Current Events > You take a DNA test and find out you're descended from hitler, what do?

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Kimbos_Egg
07/05/23 5:21:24 AM
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Hmm?

Would you have kids? Or let the blood line die out?

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pikakaeru
07/05/23 5:21:58 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
let the blood line die out

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boxoto
07/05/23 5:25:12 AM
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I don't plan on having kids, but I wouldn't let something like that be the reason why.

like, we all most likely have monsters in our ancestry - slavers, rapists, fascists, Genghis Khan (!), but we don't let that dictate the kind of people we are.

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Nukazie
07/05/23 5:27:05 AM
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check if my ancestors left some money

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Ratchetrockon
07/05/23 5:33:07 AM
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Keep it a secret

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Karovorak
07/05/23 5:33:17 AM
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1) It would not change anything, would it? People are evil, not DNA or genes or whatever.

2) His generation was only 80~100 years ago. I know my ancestor of that era, and I'm pretty sure that none of my grand-grandmother's cheated with Hitler.
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Questionmarktarius
07/05/23 5:38:52 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
let the blood line die out?
the Schicklgruber family has already done that.
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averagejoel
07/05/23 6:58:25 AM
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Karovorak posted...
1) It would not change anything, would it? People are evil, not DNA or genes or whatever.

2) His generation was only 80~100 years ago. I know my ancestor of that era, and I'm pretty sure that none of my grand-grandmother's cheated with Hitler.
I have a philosophical qualm with point 1, and point 2 is inaccurate, but aside from that this is basically what I think.

elaborating on 2 specifically: hitler was born in 1889, so "his generation" would have been more like 130-ish years ago.

but I'm still more or less in the same situation: I don't have significant ancestry from that specific area of europe

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DKBananaSlamma
07/05/23 7:12:03 AM
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Huh, I guess I take that shit to the grave and don't tell a soul >_> Then live my life as normal

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gmanthebest
07/05/23 7:15:39 AM
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averagejoel posted...
I have a philosophical qualm with point 1
Of course you do

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NatsuSama
07/05/23 7:18:58 AM
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Being a descendant of Hitler is nothing to be proud of, but it shouldn't change your life to find out you are a descendant......

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Kitt
07/05/23 7:28:28 AM
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Tell nobody.

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Cemith
07/05/23 7:34:26 AM
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Nothing? I'm not Hitler so nothing about my life changes.

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DystopiaMan
07/05/23 7:36:24 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Keep it a secret

Pretty much this.


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Karovorak
07/05/23 7:38:14 AM
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averagejoel posted...
elaborating on 2 specifically: hitler was born in 1889, so "his generation" would have been more like 130-ish years ago.

but I'm still more or less in the same situation: I don't have significant ancestry from that specific area of europe

Oops, my bad.

I was too focused on my ancestors who could become his offspring, and they were all born after 1941 (my grandparent generation).

But one of my grand-grandmothers could also fit, born in 1913.

But the region is not my issue. I am Austrian, so it's technically much more likely for me to be true than most of you.

It's just that I have my family tree at hand and can look it up.
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texanfan27
07/05/23 7:50:01 AM
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Nothing and no one needs to know. Dont affect me and how I act. The crimes he committed were his own, not mine. If someone finds out and asks me about it Ill tell them the same.

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