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CableZL 04/18/23 1:49:47 PM #101: |
Damn it, the call in line is at capacity. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 04/18/23 1:50:40 PM #102: |
Oh sweet, I tried again and got in --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 04/18/23 1:54:08 PM #103: |
masterpug53 posted... That's why I mentioned diminishing returns. Ironically, at this point no 'reasonable' judge / jury will see Fox's election fraud lies - and all the nigh-irreparable damage they've caused - as a simple case of witty satire.Yeah, if I was on that jury and they pulled this stunt, I'd be pretty upset and thinking, "Do they think I'm a fool up here? They tried this stunt before." Even the most "open-minded" juror's gotta see this. --- Putin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheSavageDragon 04/18/23 1:56:48 PM #104: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Nah, he's absolutely right. Something big will be exposed. The vile tactics of Fox and the stupidity of those that believe their nonsense in spite of overwhelming evidence. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 04/18/23 1:58:15 PM #105: |
wait wait they aren't going with a "The Simpsons predicts the future" defense are they? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 04/18/23 2:01:53 PM #106: |
They aren't saying anything. Are they still on lunch? --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gigageek1500 04/18/23 2:02:04 PM #107: |
Probably something like "The Simpsons showed voting machines changing votes and didn't get in trouble. It's not fair if we do." They do love absurd whataboutism. --- "Like you're standing in front of them with your hands behind your back, and then present a small ribbon-wrapped gift to them." Duskmon on the colon ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 04/18/23 2:22:56 PM #108: |
Still nothing being said. Anyone know what's going on? --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 04/18/23 2:28:43 PM #109: |
gigageek1500 posted... Probably something like "The Simpsons showed voting machines changing votes and didn't get in trouble. It's not fair if we do." They do love absurd whataboutism.To be fair (i haven't seen the trial so I could be mistaken) a lot of this is to play to the jury, not to us. It might seem silly but in a long boring weeks long trial full of a jury of bored people who don't give a shit, they're not gonna remember random dull facts from day 12 But they will remember the Simpsons clips. Lawyers do this all the time, dramatic demonstrations or really weird stupid shit that makes no sense but the jury remembers. Perhaps most famously Johnny Cochran's rhyme "If the glove doesn't fit, you must aquit" Which I garantee any juror or anyone who even slightly followed OJ Simpson remembers Never ever forget Fox's job isn't to convince you or a group of reasonable people with access to all the facts and a vested interest. They're trying to influence a bored jury --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 04/18/23 2:58:36 PM #110: |
I'm still not hearing anything on the call in line. What's going on here? --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 04/18/23 3:01:43 PM #111: |
https://www.nbcnews.com/media/live-blog/-fox-news-dominion-trial-live-updates-rcna79492 Judge Eric Davis has formally appointed a special master to investigate Fox News over its handling of discovery, nearly a week after he scolded the media company for not turning over evidence in a timely fashion. Davis tapped Delaware litigator John Elzufon to look into whether Fox complied with its discovery obligations heading into the defamation trial, according to the filing. The special master can depose whomever he wishes and all those costs must be paid by Fox, as Davis explained from the bench last week. Elzufon must provide a written report regarding the investigation no later than 4 p.m. ET on May 15. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TomClark 04/18/23 3:03:47 PM #112: |
Their actual defense in an actual courtroom, in a case worth billions, is literally gonna be "Simpsons Did It, Simpsons Did It", isn't it...? Fucking hell, this is going to make their "no reasonable person believes us so it's not damaging" argument look like the peak of integrity in comparison. --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 04/18/23 3:05:04 PM #113: |
TomClark posted... Their actual defense in an actual courtroom, in a case worth billions, is literally gonna be "Simpsons Did It, Simpsons Did It", isn't it...?Now why would Chewbacca, an 8 foot tall wookie live with a bunch of 3 foot tall ewoks? It makes no sense. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 04/18/23 3:08:53 PM #114: |
TomClark posted... Their actual defense in an actual courtroom, in a case worth billions, is literally gonna be "Simpsons Did It, Simpsons Did It", isn't it...?But Tom! If trees are green then how can planes fly? See? Just more proof Fox did no wrong. --- Let's make biscuits! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TomClark 04/18/23 3:10:57 PM #115: |
