Current Events > Straight men are farting horribly in school and the workforce.

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Kakapo 10/05/22 11:26:37 PM #1:	Is there anything that can be done to bring straight men out of this terrible funk? It stinks that society has gotten to this point. --- I was born under clouds but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:968519986] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Is there anything that can be done to bring straight men out of this terrible funk? It stinks that society has gotten to this point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PballDepot 10/05/22 11:28:13 PM #2:	Nothing more satisfying than bombing a group in a tight space with no escape --- https://i.imgur.com/3nl5l.png <cite>PballDepot posted [p:968520020] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Nothing more satisfying than bombing a group in a tight space with no escape</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 10/05/22 11:29:19 PM #3:	What is better? Loud and proud and stinky to assert dominance, or silent so nobody knows who did it and an impromptu amongus round starts trying to find the farter <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:968520049] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>What is better? Loud and proud and stinky to assert dominance, or silent so nobody knows who did it and an impromptu amongus round starts trying to find the farter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Suolevram 10/05/22 11:29:57 PM #4:	Kloe_Rinz posted... What is better? Loud and proud and stinky to assert dominance, or silent so nobody knows who did it and an impromptu amongus round starts trying to find the farter The latter --- fay ce que vouldras <cite>Suolevram posted [p:968520061] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Kloe_Rinz posted... </cite><quote>What is better? Loud and proud and stinky to assert dominance, or silent so nobody knows who did it and an impromptu amongus round starts trying to find the farter</quote>The latter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 10/05/22 11:30:17 PM #5:	As in the farts are horrible or they are horrible at farting? --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:968520070] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>As in the farts are horrible or they are horrible at farting?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Quorthon109 10/05/22 11:31:24 PM #6:	Straight men still good at something ripping ass --- http://i.imgur.com/Kjo08.jpg <cite>Quorthon109 posted [p:968520101] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Straight men still good at somethingripping ass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 10/05/22 11:38:55 PM #7:	I love doing drive-byes. A bunch of people down the aisle and you just walk past everybody letten out some fantastic SBD's. --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:968520221] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>I love doing drive-byes. A bunch of people down the aisle and you just walk past everybody letten out some fantastic SBD's. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shironinja 10/05/22 11:47:36 PM #8:	if you dont like it you can always hold your breath for 3 min, pass out, and you then breathe it in --- Now or never. <cite>shironinja posted [p:968520371] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>if you dont like it you can always hold your breath for 3 min, pass out, and you then breathe it in</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 10/05/22 11:52:29 PM #9:	DirkDiggles posted... I love doing drive-byes. A bunch of people down the aisle and you just walk past everybody letten out some fantastic SBD's. When I used to moonlight as an examination invigilator, I loved crop dusting the length of the exam halls if it was a economics/law exam. I have digestive issues, so my bottom burps are preternaturally rank and unwholesome. I had a pair of particularly squeaky soles shoes, too. --- I was born under clouds but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:968520453] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>DirkDiggles posted... </cite><quote>I love doing drive-byes. A bunch of people down the aisle and you just walk past everybody letten out some fantastic SBD's.</quote>When I used to moonlight as an examination invigilator, I loved crop dusting the length of the exam halls if it was a economics/law exam. I have digestive issues, so my bottom burps are preternaturally rank and unwholesome.I had a pair of particularly squeaky soles shoes, too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Disengaged 10/05/22 11:58:08 PM #10:	Oh thank God. I had this weird boredom hallucination where this thread was about something serious and complicated and not farts. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. <cite>Disengaged posted [p:968520537] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Oh thank God. I had this weird boredom hallucination where this thread was about something serious and complicated and not farts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thx1138 10/06/22 12:05:13 AM #11:	how do you know its straight men? <cite>thx1138 posted [p:968520655] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>how do you know its straight men?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 10/06/22 1:16:04 AM #12:	thx1138 posted... how do you know its straight men? By the sound of their farts, obviously. --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:968521519] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>thx1138 posted... </cite><quote>how do you know its straight men?</quote>By the sound of their farts, obviously. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 10/06/22 1:17:01 AM #13:	Instead of shaming cis men for this, stop shaming everyone else for it. People of all sexes and gender identities should be free to fart loudly and proudly. --- In order to rule the world, one must first rule one's own Trumble. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:968521534] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Instead of shaming cis men for this, stop shaming everyone else for it. People of all sexes and gender identities should be free to fart loudly and proudly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBOSS 10/06/22 1:19:39 AM #14:	Pardon them for being rude It wasnt them, it was their food... --- You don't stop playing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop playing <cite>HBOSS posted [p:968521568] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Pardon them for being rudeIt wasnt them, it was their food...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 10/06/22 4:06:38 AM #15:	Disengaged posted... Oh thank God. I had this weird boredom hallucination where this thread was about something serious and complicated and not farts. Nothing is more serious than farts --- I was born under clouds but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:968523000] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Disengaged posted... </cite><quote>Oh thank God. I had this weird boredom hallucination where this thread was about something serious and complicated and not farts.