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BeautifulBlaze
04/09/23 4:19:52 PM
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es

They've also kidnapped the top Democrat and top Republican (no idea who they would be, but someone universally loved in their respective parties) and will kill them.

However, they will relinquish control of the nukes and return the top Dem and Repub if and only if....

AOC and Lauren Boebert have sex on the Congress floor and stream it all over the internet and television. And it's gotta be uncensored on all platforms. And they gotta go at it for at least half an hour.

What would happen? >_>

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Killmonger
04/09/23 4:21:07 PM
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Wat

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itachi15243
04/09/23 4:23:48 PM
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Uhh interesting twist

US doesn't negotiate with terrorists though...

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remandramdoll
04/09/23 4:24:01 PM
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Everyone clapped

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Flauros
04/09/23 4:25:37 PM
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Why would anyone want to watch Stunning Stan Lanes daughter fuck a donkey?

Wait a sec. Where are these terrorists from?

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Unsuprised_Pika
04/09/23 4:30:12 PM
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So Vegy is the leader of this right?

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BeautifulBlaze
04/09/23 9:47:25 PM
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bump >_>

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Kim_Seong-a
04/09/23 10:16:44 PM
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Black Mirror already did an episode about a politician having sex with a disgusting pig

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Kakapo
04/09/23 10:19:38 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Black Mirror already did an episode about a politician having sex with a disgusting pig
Still dont understand how they got MTG to do that cameo

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jumi
04/09/23 10:22:03 PM
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The fallout would be legendary.

And I mean nuclear fallout, because no way is that happening.

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EnterTheTekken
04/09/23 10:37:01 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/9/AAJnnQAAEXgb.jpg

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__starsnostars
04/09/23 10:56:11 PM
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I think we need one of those ai chat bots to make a story with this premise.

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Forest_Temple
04/10/23 1:02:29 AM
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Id beat my meat so hard to that

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Nosferatu_Zodd
04/10/23 1:24:01 AM
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Forest_Temple posted...
Id beat my meat so hard to that


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ArsGoetia
04/10/23 1:25:32 AM
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Flauros posted...
Why would anyone want to watch Stunning Stan Lanes daughter fuck a donkey?

Wait a sec. Where are these terrorists from?

inside the house
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