Funkydog posted... But Tom! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/7/AAABqgAAEZQR.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 04/18/23 3:11:44 PM #116: |
Dominion was scheduled to begin its approximately 90-minute opening statement to the jury at 1:30 p.m. ET, but as of 2:45 p.m., there was no sign of the judge or the jury, and no reason was given for the ongoing delay. Ok, so I'm not going crazy --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 04/18/23 3:13:42 PM #117: |
CableZL posted... Dominion was scheduled to begin its approximately 90-minute opening statement to the jury at 1:30 p.m. ET, but as of 2:45 p.m., there was no sign of the judge or the jury, and no reason was given for the ongoing delay.Fox gonna go for 'we can leave if the teacher isnt here after 15 mins' tactic. --- Let's make biscuits! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mibahlzitch 04/18/23 3:20:33 PM #118: |
thronedfire2 posted... wait wait gigageek1500 posted... Probably something like "The Simpsons showed voting machines changing votes and didn't get in trouble. It's not fair if we do." They do love absurd whataboutism. TomClark posted... Their actual defense in an actual courtroom, in a case worth billions, is literally gonna be "Simpsons Did It, Simpsons Did It", isn't it...? More or less these, but I suspect the way they will do it in order to sound like it's a professional defense will be to use it to suggest that satire, even satire about how voting machines works is protected speech and that the clip is an example of this in action. "You see, the constitution allows for people to make statements that aren't true in entertainment". This is of course a lie, but it does tie into a previous case they won that implied they were simply entertainment and not news so they are probably hoping the precedent helps. "It's a joke bro" but all pretty sounding. Not to mention the Simpsons was on "fox" so they can try to convince the jury that "Fox has totally been making election jokes before, why are people upset now? It must be a political hit job" by muddying the waters between "Fox news" and "Fox tv". --- It's all true. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 04/18/23 3:21:13 PM #119: |
CableZL posted... Dominion was scheduled to begin its approximately 90-minute opening statement to the jury at 1:30 p.m. ET, but as of 2:45 p.m., there was no sign of the judge or the jury, and no reason was given for the ongoing delay. It's taking both judge and jury a full hour and a half to stop laughing. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TMOG 04/18/23 3:22:06 PM #120: |
masterpug53 posted... It's taking both judge and jury a full hour and a half to stop laughing.Maybe the jury told the judge they're already to make a ruling because of how fucking stupid FOX's opener was lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mibahlzitch 04/18/23 3:22:43 PM #121: |
Either that or they ended up just watching a bunch of simpsons clips and quoting old episodes at each other. Worse if they ended up opening up a tv tropes tab. --- It's all true. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Geiki_Ganger 04/18/23 3:23:59 PM #122: |
Probably just more settlement talks. --- Nintendo 3DS Friend Code: 3368 - 1137 - 5460 http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Gamecubesupreme/sf7y9s.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 04/18/23 3:28:31 PM #123: |
CableZL posted... https://twitter.com/EdKrassen/status/1648349899732180992 It gets even "better" when you read some of the dipshit comments in that who think this is Fox laying a trap. lol --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 04/18/23 3:32:25 PM #124: |
Mibahlzitch posted... Either that or they ended up just watching a bunch of simpsons clips and quoting old episodes at each other. Worse if they ended up opening up a tv tropes tab. The judge is going to walk into the courtroom singing Mr. Plow. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 04/18/23 3:36:14 PM #125: |
BREAKING: Fox is transferring the advocacy of their case to attorney Lionel Hutz --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mario2000 04/18/23 3:36:48 PM #126: |
I'm just imagining that it's the Simpsons judge. --- Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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devilminion 04/18/23 3:37:12 PM #127: |
CableZL posted... https://twitter.com/EdKrassen/status/1648349899732180992 Reality has become a bigger parody than satire itself. People were laughing at this article just yesterday https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fox-news-lawyers-to-cite-hiring-of-kimberly-guilfoyle-as-part-of-insanity-defense --- All Hail https://i.imgur.com/uzIx6Jp.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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toreysback 04/18/23 3:37:32 PM #128: |
