Current Events > 50k or you can instantly sell items you own

(+) Yeah! (+)

As in

1. You decide to sell it and there is instantly a buyer. They instantly recieve the item no need to ship or drive or anything
2. They always pay roughly market price relative to condition Sometimes you get lucky and some enthusiastic pays a bit extra.
3. No one ever knows who you are. You can sell those 12 crates of shitty hentai without shaming your family
4. Sales are tax free and you choose cash or direct deposit. Regardless you get money instantly
5. Stolen items(that you know were stolen or stole) do not apply for this in most cases.
6. This does not work on buisness. Personal items only.
7. Items bought primarily to resell will never turn a profit so no you can't run the world's most effcient scalping shop. This includes having others buy them. People cannot gift or sell undercost to bypass this.
8. There has to be a market. You can't sell random pebbles and shit
9. Does not apply to parts of your body, bodily secretions or "gamer girl bathwater" type things. Nor can you sell people, concepts, ideas, energy, reproductions/copys of others art/products, A.I generated/created things, labor, water, or anything you could not physically touch.
10. You cannot sell large purchases more then once. Two PS5s? Nope.
11. Loopholes that clearly bypass any of these rules in spirit fail and costs you a fine.

Give me money.

I don't wanna sell any of my shit.

Unsuprised_Pika posted...

Items bought primarily to resell will never turn a profit

Unsuprised_Pika posted...

They always pay roughly market price relative to condition

Unsuprised_Pika posted...

8. There has to be a market. You can't sell random pebbles and shit

So this power is functionally useless.

pegusus123456 posted...

So this power is functionally useless.

Depends on how much junk you don't want or how much your tastes shifts.

$50k. Too many conditions, you mentioned a fine, and I don't have much to sell anyway.

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Priceless items either fail, sell cheap AF or go based off a similar item that can be priced.

Would be a cool combo if I got a JRPG esque cave with monsters and treasure and shit but otherwise nah gimme the 50k, too many rules.

Make a fortune on recyclables.

PMarth2002 posted...

$50k. Too many conditions, you mentioned a fine, and I don't have much to sell anyway.

The fine is a slap on the wrist fine. Not big

pegusus123456 posted...

So this power is functionally useless.

Nah. You need alot of restrictions or its just "50k vs infinite money"

Easily 50k.

I moved last year and got rid of a lot of stuff in the process. Before that process began, Id probably have gone for the ability.