Current Events > $1,000,032 but you can only have sex with Trump loving MAGAers

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UnfairRepresent
09/22/22 3:29:09 PM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if it take it then no non-Trumper will ever have any sexual or romantic feelings towards you again.

Even hookers will refuse to sleep with you unless they are big right wing MAGAers.

This is true of all people, male and female and lasts forever. Even 20 years after Trump is dead, still only a hardcore Trump supporter will be willing to sleep with or date you.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/9/AAZiH8AADs75.jpg

Would you take it?

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-Unowninator-
09/22/22 3:32:35 PM
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I don't want sex at all, so free money for me.

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Mistere_Man
09/22/22 3:33:07 PM
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-Unowninator- posted...
I don't want sex at all, so free money for me.


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Eramir
09/22/22 3:37:44 PM
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now that's what I call "Hog Watch"

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Just_a_loser
09/22/22 3:49:58 PM
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So if I date them and I manage to talk sense into them, do we need to break up?

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GallisOTK
09/22/22 3:55:22 PM
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-Unowninator- posted...
I don't want sex at all, so free money for me.

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Suolevram
09/22/22 4:26:53 PM
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Where's the sign up sheet?

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LordOfTheCats
09/22/22 5:38:52 PM
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No one finds me attractive or wants to date me anyways, so this is free money.
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Total_Lost2
09/22/22 5:40:01 PM
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It would limit my options to 0,00001% so no.

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Crimsoness
09/22/22 5:40:41 PM
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I live in Indiana there's a not zero chance I was doing this already

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Will_VIIII
09/22/22 5:41:18 PM
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Nope.

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Boombam99
09/22/22 5:50:07 PM
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Sure, Ill take Sydney Sweeney
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Big_Nabendu
09/22/22 6:19:34 PM
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I do it for free now

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Rassiter
09/22/22 6:27:50 PM
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Easy mil
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ANort175
09/22/22 6:33:04 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


When you're so ultra MAGA that you consider your right hand an actual "MAGAer"

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--Zero-
09/22/22 6:33:36 PM
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Yeah Ill take it. Id love to hate fuck the red hat out of them and get paid for it.

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UnfairRepresent
09/23/22 2:27:22 AM
#18:


Just_a_loser posted...
So if I date them and I manage to talk sense into them, do we need to break up?
Yes

If they stop being a Trumper they will instant cease all sexual and romantic relationships

You can still be just friends doe

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GGuirao13
09/23/22 4:13:48 AM
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-Unowninator- posted...
I don't want sex at all, so free money for me.


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UnfairRepresent
09/23/22 4:26:13 AM
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Man a lot of CE doesn't like sex

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scamatoru
09/23/22 4:31:00 AM
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whats the downside

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Naysaspace
09/23/22 4:55:59 AM
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But ARE they HOT?
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Trumble
09/23/22 6:22:21 AM
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No deal. Maybe for $1,000,033 I'd consider it.

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HagenEx
09/23/22 7:11:34 AM
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Literally no drawbacks.

Let's face it, there's more hot MAGA thots than Dems.

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Nukazie
09/23/22 7:13:44 AM
#25:


ez moneys

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UnfairRepresent
09/25/22 10:09:06 AM
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HagenEx posted...


Let's face it, there's more hot MAGA thots than Dems.
hmmm

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TMOG
09/25/22 10:10:36 AM
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Sure, I'm ace anyway
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Arcanine2009
09/26/22 4:03:06 AM
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45,000,000 and we have a deal.

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