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Solar_Crimson
04/24/23 6:57:54 PM
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She is your perfect match in every way that is important to you, but she is also the type who intends to take over all kitchen duties, including cooking.

However, once a week, she will clean out the fridge of any leftovers, and any food that hasn't spoiled is put into a casserole and served for dinner that day: hence, "leftover parfait". This could even include the previous week's parfait if any of it still exists in the fridge at the time.

Any attempt at trying to eat something else instead, except for special occasions, will lead to a massive argument.

...Deal or no deal?

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MorbidFaithless
04/24/23 7:01:34 PM
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Just make sure there's no leftovers

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Unsuprised_Pika
04/24/23 7:03:45 PM
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Throw out the whole fridge every week lol

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thronedfire2
04/24/23 7:05:59 PM
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that's gross you can't reuse week old leftovers to make more leftover casserole

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brestugo
04/24/23 7:06:15 PM
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Oh, hell no.

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Solar_Crimson
04/24/23 7:06:52 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
that's gross you can't reuse week old leftovers to make more leftover casserole
Tell that to Lois from Malcolm in the Middle.

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Bishop_Hastur
04/24/23 7:13:15 PM
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Sounds like nutraloaf.

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thronedfire2
04/24/23 7:21:26 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Tell that to Lois from Malcolm in the Middle.

no wonder her family was so fucked up they probably all had brain viruses

I need to watch that show one of these days

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Gobstoppers12
04/24/23 7:22:18 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Any attempt at trying to eat something else instead, except for special occasions, will lead to a massive argument.
Then she's not perfect.

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