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Shabriri
10/12/22 10:47:48 AM
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I answer the phone with my usual company greeting and she's like "...oh my god"

and I'm like oh no are you okay? And she's like "your voice is is incredible..." and she like, catches her breath or whatever. amd she goes "I just needed to be connected to X person but can we talk a little more so I can keep listening to you, phee-yew" and I think she was fanning herself

I'm like sure and asked her how her week's been and we just chatted for a couple. She said I need to get a job where I can broadcast my voice so everyone can hear it

bruh

it was so surreal like who does that >_>

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VampireCoyote
10/12/22 10:48:37 AM
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this happened

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pauIie
10/12/22 10:48:38 AM
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sure buddy

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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/12/22 10:49:32 AM
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this definitely happened

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Turtlebread
10/12/22 10:49:42 AM
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https://vocaroo.com/

It better be fucking good

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Shabriri
10/12/22 10:50:45 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

it's good but it's nothing that constitutes going brainstupid on the phone with me. a lot of CE has heard my voice already

VampireCoyote posted...
this happened

pauIie posted...
sure buddy
i dont even blame you

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Master_Bass
10/12/22 10:50:58 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/2/AAI-cmAADxPu.jpg

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Ivynn
10/12/22 10:52:02 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
https://vocaroo.com/

It better be fucking good

Put up, TC.

Maybe we wanna climax too.

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--Zero-
10/12/22 10:52:13 AM
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Cant brag about yourself without some proof. You know the rules.

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DespondentDeity
10/12/22 10:53:01 AM
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I heard him say awesome game and it was pretty cute

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Shabriri
10/12/22 10:53:18 AM
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I'll do a recording but I'm telling you it's nothing that constitutes this kind of reaction. I mean a complete stranger on a work call? She didn't even try to get anything out of me other than conversation

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TetsuoS2
10/12/22 10:54:53 AM
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things that happened

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thx1138
10/12/22 10:56:05 AM
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I learned to never go by a voice i did once and when i finally metvthe girl i was not interested in her looks at all, very over weight butvi loved her voice

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Shabriri
10/12/22 11:00:57 AM
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https://voca.ro/17M6e9rOaGbu

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Seaman_Prime
10/12/22 11:04:49 AM
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Holy shit
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Aressar
10/12/22 11:05:27 AM
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Shabriri posted...
https://voca.ro/17M6e9rOaGbu

Hnnnggg!

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Strider102
10/12/22 11:05:33 AM
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Shabriri posted...
https://voca.ro/17M6e9rOaGbu

I creamed my pants

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Crescente
10/12/22 11:05:51 AM
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Shabriri posted...
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I'm going to come
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sauceje
10/12/22 11:06:43 AM
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Yeah not sure why your voice elicited such a response but go off lady I guess

wait shit uhh I mean, hnnng

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TendoDRM
10/12/22 11:06:45 AM
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Shabriri posted...
https://voca.ro/17M6e9rOaGbu

...oh my god

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JTilly
10/12/22 11:07:13 AM
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Shabriri posted...
https://voca.ro/17M6e9rOaGbu
You had me at yeah you silver tongued devil

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Turtlebread
10/12/22 11:07:50 AM
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It was pretty fucking good

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Shabriri
10/12/22 11:08:32 AM
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Lmao you guys are great, thanks for givin me a good laugh

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TheoryzC
10/12/22 11:09:20 AM
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Shabriri posted...
https://voca.ro/17M6e9rOaGbu
Thanks, TC now I gotta change my panties

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Heartomaton
10/12/22 11:09:29 AM
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A lady taking my blood at the hospital once told me I have "nice veins".

I still don't know how to respond to that.

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Fable
10/12/22 11:10:20 AM
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Shabriri posted...
https://voca.ro/17M6e9rOaGbu

Got DAYUM

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haloiscoolisbak
10/12/22 11:10:49 AM
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I fully believe it happened TC. Some girls be fucking crazy and like, confident to the point of freaking me out. I'd be like um who are you this is too much too soon

Edit - oh and after listening to your voice, yeah she was probably pretty and liked that your voice was deep and yeah was probably in some kind of mood so shot her shot with a bazooka

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Smashingpmkns
10/12/22 11:11:23 AM
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Damn I need to hear this voice

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TaylorHeinicke
10/12/22 11:11:48 AM
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I made it to "may chaos take the world" before needing to change.

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E_S_M_Z
10/12/22 11:13:38 AM
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Your voice is quite nice. You sound like you're on the radio, and they usually use sound tricks to get that effect.

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Ivynn
10/12/22 11:14:03 AM
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Shabriri posted...
https://voca.ro/17M6e9rOaGbu

Consider my panties DROPPED

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HotLap
10/12/22 11:15:08 AM
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The vibrations pulsating through my body will reverberate until the end of time.


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Shabriri
10/12/22 11:15:20 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
A lady taking my blood at the hospital once told me I have "nice veins".

I still don't know how to respond to that.
I get that all the time. Mine are very "bulgy" and "juicy" (actual words theyve described my veins as

haloiscoolisbak posted...
I fully believe it happened TC. Some girls be fucking crazy and like, confident to the point of freaking me out. I'd be like um who are you this is too much too soon

Edit - oh and after listening to your voice, yeah she was probably pretty and liked that your voice was deep and yeah was probably in some kind of mood so shot her shot with a bazooka
i mean, it's *happened*, but never with a freakin rando on a work call from some paralegal. crazy

crazy!

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HotLap
10/12/22 11:17:00 AM
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A voice like that and his veins are juicy? This guys husband material.

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haloiscoolisbak
10/12/22 11:17:26 AM
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Shabriri posted...
I get that all the time. Mine are very "bulgy" and "juicy" (actual words theyve described my veins as

i mean, it's *happened*, but never with a freakin rando on a work call from some paralegal. crazy

crazy!

Yeah, confident, pretty I would guess and probably just extremely forward because she can get away with it

You could probably get a date with her if there's a plausible way you could easily access her info(IE if you don't have to go full stalker to find it out)

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Shabriri
10/12/22 11:43:43 AM
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i thought about askin her on the phone but fuck that

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rexcrk
10/12/22 11:55:41 AM
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Is she hot?


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Shabriri
10/12/22 12:04:55 PM
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how tha heck should i kno

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RlP
10/12/22 12:12:23 PM
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Saved the voice clip to my porn folder



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MrToothHasYou
10/12/22 12:21:36 PM
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All horny joking aside, TC, you sound like you would have a pretty decent podcast/audiobook voice.

I have a terrible speaking voice so when I used to work at a call center people would often think I was a voice recording from the phone menu lmao

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Shabriri
10/12/22 12:26:34 PM
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thanks guys. if only i had anything interesting to say. I'd like to do a soulsborne lore channel but I don't have anything new to bring to the table, despite combing over these games a ton

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legendary_zell
10/12/22 12:39:24 PM
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This is like when they find those 14-15 year old kids in Africa who have never played basketball, but are 7 feet tall and have the perfect body for it.

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Interstella5555
10/12/22 12:39:34 PM
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TC confusing porn they watch with real life.
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DKBananaSlamma
10/12/22 12:47:56 PM
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lol

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Shabriri
10/12/22 12:55:41 PM
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legendary_zell posted...
This is like when they find those 14-15 year old kids in Africa who have never played basketball, but are 7 feet tall and have the perfect body for it.
it's exactly like that

Interstella5555 posted...
TC confusing porn they watch with real life.
youre saying i watch voice porn?

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TheMikh
10/12/22 12:56:19 PM
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us deep voice folk have all been there at one point or another

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