Current Events > Did anyone in Florida get woken up this morning at like 4:30?

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Solid_Sonic
04/20/23 7:41:50 AM
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Some kind of emergency alert test.

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Dakimakura
04/20/23 7:42:33 AM
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No one in Florida is allowed to get woke

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Cheater87
04/20/23 7:42:41 AM
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What did the text say?

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Vegy
04/20/23 7:42:43 AM
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I turn dose shits off

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DKBananaSlamma
04/20/23 7:43:00 AM
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Did the Florida Man signal go off again

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Solid_Sonic
04/20/23 7:43:29 AM
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Cheater87 posted...
What did the text say?

That it was an emergency alert test and that no action is required.

That's it.

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wackyteen
04/20/23 7:48:13 AM
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If I woke up in Florida, I'd scream and then flee as fast as humanly possible

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Solid_Sonic
04/20/23 7:49:09 AM
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Is this state worse because I take residence here or is my life unimpactful to the shit quality of Florida?

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Were_Wyrm
04/20/23 7:49:28 AM
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Desantis was worried there was an lgbt person under your bed.

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Doom_Art
04/20/23 7:49:37 AM
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that was just an emergency alert informing you that you're in florida and should get out asap

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Solid_Sonic
04/20/23 7:55:35 AM
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Why are you people SO MEAN to me? What did I do to deserve this? How do I make your lives worse?!

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Doom_Art
04/20/23 8:00:21 AM
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we're not being mean to you we're being mean to florida

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Solid_Sonic
04/20/23 8:01:58 AM
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Yes but I live here. It's not like I can just move somewhere else to escape the ridicule.

I'm very much of the "it doesn't matter if you're one of the 'good ones', you still have to bear the responsibility of living in a shit society," mindset.

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Doom_Art
04/20/23 8:04:16 AM
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everyone from florida should walk around with a scarlet F pinned to their shirt

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Gamespoht
04/20/23 8:13:39 AM
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I also hate it here, but I'm too broke to move

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DeepFriedSquid
04/20/23 8:14:11 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
No one in Florida is allowed to get woke

I feel like this joke went by underappreciated
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alphapipi
04/20/23 8:15:08 AM
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Solid_Sonic posted...
Is this state worse because I take residence here or is my life unimpactful to the shit quality of Florida?
Actually, you are improving the quality of Florida by being there.

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Solid_Sonic
04/20/23 8:23:46 AM
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alphapipi posted...
Actually, you are improving the quality of Florida by being there.

*Sniff*

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brestugo
04/20/23 8:44:54 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
No one in Florida is allowed to get woke
/thread.

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DipDipDiver
04/20/23 9:07:59 AM
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I didn't get it and neither did my wife

So hopefully no major emergencies will happen
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Nunyobidness
04/20/23 9:13:13 AM
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I got one. Being that I was woken from a dead sleep and unable to see without glasses I didn't really read it.
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Solid_Sonic
04/20/23 9:14:00 AM
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Nunyobidness posted...
I got one. Being that I was woken from a dead sleep and unable to see without glasses I didn't really read it.

It literally said "no action needed."

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uwnim
04/20/23 9:15:40 AM
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I woke up from that, saw it was just a test and went back to sleep.

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Solid_Sonic
04/20/23 9:16:15 AM
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I get up at 5:30 anyway and today in particular I was kind of trying to get up earlier than usual so it wasn't really worth going back to sleep.

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Solid_Sonic
04/20/23 9:18:36 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


HEY, I work somewhere that launches rockets.

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Starks
04/20/23 9:19:20 AM
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Yep. Really pissed me off. I'm on vacation ffs.

Decent 4/20 reminder though.

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Doom_Art
04/20/23 9:26:37 AM
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Solid_Sonic posted...
HEY, I work somewhere that launches rockets.
Is that slang for something

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dameon_reaper
04/20/23 9:28:59 AM
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lol I just saw someone on my facebook who posted

"Theres absolutely no need for a test of the emergency broadcast system before 8am."
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Bass
04/20/23 9:32:41 AM
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DeepFriedSquid posted...
I feel like this joke went by underappreciated
I was amused.

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