Current Events > Biden says you will now get paid your age

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VampireCoyote
06/17/23 7:42:47 AM
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you get paid your age per hour as long as youre staying out of trouble

you dont get paid if youre asleep, you have to be awake and thinking about something or doing something

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mystic_belmont
06/17/23 7:47:49 AM
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Yes please.

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Kai_Laguna
06/17/23 8:19:14 AM
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Sign me up, better pay then I'm currently getting.
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Eviora
06/17/23 8:21:39 AM
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I'm gonna make so much money for playing video games!

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SaltyWet
06/17/23 8:22:12 AM
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I vote his ass out. I aint taking a huge pay cut.

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PMarth2002
06/17/23 8:26:07 AM
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I doubt that'll pass congress, but sweet if it does.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/17/23 8:32:37 AM
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Yea and Trudeau says 1 milly for everyone

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VampireCoyote
06/17/23 8:38:24 AM
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SaltyWet posted...
I vote his ass out. I aint taking a huge pay cut.

no pay would cut

biden says this measure is supplementary to increase capitalism

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SaltyWet
06/17/23 8:40:25 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
no pay would cut

biden says this measure is supplementary to increase capitalism

i vote him for a third term


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FL81
06/19/23 11:13:45 PM
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the real question though is will I age faster than inflation

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Boombam99
06/19/23 11:18:35 PM
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If you got paid your age, the amount of young 20 something girls dating older guys in their 40's would skyrocket
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radical_rhino
06/19/23 11:19:25 PM
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Holy fuck paid for not working. Sign me up.

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Ratchetrockon
06/19/23 11:20:47 PM
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Yay

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MICHALECOLE
06/19/23 11:21:08 PM
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I give all the credit to Obama
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radical_rhino
06/19/23 11:22:50 PM
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If you make $100,000 a year, thats $48 per hour. But thats only 40 hours a week. In this scenario youd be making your age per hour for about 112 hours per week.

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skullmagic2
06/19/23 11:32:44 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
you dont get paid if youre asleep, you have to be awake and thinking about something or doing something
how does Joe Biden know if I'm asleep, does he come to my house

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MICHALECOLE
06/19/23 11:37:19 PM
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skullmagic2 posted...
how does Joe Biden know if I'm asleep, does he come to my house
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Torgo
06/19/23 11:42:34 PM
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radical_rhino posted...
Holy fuck paid for not working.

It's called capital gains and investment returns... just come out of the correct uterus and you won't even get taxed on much of it.

Most people, no matter how hard they work won't be able to take advantage of that system to any real degree... but the rich benefit!

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dj1200
06/20/23 12:06:12 AM
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Y'all got anymore of dem reperations?

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VampireCoyote
06/20/23 12:35:37 AM
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skullmagic2 posted...
how does Joe Biden know if I'm asleep, does he come to my house

yeah hell come to your house but you gotta feed him, or give him some snacks

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