Geiki_Ganger posted... Probably just more settlement talks. --- What was five is now two. What was two is now one. What was one is nothing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Takuya_Lee 04/18/23 3:45:23 PM #129: |
Geiki_Ganger posted... Probably just more settlement talks. Dominion isn't settling. I think this is the judge trying to figure out who in the gallery is live tweeting. A Fox News person ratted people out after they were kicked out for taking pictures. --- Narutaki was right. This is all Decade's fault. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 04/18/23 3:55:26 PM #130: |
The judge is back, waiting for the jury to be ready to come back in. I like how the silence took damn near the entirety of the time where I could have listened closely. There isn't enough time left today for a 90 minute opening statement if they're ending at 4:30pm eastern. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 04/18/23 3:57:35 PM #131: |
"The parties have resolved their case" WTF What the hell!? After all this, they settled? --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 04/18/23 3:59:22 PM #132: |
CableZL posted... "The parties have resolved their case"Must have been one hell of a BJ --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 04/18/23 3:59:33 PM #133: |
Aaaaaand it's over Hopefully the details of the settlement will be public. Fox News REALLY did not want this trial. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 04/18/23 4:00:33 PM #134: |
CableZL posted... Aaaaaand it's over But they prepared clips of The Simpsons --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mario2000 04/18/23 4:02:05 PM #135: |
Strider102 posted... But they prepared clips of The Simpsons Epic lifehack to win any court case! Attorneys HATE this one weird trick! --- Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 04/18/23 4:02:44 PM #136: |
mario2000 posted... Epic lifehack to win any court case! Attorneys HATE this one weird trick! Lol --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr 04/18/23 4:03:02 PM #137: |
Get ready for the: "While we have settled this case we do not admit to any wrong doing." --- "No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii https://i.imgur.com/cSxy3Od.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 04/18/23 4:03:05 PM #138: |
Faux News may as well use "the devil made us do it" at this point --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 04/18/23 4:03:35 PM #139: |
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted... Get ready for the: Highly likely, unfortunately --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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toreysback 04/18/23 4:04:27 PM #141: |
fox did what they had to --- What was five is now two. What was two is now one. What was one is nothing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 04/18/23 4:05:30 PM #142: |
Next episode of Cucker gonna be interesting --- "I dreamt I was a moron." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Takuya_Lee 04/18/23 4:05:56 PM #143: |
Well I was wrong... They did settle... --- Narutaki was right. This is all Decade's fault. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScazarMeltex 04/18/23 4:06:20 PM #144: |
CableZL posted... Aaaaaand it's overI'm not seeing anything on major media sites or twitter yet about a settlement. --- Furthermore, The GOP is a Fascist Organization and must be destroyed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 04/18/23 4:06:22 PM #145: |
Takuya_Lee posted... Well I was wrong... They did settle... Same, I thought there was no way Dominion was going to settle this lawsuit. I really hope they make the settlement public. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Humble_Novice 04/18/23 4:06:32 PM #146: |
So how much money did Fox News lose to avoid being humiliated in court? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 04/18/23 4:07:18 PM #147: |
ScazarMeltex posted... I'm not seeing anything on major media sites or twitter yet about a settlement.https://www.nbcnews.com/media/live-blog/ -fox-news-dominion-trial-live-updates-rcna79492 --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 04/18/23 4:08:05 PM #148: |
What a joke --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScazarMeltex 04/18/23 4:08:28 PM #149: |
CableZL posted... https://www.nbcnews.com/media/live-blog/Fuck. I really, really wanted all of Fox's dirt out for everyone to see. How much money do you think Fox threw at them? --- Furthermore, The GOP is a Fascist Organization and must be destroyed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Geiki_Ganger 04/18/23 4:09:39 PM #150: |
Must have been an offer that Dominion and the lawyers could not refuse. Wouldn't surprise me if it was north of a billion dollars. --- Nintendo 3DS Friend Code: 3368 - 1137 - 5460 http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Gamecubesupreme/sf7y9s.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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