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pinky0926
04/09/23 4:28:51 AM
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Me: thanks dude. You know that's pretty gay right?
Him: nah mate no homo. Just saying you have a nice dick and that.
Me: no no, I wasn't saying it as an insult. Just think it's pretty gay to compliment a man's dick as he's taking a piss. Thank you though.
Him: no way pal, was just saying it's very aesthetic. Btw you want a bump?

Lmao, Scotland

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boxoto
04/09/23 4:30:37 AM
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tags TC as "aesthetic, Scottish dick"

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NeonTentacles
04/09/23 4:44:10 AM
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Cocaine makes people horny. That's why he wants to stare at your dick

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MICHALECOLE
04/09/23 4:44:28 AM
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Did you take the bump
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pinky0926
04/09/23 4:45:19 AM
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boxoto posted...
tags TC as "aesthetic, Scottish dick"

Thanks bro

MICHALECOLE posted...
Did you take the bump

It would be gamefaqs illegal for me to say

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No_U_L7
04/09/23 4:47:13 AM
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pinky0926 posted...


Thanks bro

It would be gamefaqs illegal for me to say


Why would a fist bump be illegal?

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Flauros
04/09/23 4:57:42 AM
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Was he boofing fent in the bathroom as is tradition?

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Gremlynn
04/09/23 5:06:45 AM
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i know goddamn well my dick AIN'T nice so anybody telling me it is has a motive.

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Touch
04/09/23 5:08:53 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Why would a fist bump be illegal?
I think he meant dick bump. Like...touching tips

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Gremlynn
04/09/23 5:19:52 AM
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Touch posted...
I think he meant dick bump. Like...touching tips

it's 2023 dude, that's not only legal, but it's even hetero now.

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Choco
04/09/23 5:23:53 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Me: thanks dude. You know that's pretty gay right?
why is that your response

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Gremlynn
04/09/23 5:24:55 AM
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Choco posted...
why is that your response

right? clearly if you're complimenting another man's penis you are either TRYING to be gay with them, or you just don't care.

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Poorly
04/09/23 5:35:14 AM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Cocaine makes people horny. That's why he wants to stare at your dick
Female did compliment each other vaginas

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pinky0926
04/09/23 5:47:59 AM
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Choco posted...
why is that your response

I was very drunk

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Lordgold666
04/09/23 12:53:53 PM
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Lol

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Pepys_Monster
04/09/23 12:55:23 PM
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Did you enjoy this interaction? I probably wouldn't go back to that nightclub.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/09/23 12:57:17 PM
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streets can't stop talking about pinky's winky!

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Neoconkers
04/09/23 12:58:49 PM
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sounds like a Frankensteins' toilet discussion, a toilet with a unique vibe

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Choco
04/10/23 6:55:56 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
I was very drunk
that's not really an explanation

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Vegy
04/10/23 6:59:39 AM
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Its only gay if you start pushing back, nothing less, nothing more

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/10/23 7:41:24 AM
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Creepy and why I always use a stall when using the bathroom. People who look at your dick in the mens room are weirdos.

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haloiscoolisbak
04/10/23 7:43:23 AM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Cocaine makes people horny. That's why he wants to stare at your dick

I feel the first sentence is a myth. My brain becomes way too scattered on cocaine to feel horny. It also makes erections very difficult like all stimulants

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GeraldDarko
04/10/23 8:12:34 AM
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Here we go, the dick checker isn't the guy being scrutinized, TC is. Obviously, he wasn't using gay as an insult, he was just uncomfortable with another guy checking out his dick.

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pinky0926
04/10/23 10:51:46 AM
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Choco posted...
that's not really an explanation

Sure it is. Was drunk, said a stupid thing, the end

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Returning_CEmen
04/10/23 10:54:28 AM
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Why was he inside the toilet

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