[LFQ-400] You're trapped on a doomed spaceship with only 1 remaining escape pod.

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UnfairRepresent 09/30/22 7:24:03 AM #1:	Who you save? Myself AOC The dog The Cart Narc Morgan Freeman The pregnant lady Jeff Bezos Bill Keanu Reeves I'd jettison the empty escape pod and doom us all Who you save? - Results (35 votes) Myself 48.57% (17 votes) 17 AOC 0% (0 votes) 0 The dog 5.71% (2 votes) 2 The Cart Narc 0% (0 votes) 0 Morgan Freeman 2.86% (1 vote) 1 The pregnant lady 5.71% (2 votes) 2 Jeff Bezos 0% (0 votes) 0 Bill 11.43% (4 votes) 4 Keanu Reeves 11.43% (4 votes) 4 I'd jettison the empty escape pod and doom us all 14.29% (5 votes) 5 You're on board the Paris IV, a large spacefaring vessel which was supposed to have a crew compliment of over 4,000. When a technician did very sloppy work on the drive plate and it caused catastrophic system failure across the ship. This damage lead to a radiation leak that killed nearly everyone on board and wrecked everything. Well almost everything. There is 1 unmolested escape pod left that barely fits one person inside and has enough air and supplies to take them back to Earth. Probably land around Australia. Problem is there are 8 survivors and a dog. Yourself, AOC, The Carc Narc, Morgan Freeman, A pregnant Lady, Jeff Bezoz, Keanu Reeves, some guy called Bill, and a confused dog. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/0/AAZiH8AACsE0.jpg Only one of you can get into that pod and whoever you leave behind is doomed. How do you react? Who do you save? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:968392843] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite> <quote> Who you save? Myself AOC The dog The Cart Narc Morgan Freeman The pregnant lady Jeff Bezos Bill Keanu Reeves I'd jettison the empty escape pod and doom us all Vote View Results Who you save? - Results (35 votes) Myself 48.57% (17 votes) 17 AOC 0% (0 votes) 0 The dog 5.71% (2 votes) 2 The Cart Narc 0% (0 votes) 0 Morgan Freeman 2.86% (1 vote) 1 The pregnant lady 5.71% (2 votes) 2 Jeff Bezos 0% (0 votes) 0 Bill 11.43% (4 votes) 4 Keanu Reeves 11.43% (4 votes) 4 I'd jettison the empty escape pod and doom us all 14.29% (5 votes) 5 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80182886', message: '0', key: 'fc919ac0' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } You're on board the Paris IV, a large spacefaring vessel which was supposed to have a crew compliment of over 4,000. When a technician did very sloppy work on the drive plate and it caused catastrophic system failure across the ship. This damage lead to a radiation leak that killed nearly everyone on board and wrecked everything. Well almost everything. There is 1 unmolested escape pod left that barely fits one person inside and has enough air and supplies to take them back to Earth. Probably land around Australia. Problem is there are 8 survivors and a dog. Yourself, AOC, The Carc Narc, Morgan Freeman, A pregnant Lady, Jeff Bezoz, Keanu Reeves, some guy called Bill, and a confused dog. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/0/AAZiH8AACsE0.jpg Only one of you can get into that pod and whoever you leave behind is doomed. How do you react? Who do you save? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 09/30/22 7:26:58 AM #2:	Offer the CEmen they can have sex in their final moments, then escape while they are distracted --- She left me roses by the stairs. Surprises let me know she cares. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:968392870] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite> <quote>Offer the CEmen they can have sex in their final moments, then escape while they are distracted</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__Fiale__ 09/30/22 7:27:17 AM #3:	Bill sounds like a good choice. --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Skies of Arcadia <cite>__Fiale__ posted [p:968392873] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite> <quote>Bill sounds like a good choice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 09/30/22 7:27:49 AM #4:	All in on Bill. --- I'm a long, long way from giving up Call me old-fashioned, call me a fool <cite>Error1355 posted [p:968392880] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite> <quote>All in on Bill.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sk8r_ryan 09/30/22 7:30:24 AM #5:	I voted for Keanu before reading the post and thought it was Bill from Pokemon so said fuck that guy. With my newfound knowledge, yeah I should've gone with Bill. --- 'I will now punch my professor in the face because whatever punishment I will receive will not surpass the happiness I get when team salty mid loses' -Crows <cite>sk8r_ryan posted [p:968392900] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite> <quote>I voted for Keanu before reading the post and thought it was Bill from Pokemon so said fuck that guy. With my newfound knowledge, yeah I should've gone with Bill. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/30/22 7:33:57 AM #6:	sk8r_ryan posted... and thought it was Bill from Pokemon I mean it could be --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:968392935] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite> <quote>sk8r_ryan posted... </cite><quote>and thought it was Bill from Pokemon</quote>I mean it could be</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 09/30/22 7:58:50 AM #7:	I jettison the pod. If I'm going to Hell, you're all coming with me! --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:968393165] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite> <quote>I jettison the pod. If I'm going to Hell, you're all coming with me!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 09/30/22 10:12:38 AM #8:	The dog as Cosmo is bestest boy ever! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:968394882] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite> <quote>The dog as Cosmo is bestest boy ever!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/30/22 2:26:30 PM #9:	Myself is dominating --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:968399622] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite> <quote>Myself is dominating</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 09/30/22 2:29:58 PM #10:	No one gets saved. There. SUCK IT NEEEEEERDS --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:968399691] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite> <quote>No one gets saved. There. SUCK IT NEEEEEERDS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent
09/30/22 7:24:03 AM
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<cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:968392843] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite>
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	Who you save?
	
