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MysteryMan923
09/27/22 10:01:36 PM
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It literally brings tears to your eyes. Would you?

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Big_Nabendu
09/27/22 10:02:10 PM
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Tears of happiness!

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DrizztLink
09/27/22 10:03:07 PM
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Only 5?

What is this, amateur hour?

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MarvAlbert
09/27/22 10:03:34 PM
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Easy pass

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Letron_James
09/27/22 10:04:25 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Only 5?

What is this, amateur hour?


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LordFarquad1312
09/27/22 10:05:40 PM
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So, just the perfect girl then?

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Unknown480
09/27/22 10:05:51 PM
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I inhale it as much as i can, it kind of turns me on
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voldothegr8
09/27/22 10:08:44 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/7/AADdfsAADuNl.jpg

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au_gold
09/27/22 10:17:45 PM
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Whats the downside?

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thx1138
09/27/22 10:19:23 PM
#10:


no thanks
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bsp77
09/27/22 10:24:55 PM
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Why do some of y'all find this sexy? But maybe I am weird too in that my fiance and I have never once farted around each other. I never did with my ex wife either.

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FortuneCookie
09/27/22 10:26:06 PM
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Topic titles like these are why we should be able to mute topics.

I don't want to put someone on the ignore user list over something so trivial, but I also don't want to see a topic about girls cracking smelly farts whenever I click on the topic list either.

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DrizztLink
09/27/22 10:31:04 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Topic titles like these are why we should be able to mute topics.

I don't want to put someone on the ignore user list over something so trivial, but I also don't want to see a topic about girls cracking smelly farts whenever I click on the topic list either.

<_<
You can hide topics from the first post.

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voldothegr8
09/27/22 10:39:09 PM
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bsp77 posted...
Why do some of y'all find this sexy? But maybe I am weird too in that my fiance and I have never once farted around each other. I never did with my ex wife either.

Sounds like to me you should start letting them rip in front of your fiancee, before you end up a second ex.

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bsp77
09/27/22 10:40:48 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Sounds like to me you should start letting them rip in front of your fiancee, before you end up a second ex.
Fuck. So that's why the first marriage didn't last!

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BloodMoon7
09/27/22 10:43:03 PM
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Only if she sits on my face when she farts.

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Dakimakura
09/27/22 10:44:41 PM
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gas from the perfect woman would be an honor

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FigureOfSpeech
09/27/22 10:46:20 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Only 5?

What is this, amateur hour?

for real. I don't see how anyone would rip fewer than 5 massive farts just in the time before being fully awake lol, let alone the entire day.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/27/22 10:47:06 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/5/AAZV24AADh-5.jpg

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VampireCoyote
09/27/22 10:47:24 PM
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women fart way more than 5 times a day

sometimes I just fart and fart and fart, then I keep farting

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FortuneCookie
09/27/22 11:52:08 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
You can hide topics from the first post.

thanks
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AldousIsDead
09/27/22 11:55:47 PM
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That's significantly less than my girlfriend. Maybe I should trade up.

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TentacleDemon
09/27/22 11:57:21 PM
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Will she also slap me awake every day for a year to help me get that $750k from the other topic? If so, she's definitely a keeper.


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KnightofShikari
09/28/22 12:03:33 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/5/AABPmqAADovP.jpg

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DarthDemented
09/30/22 10:49:04 PM
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Just fart back as loudly and powerfully.

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