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Poorly 04/08/23 8:08:04 AM #1:	Back when he was 7, he was saved by a roach from food poisoning. --- <cite>Poorly posted [p:972711558] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>Back when he was 7, he was saved by a roach from food poisoning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 04/08/23 8:10:23 AM #2:	Dolomedes is actually three spiders in a trenchcoat. --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:972711579] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>Dolomedes is actually three spiders in a trenchcoat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 04/08/23 8:10:50 AM #3:	His mom was born a bug but in a horrible body switching accident got turned into a female human. She now lives plotting to destroy all the birds for what they did to her big families. --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:972711585] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>His mom was born a bug but in a horrible body switching accident got turned into a female human. She now lives plotting to destroy all the birds for what they did to her big families.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Purple_Cheetah 04/08/23 8:14:37 AM #4:	He secretly likes them so he can better understand his enemy and destroy it. That's why he don't like pics of squished spiders, he wants to do it himself. Don't be fooled!!! <cite>Purple_Cheetah posted [p:972711623] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>He secretly likes them so he can better understand his enemy and destroy it. That's why he don't like pics of squished spiders, he wants to do it himself.Don't be fooled!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poorly 04/08/23 8:15:51 AM #5:	Dakimakura posted... His mom was born a bug but in a horrible body switching accident got turned into a female human. She now lives plotting to destroy all the birds for what they did to her big families. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/4/AAfRsCAAEXNI.jpg --- <cite>Poorly posted [p:972711632] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite><quote>His mom was born a bug but in a horrible body switching accident got turned into a female human. She now lives plotting to destroy all the birds for what they did to her big families.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/4/AAfRsCAAEXNI.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 04/08/23 8:17:52 AM #6:	Dolomedes is actually Cell --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:972711651] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>Dolomedes is actually Cell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poorly 04/08/23 8:20:21 AM #7:	Jiek_Fafn posted... Dolomedes is actually Cell https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/6/AAfRsCAAEXNK.jpg --- <cite>Poorly posted [p:972711676] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>Dolomedes is actually Cell</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/6/AAfRsCAAEXNK.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
remandramdoll 04/08/23 8:25:44 AM #8:	When he was a kid his entire family was dragged off into a pit by ants and never seen again. This was very much to his benefit as he had just been grounded from the GameCube. He vowed then and there to spend his entire life paying back bugs for what they'd done to help him. --- BloodMoon7 posted... Made the right choice fam, Hilda's tiddies are canon. <cite>remandramdoll posted [p:972711729] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>When he was a kid his entire family was dragged off into a pit by ants and never seen again. This was very much to his benefit as he had just been grounded from the GameCube. He vowed then and there to spend his entire life paying back bugs for what they'd done to help him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Microsoft 04/08/23 8:33:55 AM #9:	He realizes insects easily outnumber anything else on the planet. Today's goal is spreading love to the insects to earn their trust and loyalty. Tomorrow, it's world domination. --- Serving loyal fans since 1975. Your potential. Our passion. <cite>Microsoft posted [p:972711808] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>He realizes insects easily outnumber anything else on the planet. Today's goal is spreading love to the insects to earn their trust and loyalty. Tomorrow, it's world domination.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 04/08/23 8:39:41 AM #10:	Microsoft posted... He realizes insects easily outnumber anything else on the planet. Today's goal is spreading love to the insects to earn their trust and loyalty. Tomorrow, it's world domination. Bacteria outnumbers bugs though --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:972711850] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>Microsoft posted... </cite><quote>He realizes insects easily outnumber anything else on the planet. Today's goal is spreading love to the insects to earn their trust and loyalty. Tomorrow, it's world domination.