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Crimson_Corsair
09/29/23 12:55:49 AM
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Have a good night CE.

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Nota214
09/29/23 12:57:41 AM
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Amateurs. Come back when you reach 14 in a day
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ArkhamOrigins
09/29/23 12:58:09 AM
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Amateur numbers. I can hit 20 without trying

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pedro45
09/29/23 12:59:11 AM
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Touching myself...yeah.
Otherwise, 5 is my most. Gosh that lady was attractive and boy was she horny that night.
Good for you sir!
These days, I'd love twice

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Spurner
09/29/23 1:01:59 AM
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5

6 would be pushing it, or maybe pulling it.
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Tyranthraxus
09/29/23 1:02:46 AM
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It was me, Barry

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Touch
09/29/23 1:03:10 AM
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This is huh wow

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Kamil
09/29/23 1:03:49 AM
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Wait ya'll talking about doing pulllll ups? Right? Damn ya'll strong.

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Questionmarktarius
09/29/23 1:04:57 AM
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417, back when I was fourteen.
Accidentally discovered "tantric" and did the opposite.
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RISEofCHRISTIAN
09/29/23 1:05:42 AM
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Gotta pump those numbers up. That is a rookie number.

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Spurner
09/29/23 1:08:02 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/4/AAX6AYAAE4dG.jpg
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A_Good_Boy
09/29/23 1:09:21 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
417, back when I was fourteen.
Accidentally discovered "tantric" and did the opposite.
Did you do literally nothing else for a whole entire day?

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Questionmarktarius
09/29/23 1:10:37 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Did you do literally nothing else for a whole entire day?
Slow weekend in the late 80s.
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Kloe_Rinz
09/29/23 1:11:08 AM
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Someone did it too many times and eventually blood started coming out down there. I think they actually died from it, although maybe that was conservative/christian propaganda

my record is 3 times
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Questionmarktarius
09/29/23 1:14:47 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Someone did it too many times and eventually blood started coming out down there.
That only happens when you're 50 or so.
Every man gets prostate cancer, eventually. We usually die of something else first. My granddad had prostate cancer at 82, but also had six other cancers at the same time.
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Kamil
09/29/23 1:18:08 AM
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Mine I think was three, you gotta work on your stamina or there can just be too much of a good thing. Everytime I pull up uhhhh

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Darkraiomb
09/29/23 1:19:02 AM
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https://youtu.be/87H6m2v4zNs

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Kamil
09/29/23 1:21:22 AM
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^ LMAO Dark I watched some nobody girl on youtube play the deluxe for a first experience (of me seeing the game) of that. It was an amusing game. It was self aware in the right way.

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Tyranthraxus
09/29/23 1:22:02 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Someone did it too many times and eventually blood started coming out down there. I think they actually died from it, although maybe that was conservative/christian propaganda

my record is 3 times

Either prostate cancer, testicular Cancer or more likely they're just lying.

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NO2_Fiend
09/29/23 1:27:32 AM
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https://youtu.be/VwjKqPmE8SQ?si=IWl5SZwzsAsQTVs8

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clyde_frog
09/29/23 2:05:54 AM
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What are we doing here? Counting the number of poops in a day?

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Kloe_Rinz
09/29/23 2:06:50 AM
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clyde_frog posted...
What are we doing here? Counting the number of poops in a day?
Months between poops
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samsungsalt
09/29/23 2:15:47 AM
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I was doing it before I was old enough to produce anything

Now Im happy to not need a blue pill when its a slow day on OF.

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bigtiggie23
09/29/23 2:21:20 AM
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My record for doing it to myself is 5 times in one day

My record for doing it with a partner is 8 times in one day

Go figure.

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Naysaspace
09/29/23 2:23:33 AM
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I too have drank 8 coffes in a day

Legal meth is crazy man. I was shaking uncontrollably after 8pm
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Kamil
09/29/23 2:29:12 AM
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Sometimes you just get dirty and have to wash your hands several times a day.

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