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Vanilla
09/30/22 11:20:28 PM
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One time around Christmas all the kids at church got a pack of gum and this one kid asked me to trade my spearmint gum for his peppermint gum. I traded him, but I regretted it so badly. I love spearmint. I never should have traded him and the regret I feel over it has led me to never trade anything with anyone since.

Should I hire a private investigator to track him down and ask for my gum back?

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Will_VIIII
09/30/22 11:20:47 PM
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My cousin is a PI, I'll PM contact details

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VampireCoyote
09/30/22 11:21:47 PM
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stop trying to hire people to investigate your dang private

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gigageek1500
09/30/22 11:23:58 PM
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You know he's going to pull the piece he's chewing now out of his mouth and hold it out to you too much in your space.

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KI_Simpson
09/30/22 11:28:02 PM
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That guy's probably only got a couple months of flavor left anyway, may not be worth it.
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Gremlynn
09/30/22 11:33:57 PM
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You should run him through for such an affront. I recommend impaling him on a spear wrapped with mint leaves. For comedic irony.

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KI_Simpson
09/30/22 11:38:09 PM
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Gremlynn posted...
You should run him through for such an affront. I recommend impaling him on a spear wrapped with mint leaves. For comedic irony.
I'd assume they traded that spear for a three pronged stabbing implement.
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Lizards
09/30/22 11:49:30 PM
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I hope you get your gum back, with interest

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Vanilla
09/30/22 11:56:07 PM
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yes, I am very interested in getting my gum back

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Will_VIIII
09/30/22 11:56:31 PM
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The dastardly gum grifter

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Vanilla
10/01/22 1:11:31 AM
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I mean I think it was a bit of a grift. He was older. He must have known.

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Vanilla
10/04/22 1:36:06 AM
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I think my mom might remember the kid, but shes thrown out two different names and I dont want to pursue the wrong one

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Mistere_Man
10/04/22 1:39:56 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXJI-G7ulsg

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Gremlynn
10/04/22 1:40:13 AM
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Vanilla posted...
I think my mom might remember the kid, but shes thrown out two different names and I dont want to pursue the wrong one

The other one probably did something else to warrant such a negative association. I'd say it's safe to skin them both.

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KI_Simpson
10/04/22 8:11:31 AM
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Vanilla posted...
I think my mom might remember the kid, but shes thrown out two different names and I dont want to pursue the wrong one
They probably worked on the scam together and split the gum.
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