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NeonTentacles
07/26/23 7:56:34 PM
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What was the boy version of Polly Pocket? Something-Max

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DnDer
07/26/23 7:57:13 PM
#53:


PaintGimmick posted...
Where the fuck is my Rubik's Cube movie? I don't care who owns the rights to the name.

Shut your mouth funny man and make it.

There's a short documentary on Netflix about Rubik's Cube championships.

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GeminiDeus
07/26/23 7:57:16 PM
#54:


NeonTentacles posted...
What was the boy version of Polly Pocket? Something-Max
Might Max! Had a cartoon that was well loved.

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CreepyGuy2007
07/26/23 7:57:47 PM
#55:


Irony posted...
Who the fuck would watch an UNO movie

It plays the UNO Reverse card and wonders who the fuck would watch you
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DnDer
07/26/23 7:57:53 PM
#56:


NeonTentacles posted...
What was the boy version of Polly Pocket? Something-Max

Mighty Max

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DnDer
07/26/23 7:58:21 PM
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CreepyGuy2007 posted...
It plays the UNO Reverse card and wonders who the fuck would watch you

Soviet Russia?

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Kim_Seong-a
07/26/23 8:00:11 PM
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Uno *might* work if they make it a parody of game battle Shonen. >_>

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NeonTentacles
07/26/23 8:01:32 PM
#59:


GeminiDeus posted...
Might Max! Had a cartoon that was well loved.

DnDer posted...
Mighty Max

That's it! I remember having the skull one.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/0/AAfWomAAEsn2.jpg

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Giacomo_Hawkins
07/26/23 8:01:52 PM
#60:


NOM posted...
Can't lie I would fucking LOVE a Hot Wheels movie.

There is a movie, and several TV series.

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HylianFox
07/26/23 8:01:59 PM
#61:


NOM posted...
Can't lie I would fucking LOVE a Hot Wheels movie.

Can cross over with Mario Kart

I have a ton of those fucking things

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Punished_Blinx
07/26/23 8:04:57 PM
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To be totally fair to those Mattel execs of course they want as many movies as possible. They don't give a shit if these movies suck. Their job is to sell toys and licenses. They've always done this with cartoons.

What's scary here is how seriously the Hollywood execs are potentially taking this and how much money they're throwing into it.

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invertedlegdrop
07/26/23 8:08:11 PM
#63:


GeminiDeus posted...
This is the toy you're thinking of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgavGowD_A

There's it is, there's the video...

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Lokison
07/26/23 8:13:19 PM
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If they make Barney PG13, he can swear once.

I hope it's at a kid.

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wackyteen
07/26/23 8:14:24 PM
#65:


Lokison posted...
If they make Barney PG13, he can swear once.

I hope it's at a kid.
"Sit down and shut the fuck up, Jimmy"

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HylianFox
07/26/23 8:14:56 PM
#67:


The world needs a dark and gritty 'Barney' reboot

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Tyranthraxus
07/26/23 8:16:20 PM
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Barney vs Godzilla

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BunkerBoy
07/26/23 8:17:19 PM
#69:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Who's gonna be the Nick Fury bringing it all together?

Gonna go full meta and have wishbone dive into stories from each universe?
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Punished_Blinx
07/26/23 8:17:56 PM
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I feel like I'm the only one who thinks taking a kids thing and turning it into a horror thing is lame.

It's not that hard to make up a new character inspired by that concept. Just seems creatively bankrupt to me.

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thronedfire2
07/26/23 8:19:34 PM
#72:


PaintGimmick posted...
Where the fuck is my Rubik's Cube movie? I don't care who owns the rights to the name.

Shut your mouth funny man and make it.

it would be over in 3 seconds anyway

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nocturnal_traveler
07/26/23 8:20:10 PM
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The idea of making something, then putting in something that will piss off right wingers is working well. Disney and Warner Bros problem was having bloated budgets.

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El_Marsh
07/26/23 8:22:06 PM
#74:


HylianFox posted...
The world needs a dark and gritty 'Barney' reboot
No it fucking doesn't lol

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HylianFox
07/26/23 8:26:55 PM
#75:


El_Marsh posted...
No it fucking doesn't lol

He'll hug you... TO DEATH

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thronedfire2
07/26/23 8:27:19 PM
#76:


El_Marsh posted...
No it fucking doesn't lol

it already got a Winnie the Pooh one

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Punished_Blinx
07/26/23 8:29:04 PM
#77:


thronedfire2 posted...
it already got a Winnie the Pooh one

And apparently it's complete shit.

These things are skits on YouTube at best.

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DnDer
07/26/23 8:30:24 PM
#78:


BunkerBoy posted...
Gonna go full meta and have wishbone dive into stories from each universe?

Wishbone can be the Uatu of this universe.

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HylianFox
07/26/23 8:32:30 PM
#79:


Punished_Blinx posted...
And apparently it's complete shit.

These things are skits on YouTube at best.

But the thing is, who tf actually wants to see a 'Barney' movie that's played 100% straight?

It'll only work if it leans into subversive "nobody actually likes Barney" humor...

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Punished_Blinx
07/26/23 9:23:58 PM
#80:


HylianFox posted...
But the thing is, who tf actually wants to see a 'Barney' movie that's played 100% straight?

It'll only work if it leans into subversive "nobody actually likes Barney" humor...

Nobody wants or needs a Barnie movie. It's fine staying as a 20 minute show for toddlers.

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bigtiggie23
07/26/23 9:29:51 PM
#81:


I can already guess the post-credits scene for UNO will introduce Skip-Bo to the world.

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bknight
07/26/23 9:30:07 PM
#82:


Openheimer Rises
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Prismsblade
07/26/23 9:36:09 PM
#83:


Dunno why people have a issue with this potential new trend of movies coming.

If the movies are good I couldn't care less tbh.

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Antifar
07/26/23 10:06:24 PM
#84:


Prismsblade posted...
Dunno why people have a issue with this potential new trend of movies coming.

If the movies are good I couldn't care less tbh.
Funneling Hollywood's resources and talent towards establishing cinematic universes for He-Man and Uno comes at an opportunity cost.

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Lil_Bit83
07/26/23 11:59:31 PM
#85:


Why an Uno movie? That's dumb.

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WalkingLobsters
07/27/23 12:07:29 AM
#86:


Anyone remember when Doritos made that scary as absolute fuck horror game to market their chips?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es4NQJ81k6o

Pretty sure it was posted here and had a 500 page topic. This in like 2010

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