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sonichu
08/31/23 4:17:20 AM
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Like its goin out of style
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Lukey_Bug
08/31/23 4:19:47 AM
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You ever smelled a cat fart? That shit is lethal. Id love to have a warning system that would let me get the fuck away from it lol

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Naysaspace
08/31/23 4:20:31 AM
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Cats blow
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Vampire_Chicken
08/31/23 6:37:40 AM
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Our cat would often fart while she was asleep, then she'd wake up with nostrils twitching, give us a dirty look, and get up and leave the room like she was blaming us for it.

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Dark_Arbron
08/31/23 6:52:04 AM
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I already have the perfect pair of cats.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/2/AAGF34AAEzH-.jpg

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Dreepapult
08/31/23 6:54:42 AM
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Sounds hilarious tbh

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Vampire_Chicken
08/31/23 6:55:17 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
I already have the perfect pair of cats.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/2/AAGF34AAEzH-.jpg
It looks like the cat on the left has just farted and the cat on the right is saying, "What the hell is that I can smell?!"

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Lord_Shadow
08/31/23 9:20:02 AM
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Like this?
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8YX3H3B/


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DarthDemented
08/31/23 11:07:57 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
Sounds hilarious tbh
Same

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DementedDurian
08/31/23 11:10:06 PM
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Farting cats? No.

Farting catgirls? Hell yeah.

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dioxxys
08/31/23 11:10:43 PM
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Lukey_Bug posted...
You ever smelled a cat fart? That shit is lethal. Id love to have a warning system that would let me get the fuck away from it lol
I think we'd be safe because they're loud human farts and loud human farts are usually just noise
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dioxxys
08/31/23 11:12:59 PM
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DementedDurian posted...
Farting cats? No.

Farting catgirls? Hell yeah.
Haha this is the perfect workaround to get even better results from this topic.

See the perfect cat would be a anime style cat girl. I don't care if she farts in that case.
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action52
08/31/23 11:58:52 PM
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dioxxys posted...
I think we'd be safe because they're loud human farts and loud human farts are usually just noise
The biggest drawback would be me constantly laughing.

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