stuff that gets posted there and come away believing there is not an enormous problem with the way the moderation system has been handled in recent years. Again, yeah it got overturned and credit to whoever made that call, but you can literally just look at the posts I was modded/suspended for in this very topic. Like what are you even trying to argue about at this point. It isnt debatable, it is an observable reality occurring in real time.

What are the views

Tell me the views

MC_BatCommander posted...

What are the views

Tell me the views

Inquiring minds want to know

Oh, I think we all know what "views" this kid is talking about.

MC_BatCommander posted...

What are the views

Tell me the views

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Inquiring minds want to know

You know....those ones.

ooger posted...

Oh, I think we all know what "views" this kid is talking about.

The sad part is I genuinely want to know, but they will continue to avoid the question because they're more interested in playing the victim than actually "improving moderation on the site".

This is a site that straight up had a MAGA board until they ruined it for themselves by supporting the insurrection

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Yep.

Ok so the majority of you are aware enough of the subreddit to know who has posted there and what examples have been given of unfair moderations, yet youre still somehow trying to have this argument

Without Allen, there's no more accountability on how this site is run. Dylan clearly wants no part of explaining himself to the users or engaging to make better decisions.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/8/AAUQbgAAE8tM.jpg

Whose (likely) banned account wrote this?

And to call Allen or the mods "pathetic" is beyond rich.

It is not possible to have spent any time whatsoever reading the stuff that gets posted there and come away believing

that that is the full context of what is happening in those moderations.

And if there is this vast bias in the moderation system that causes people to actively hate the site? Well maybe they should stop coming back to a place they clearly hate being only to get suspended again and again into infinity for the same things because they have destroyed any concept of deserving good faith or the benefit of the doubt.

yeaisaidit posted...

Ok so the majority of you are aware enough of the subreddit

We know habitually banned users with racist views post there often.

Jagr_68 posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/8/AAUQbgAAE8tM.jpg

Whose (likely) banned account wrote this?

And to call Allen or the mods "pathetic" is beyond rich.

LO fucking L

Like conservatives ain't pushing book bans in several states. But yes "leftist censorship" matched with good old election denial, 1/6 denial.

The company the revolving doors keep.

https://youtu.be/0ToLfQU2xmg?si=AtoKl7VEqyHM73zg

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Well, Fails was banned for claiming to be reformed. Everyone with a functioning brain realizes that that was trolling as Fails has lost any concept of deserving the benefit of the doubt but to someone who doesn't know the full context of a thread they can easily be fed one moderation in a string of several so that they happily lap up the "leftist mod bias" that regularly suspended users peddle.

The post he was modded for, while patently false, is tame and harmless enough that it doesn't require our intervention. I'm sure given enough time he'll justifiably receive some restrictions when the strap on that mask finally snaps.

GranAures posted...

that that is the full context of what is happening in those moderations.

And if there is this vast bias in the moderation system that causes people to actively hate the site? Well maybe they should stop coming back to a place they clearly hate being only to get suspended again and again into infinity for the same things because they have destroyed any concept of deserving good faith or the benefit of the doubt.

Bruv we love the site, its a unique and superior format to anything like twitter, reddit, etc. But its been rendered unusable over the last 5 or so years. That is literally the point. Too many people here want a hegemony, and they often demand total adherence to an objectively toxic ideology. Look at some of the ranting of the users who have just posted before me. This is fanatical fucking lunacy. No one should be forced to fall in line with this bullshit just to come use a message board. It is fucking weird that you guys seem to think otherwise.

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Please someone in a position of authority give me express permission to post some of the shit ive been modded for in recent years. Please. Please.

yeaisaidit posted...

Please someone in a position of authority give me express permission to post some of the shit ive been modded for in recent years. Please. Please.

I'm not interested.

You trolled the politics board for years and got banned constantly as a result.

There, I just wrote the abridged version for you.

You're welcome.

"We don't hate the site"
"It is unusable"
Which is it homeslice?

And what bullshit? Pointing out that revolving doors can't keep an account? Or maybe that LGBTQ people exist and them existing is not grooming? Or that trans youth being denied care is going to lead to dead trans kids? Or pointing out that they are not getting GRS at the age of 5, or hormones on demand, or trans people are trans just to cheat in sports or rape "real women?" Or that Biden won a free and fair election in 2020 that conservative voters tried to overthrow on Trump's urging? Or that Trump is the single president with the most criminal charges levied against himself and convictions against people in his administration? Or pointing out that "the left" is not pushing open borders?

List could go on, but we can all already tell what so many revolving door homeslices want to peddle from what gets them shown the door time and time again.

And LO fucking L at "somebody please let me break TOS by posting moderations without context of the thread."
Like fucking clock work.

yeaisaidit posted...

Please someone in a position of authority give me express permission to post some of the shit ive been modded for in recent years. Please. Please.

I would recommend against posting things you were modded for in the past.

You are totally free to say what the views you can't have are tho