</quote>Bacteria outnumbers bugs though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Microsoft 04/09/23 8:21:24 AM #11:	Dakimakura posted... Bacteria outnumbers bugs though Do you wish to take control of them to combat dolomedes' army --- Serving loyal fans since 1975. Your potential. Our passion. <cite>Microsoft posted [p:972729387] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite><quote>Bacteria outnumbers bugs though</quote>Do you wish to take control of them to combat dolomedes' army</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 04/09/23 8:30:46 AM #12:	Dolomedes had always been afraid of the spider next door. But, when bumbling burglars were going to break into Dolomedes' trap-filled house as a child, that selfsame spider hit the intruder in the head with a snow shovel, saving poor Dolomedes' life. After that, they had many fun-filled Christmas adventures. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:972729472] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>Dolomedes had always been afraid of the spider next door. But, when bumbling burglars were going to break into Dolomedes' trap-filled house as a child, that selfsame spider hit the intruder in the head with a snow shovel, saving poor Dolomedes' life. After that, they had many fun-filled Christmas adventures.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 04/09/23 8:53:36 AM #13:	Dolomedes the bug head poster Has a very slimy face And if you ever saw it, You would even say its fake And all of the other posters Used to laugh and call him names, They never let poor Dolomedes Join in any gamefaq games, Then one sunny Easter morn, The mods came to say, Dolomedes with your head not right, Wont you mark some posts tonight? Then all the posters shunned him, As they shouted out in all CAPS Dolomedes the bug head poster, You'll go down on WAPS --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:972729693] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>Dolomedes the bug head posterHas a very slimy faceAnd if you ever saw it, You would even say its fakeAnd all of the other postersUsed to laugh and call him names, They never let poor DolomedesJoin in any gamefaq games, Then one sunny Easter morn, The mods came to say, Dolomedes with your head not right, Wont you mark some posts tonight?Then all the posters shunned him, As they shouted out in all CAPSDolomedes the bug head poster, You'll go down on WAPS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ANort175 04/09/23 8:59:17 AM #14:	He was bitten by a radioactive spider but instead of getting any cool superpowers, he just developed an intense sexual attraction to spiders. --- Are we the baddies? <cite>ANort175 posted [p:972729745] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>He was bitten by a radioactive spider but instead of getting any cool superpowers, he just developed an intense sexual attraction to spiders.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TMOG 04/11/23 7:57:51 PM #17:	He's the Oogie Boogie Man <cite>TMOG posted [p:972781439] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>He's the Oogie Boogie Man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 04/11/23 7:58:22 PM #18:	as a child was bitten by a radioactive bug book with pictures --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:972781451] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>as a child was bitten by a radioactive bug book with pictures</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 04/11/23 8:04:09 PM #21:	https://youtu.be/Y0PKG5-t3zU --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:972781556] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/Y0PKG5-t3zU</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokison 04/11/23 8:11:15 PM #23:	Dolomedes was once a promising young student, invited by Barrack Obama alongside his best friend, Joe Biden, to tour his bleeding-edge company at Circuit City. One of the experiments the pair observed was a massive colony of spiders Obama was bombarding with numerous radioactive particles in the name of genetic alteration. Dolomedes fell into the colony, where he was seemingly devoured- but in the process, the spiders became a singular hive-mind construct that absorbed Dolomedes' consciousness. Masquerading as the man they absorbed, the hive, calling itself Dolomedes, began posting on GameFAQs.Gamespot.com. --- Word from the wise: Don't drink the under-sink-juice. <cite>Lokison posted [p:972781691] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>Dolomedes was once a promising young student, invited by Barrack Obama alongside his best friend, Joe Biden, to tour his bleeding-edge company at Circuit City. One of the experiments the pair observed was a massive colony of spiders Obama was bombarding with numerous radioactive particles in the name of genetic alteration. Dolomedes fell into the colony, where he was seemingly devoured- but in the process, the spiders became a singular hive-mind construct that absorbed Dolomedes' consciousness. Masquerading as the man they absorbed, the hive, calling itself Dolomedes, began posting on GameFAQs.Gamespot.com.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 04/11/23 8:15:32 PM #24:	He doesn't. Nobody does. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:972781753] in Create a b... [t:80405907]...</cite> <quote>He doesn't. Nobody does.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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