Current Events > $750,000 but you will be woken up with a vicious slap every day for a year.

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Heartomaton
09/27/22 9:48:47 AM
#1:


Worth?


You'll still sleep for as long as you would have otherwise, it's just that now the catalyst for you waking up from it will invariably be a hard slap across the face.

Some random person will just appear no matter where you are, slap the shit out of you, then disappear.

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Naysaspace
09/27/22 9:51:00 AM
#2:


No
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haloiscoolisbak
09/27/22 9:55:10 AM
#3:


Yeah why not. A slap is no picnic but won't do any serious damage. Red face for a few minutes. A punch I'd say no

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sometimes
09/27/22 9:55:59 AM
#4:


money AND I wake up horny?

ok

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angeleyes94
09/27/22 10:54:47 AM
#5:


Can I get slapped on the butt?

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Umbreon
09/27/22 11:00:32 AM
#6:


Wouldn't have missed an appointment if I had this.

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mustachedmystic
09/27/22 11:05:11 AM
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Is dis person trying to slap you as hard as he/she/they possibly can? Cause I have to disagree with post #3. I think a hard slap everyday could eventually take its toll, considering recent studies on repeated non concussing head trauma.

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Jupiter
09/27/22 11:08:12 AM
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Yea I was gonna say I'm sure this will cause either some psychological issues or physical issues. I voted no off the bat because I didn't realize it was only for a year. Depending on how hard the slap is, I could maybe do a year.

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Heartomaton
09/27/22 11:36:40 PM
#9:


*Slap*

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Ser_Jaker
09/27/22 11:37:30 PM
#10:


Can I choose who slaps me?

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thx1138
09/27/22 11:42:03 PM
#11:


Yes if its a beautiful woman that slaps me
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TentacleDemon
09/27/22 11:53:40 PM
#13:


Fuck yeah. I'll get myself a house with a few spare rooms to rent out, throw enough solar panels up to cover my power bills and make sure it's in one of the neighborhoods that still has a flat fee for water. The renters will cover bills and I'll just work part time for some extra income and to keep myself active.


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GGuirao13
09/28/22 3:06:17 AM
#14:


Deal.

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tripleh213
09/28/22 3:19:31 AM
#15:


Depends on how hard the slap is.

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Naysaspace
09/28/22 3:20:42 AM
#16:


being slapped fuckin sucks. it stings.

i'd rather be punched than slapped.
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Nacen
09/28/22 3:32:06 AM
#17:


that would suck but it's only a year, and I really need the money

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Shotgunnova
09/28/22 3:33:24 AM
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*goes to sleep in umpire mask*

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GreenMario
09/28/22 3:33:34 AM
#19:


Is this before taxes?

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MabusIncarnate
09/28/22 3:36:03 AM
#20:


If I manage to catch them before they disappear can I keep them in my basement?

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Kajagogo
09/28/22 4:37:14 AM
#21:


Ser_Jaker posted...
Can I choose who slaps me?


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