</quote>Nothing is more serious than farts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 10/06/22 9:11:51 AM #16:	Frrrt --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:968525561] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Frrrt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Kazuya 10/06/22 9:13:22 AM #17:	I wish farting was acceptable as sneezing --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:968525578] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>I wish farting was acceptable as sneezing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 10/06/22 9:17:41 AM #18:	Master_Kazuya posted... I wish farting was acceptable as sneezing Ok. Only if youre able to fart into an odour-absorbent elbow, though: --- I was born under clouds but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:968525639] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Master_Kazuya posted... </cite><quote>I wish farting was acceptable as sneezing</quote>Ok. Only if youre able to fart into an odour-absorbent elbow, though:</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Kazuya 10/06/22 9:32:10 AM #19:	Kakapo posted... Ok. Only if youre able to fart into an odour-absorbent elbow, though: People who can't handle a fart smell need to grow up --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:968525867] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Kakapo posted... </cite><quote>Ok. Only if youre able to fart into an odour-absorbent elbow, though:</quote>People who can't handle a fart smell need to grow up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 10/06/22 9:35:26 AM #20:	Master_Kazuya posted... People who can't handle a fart smell need to grow up There are some eggy stonkers that are so nauseating, if they don't cause you at least a ripple of displeasure then all I can say is you must have had your nose amputated. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:968525934] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Master_Kazuya posted... </cite><quote>People who can't handle a fart smell need to grow up</quote>There are some eggy stonkers that are so nauseating, if they don't cause you at least a ripple of displeasure then all I can say is you must have had your nose amputated.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Kazuya 10/06/22 9:36:14 AM #21:	Vampire_Chicken posted... There are some eggy stonkers that are so nauseating, if they don't cause you at least a ripple of displeasure then all I can say is you must have had your nose amputated. I'm glad I'm not this sheltered --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:968525946] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Vampire_Chicken posted... </cite><quote>There are some eggy stonkers that are so nauseating, if they don't cause you at least a ripple of displeasure then all I can say is you must have had your nose amputated.</quote>I'm glad I'm not this sheltered </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 10/06/22 9:58:15 AM #24:	yeah, it's terrible. this is why a good diet is so important. --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968526285] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>yeah, it's terrible. this is why a good diet is so important. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 10/06/22 10:00:11 AM #25:	Master_Kazuya posted... I'm glad I'm not this sheltered Hey, I'm glad I'm able to tell when shit smells bad. Not everyone can, y'know. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:968526315] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Master_Kazuya posted... </cite><quote>I'm glad I'm not this sheltered</quote>Hey, I'm glad I'm able to tell when shit smells bad. Not everyone can, y'know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Kazuya 10/06/22 10:00:58 AM #26:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Being an adult and handling things is not a fetish. If you think it is, you should grow up --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:968526326] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Being an adult and handling things is not a fetish. If you think it is, you should grow up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 10/06/22 10:01:22 AM #27:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/9/AACE4xAADwCB.jpg --- Fifty years from now when you're looking back on your life, don't you want to say you had the guts to get in the car? <cite>rexcrk posted [p:968526334] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/9/AACE4xAADwCB.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 10/06/22 10:02:34 AM #28:	I have a solution. https://youtu.be/6wjbTruO4Ko --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:968526354] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>I have a solution. https://youtu.be/6wjbTruO4Ko</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Kazuya 10/06/22 10:05:58 AM #30:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I don't get how you perceive my stance is that everyone needs to enjoy farts. --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:968526408] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I don't get how you perceive my stance is that everyone needs to enjoy farts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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On_The_Edge 10/06/22 10:10:12 AM #32:	how you know they're straight and how you know they're men <cite>On_The_Edge posted [p:968526474] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>how you know they're straight and how you know they're men</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 10/06/22 10:12:27 AM #33:	On_The_Edge posted... how you know they're straight and how you know they're men yeah that will kill you. --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968526501] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>On_The_Edge posted... </cite><quote>how you know they're straight and how you know they're men</quote>yeah that will kill you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 10/06/22 10:13:47 AM #34:	Kakapo? More like Cacapoo mirite? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:968526529] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Kakapo? More like Cacapoo mirite?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 10/06/22 10:14:56 AM #35:	Love the topic, TC <cite>ZannoL posted [p:968526552] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Love the topic, TC </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 10/06/22 10:22:50 AM #36:	Master_Kazuya posted... I don't get how you perceive my stance is that everyone needs to enjoy farts. I don't get why you contend that finding horrible eggy stonkers unpleasant somehow represents a failure to handle life as an adult, but there ya go. I mean, there's a bit of a difference between thinking, "Jesus Christ, that's rancid, what the fuck's wrong with his insides?!" and actually fighting your way out of the room to escape the smell. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:968526673] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Master_Kazuya posted... </cite><quote>I don't get how you perceive my stance is that everyone needs to enjoy farts.</quote>I don't get why you contend that finding horrible eggy stonkers unpleasant somehow represents a failure to handle life as an adult, but there ya go. I mean, there's a bit of a difference between thinking, "Jesus Christ, that's rancid, what the fuck's wrong with his insides?!" and actually fighting your way out of the room to escape the smell.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 10/06/22 10:31:56 AM #37:	Ok, at least weve learned at least someone (and Im not naming names, here) has a bit of a bum-burp fetish. --- I was born under clouds but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:968526838] in Straight m... [t:80188866]...</cite> <quote>Ok, at least weve learned at least someone (and Im not naming names, here) has a bit of a bum-burp fetish.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Straight men are farting horribly in school and the workforce.