			
		Myself

			
		AOC

			
		The dog

			
		The Cart Narc

			
		Morgan Freeman

			
		The pregnant lady

			
		Jeff Bezos

			
		Bill

			
		Keanu Reeves

			
		I'd jettison the empty escape pod and doom us all

		
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	Who you save? - Results (35 votes)
	
				
			Myself
			48.57% (17 votes)
			
			17
		
				
			AOC
			0% (0 votes)
			
			0
		
				
			The dog
			5.71% (2 votes)
			
			2
		
				
			The Cart Narc
			0% (0 votes)
			
			0
		
				
			Morgan Freeman
			2.86% (1 vote)
			
			1
		
				
			The pregnant lady
			5.71% (2 votes)
			
			2
		
				
			Jeff Bezos
			0% (0 votes)
			
			0
		
				
			Bill
			11.43% (4 votes)
			
			4
		
				
			Keanu Reeves
			11.43% (4 votes)
			
			4
		
				
			I'd jettison the empty escape pod and doom us all
			14.29% (5 votes)
			
			5
		
			
	
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You're on board the Paris IV, a large spacefaring vessel which was supposed to have a crew compliment of over 4,000.

When a technician did very sloppy work on the drive plate and it caused catastrophic system failure across the ship. This damage lead to a radiation leak that killed nearly everyone on board and wrecked everything.

Well almost everything. There is 1 unmolested escape pod left that barely fits one person inside and has enough air and supplies to take them back to Earth. Probably land around Australia.

Problem is there are 8 survivors and a dog. 

Yourself, AOC, The Carc Narc, Morgan Freeman, A pregnant Lady, Jeff Bezoz, Keanu Reeves,  some guy called Bill, and a confused dog.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/0/AAZiH8AACsE0.jpg

Only one of you can get into that pod and whoever you leave behind is doomed.

How do you react?
Who do you save?
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Damn_Underscore
09/30/22 7:26:58 AM
#2:

Offer the CEmen they can have sex in their final moments, then escape while they are distracted

---

She left me roses by the stairs.
Surprises let me know she cares.

<cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:968392870] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite>
<quote>Offer the CEmen they can have sex in their final moments, then escape while they are distracted</quote>

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__Fiale__
09/30/22 7:27:17 AM
#3:

Bill sounds like a good choice.

---

"Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Skies of Arcadia

<cite>__Fiale__ posted [p:968392873] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite>
<quote>Bill sounds like a good choice. </quote>

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Error1355
09/30/22 7:27:49 AM
#4:

All in on Bill.

---

I'm a long, long way from giving up
Call me old-fashioned, call me a fool

<cite>Error1355 posted [p:968392880] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite>
<quote>All in on Bill.</quote>

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sk8r_ryan
09/30/22 7:30:24 AM
#5:

I voted for Keanu before reading the post and thought it was Bill from Pokemon so said fuck that guy. With my newfound knowledge, yeah I should've gone with Bill.

---

'I will now punch my professor in the face because whatever punishment I will receive will not surpass the happiness I get when team salty mid loses' -Crows

<cite>sk8r_ryan posted [p:968392900] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite>
<quote>I voted for Keanu before reading the post and thought it was Bill from Pokemon so said fuck that guy. With my newfound knowledge, yeah I should've gone with Bill. </quote>

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UnfairRepresent
09/30/22 7:33:57 AM
#6:

sk8r_ryan posted...

and thought it was Bill from Pokemon

I mean it could be

---

^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png

<cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:968392935] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite>
<quote>sk8r_ryan posted... </cite><quote>and thought it was Bill from Pokemon</quote>I mean it could be</quote>

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008Zulu
09/30/22 7:58:50 AM
#7:

I jettison the pod. If I'm going to Hell, you're all coming with me!

---

If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter.

<cite>008Zulu posted [p:968393165] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite>
<quote>I jettison the pod. If I'm going to Hell, you're all coming with me!</quote>

... Copied to Clipboard!

Mistere_Man
09/30/22 10:12:38 AM
#8:

The dog as Cosmo is bestest boy ever!

---

Water+Fall=Radiation.

<cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:968394882] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite>
<quote>The dog as Cosmo is bestest boy ever!</quote>

... Copied to Clipboard!

UnfairRepresent
09/30/22 2:26:30 PM
#9:

Myself is dominating

---

^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png

<cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:968399622] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite>
<quote>Myself is dominating</quote>

... Copied to Clipboard!

Big_Nabendu
09/30/22 2:29:58 PM
#10:

No one gets saved.
There. SUCK IT NEEEEEERDS

---

The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever.
\[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu

<cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:968399691] in You're tra... [t:80182886]...</cite>
<quote>No one gets saved. There. SUCK IT NEEEEEERDS</quote>

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