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MFBKBass5
09/30/22 1:33:33 AM
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It just causes such a distraction for all the ladies.

Like, my eyes are up here. Too many woman cant help but stare down at my sexy ass calves all the time. Its annoying af. I hate being treated like such a piece of meat.

although sometimes I wear shorts just to tease the ladies ;)

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Lost_All_Senses
09/30/22 1:45:53 AM
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God damn it. Will you just shut the hell up and take your shirt off already? Nobody cares what you have to say. Just rub some oil on yourself.

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MICHALECOLE
09/30/22 1:46:50 AM
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Pics of calves
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Kamen_Rider_Blade
09/30/22 1:50:58 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ

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MICHALECOLE
09/30/22 1:51:33 AM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ
I have a funny story about this song

lemme know if you wanna hear it
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Despised
09/30/22 1:52:29 AM
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Same

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
09/30/22 2:07:41 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I have a funny story about this song

lemme know if you wanna hear it
Sure, go for it!

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MICHALECOLE
09/30/22 2:25:46 AM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
Sure, go for it!
Okay so when I was a little kid I was a model. Like my mom put me in model school and I did modeling for a second. And the only reason I remember what year it was around was because I remember there being sings for the mummy animated tv show being made, which means it was somewhere around 2000

but I only ever did one runway, and the song they made me go down the runway to was.. Im to sexy. I was definitely in single digits for this. So after walking down the runway to Im to sexy, and getting paid around a grand for that one walk (which I never saw, my parents definitely spent that) my mom decided.. hey, this is weird as fuck, I dont want my kid to get molested, and took me out

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/0/AAFeIUAADuuS.jpg

thats me modeling to Im to sexy for a bunch of fuckin pedophiles
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Ratchetrockon
09/30/22 2:38:17 AM
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holy shit

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
09/30/22 2:46:35 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
my mom decided.. hey, this is weird as fuck, I dont want my kid to get molested, and took me out
Yeah, child runway modeling is a weird world.

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MICHALECOLE
09/30/22 2:49:57 AM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
Yeah, child runway modeling is a weird world.
If she hadnt have taken me out though..

I might be Aaron carter right now
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MFBKBass5
09/30/22 7:44:05 AM
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Lmao what happened to my topic and how did it turn into this

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