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K181
09/30/22 2:38:42 PM
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... what?

20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

https://biblia.com/bible/esv/ezekiel/23/20

Damn NIV Zeke, you nasty.

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Solar_Crimson
09/30/22 2:40:16 PM
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Song of Solomon is basically pornography. (And also has a verse where the writer lusts after the woman's sandaled feet, which makes foot fetishism A-OK in the eyes of the Bible.)

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GATTJT
09/30/22 2:43:08 PM
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I like that part where God sics two bears on 42 teenagers.

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Questionmarktarius
09/30/22 2:44:14 PM
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God hates figs
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark%2011:12-25&version=NIV

Everyone else has been spelling it wrong.
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ScazarMeltex
09/30/22 2:44:20 PM
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GATTJT posted...
I like that part where God sics two bears on 42 teenagers.
"And lo, the Lord did speak unto the bears, and he said "fuck them kids"

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K181
09/30/22 8:29:03 PM
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GATTJT posted...
I like that part where God sics two bears on 42 teenagers.

Yeah, but that's awesome.

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MrToothHasYou
09/30/22 8:31:07 PM
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Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fuckin wall and say, Fuck, theres a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick?

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Paragon21XX
09/30/22 8:38:37 PM
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I like the part where the prophet Elijah casts Firaja on a group of 51 soldiers, twice, and the 3rd group immediately surrenders.

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Marauder64
09/30/22 8:45:27 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Song of Solomon is basically pornography. (And also has a verse where the writer lusts after the woman's sandaled feet, which makes foot fetishism A-OK in the eyes of the Bible.)

eh. We all have our lusts. The past is the past. Scripture is scripture.

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IMNOTRAGED
09/30/22 9:01:57 PM
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Isn't there a bit in Ezekiel where he made bread out of shit

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furb
09/30/22 9:04:29 PM
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Austin 3:16

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Paragon21XX
09/30/22 11:24:25 PM
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IMNOTRAGED posted...
Isn't there a bit in Ezekiel where he made bread out of shit
No, he burned his shit like one would burn wood to bake his bread in order to demonstrate to the people how bad the siege of Jerusalem by the Babylonians was going to be.

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