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Zikten
09/21/22 11:16:16 AM
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God says "This was all a test to see who had the balls to stand up to me"

And then every atheist gets raptured.
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Jx1010
09/21/22 11:18:40 AM
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The rapture already happened

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Zikten
09/21/22 11:20:10 AM
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Jx1010 posted...
The rapture already happened
Then that means only like 3 people made the cut. It didn't even make the news. Every Priest and preacher on earth is hellbound
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Jx1010
09/21/22 11:21:09 AM
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Zikten posted...
Then that means only like 3 people made the cut. It didn't even make the news. Every Priest and preacher on earth is hellbound
Its not supposed to make the news

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Solar_Crimson
09/21/22 11:22:08 AM
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Fundies would convince themselves that it was actually Satan tricking them and dragging the "sinners" off to Hell.

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Zikten
09/21/22 11:23:08 AM
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Jx1010 posted...
Its not supposed to make the news
It kinda is. Christians believe the rapture is meant to be a final warning to all sinners
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AceMos
09/21/22 11:24:45 AM
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their is no rapture

its a thing made up by evangalicia televangilists to get idiots to watch their show

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Jx1010
09/21/22 11:27:35 AM
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Zikten posted...
It kinda is. Christians believe the rapture is meant to be a final warning to all sinners
lol no, its not a final warning.

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Zikten
09/21/22 11:30:07 AM
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Jx1010 posted...
lol no, its not a final warning.
Then what is the final warning?
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Jx1010
09/21/22 11:32:32 AM
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Zikten posted...
Then what is the final warning?
The book lays out alot of warnings but also states many people will ignore it.

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Zikten
09/21/22 11:34:40 AM
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wait so you actually think the rapture happened? When did it happen?
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AlCalavicci
09/21/22 11:36:22 AM
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Thought TC was going to say everyone in heaven gets dumped onto earth

thatd be scary as fuck if all of a sudden we got billions of humans dropped onto the earth

no one would have room to stand

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Big_Nabendu
09/21/22 11:36:29 AM
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AceMos posted...
their is no rapture

its a thing made up by evangalicia televangilists to get idiots to watch their show

That's far from the truth

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Foppe
09/21/22 11:36:32 AM
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Please read the Book!

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Jx1010
09/21/22 11:37:22 AM
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Zikten posted...
wait so you actually think the rapture happened? When did it happen?
Well Who knows but why do we have a worker shortage?
Lots of places missing people. They arent collecting anymore, so where are they?
Start searching for worker shortage and youll see theres alot missing.

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Zikten
09/21/22 11:38:09 AM
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Jx1010 posted...
Well Who knows but why do we have a worker shortage?
Lots of places missing people. They arent collecting anymore, so where are they?
Start searching for worker shortage and youll see theres alot missing.
So in other words you made it up
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AceMos
09/21/22 11:38:35 AM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
That's far from the truth
no its a fact the rapture is not mentioned in the bible it was made up by televangelists

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Jx1010
09/21/22 11:39:59 AM
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Zikten posted...
So in other words you made it up
Its my theory, which could be 5% true. Haha not much.
But if it happens, we wont know.


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Zikten
09/21/22 11:40:21 AM
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Well according to Wikipedia, the modern theory of the Rapture was invented in 1833. So I wouldn't say tv people came up with it, but I get what you mean
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meestermj
09/21/22 11:43:09 AM
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Anyone who thinks the world wouldn't immediately notice 10s of thousands of people vanishing overnight is entirely delusional.

And the only reason there's a "worker shortage" is because people are no longer willing yo work shit hours for zero benefits, garbage pay, and to be treated as subhuman.

Fuck outta here with that idiocy.

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Jx1010
09/21/22 11:46:09 AM
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meestermj posted...
Anyone who thinks the world wouldn't immediately notice 10s of thousands of people vanishing overnight is entirely delusional.

And the only reason there's a "worker shortage" is because people are no longer willing yo work shit hours for zero benefits, garbage pay, and to be treated as subhuman.

Fuck outta here with that idiocy.
Maybe gets the facts straight before embarrassing yourself.
Nobody said its supposed to be 10s of thousands, at all.

The problem with americans, you have been exposed to so many fake christians (who just do it for the money), that now you think its all fake.

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Master_Bass
09/21/22 11:48:22 AM
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Yeah, there's many views on the rapture. Some think it's before the end time events and others during or after. It's also not believed to be a thing by every Christian. It's a relatively new Christian concept all things considered.

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Zikten
09/21/22 11:48:25 AM
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according to the Left Behind books, literally every pregnant woman on earth has her fetus suddenly vanish from inside her. That would be on the news even if it only happened to one woman
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PMarth2002
09/21/22 11:48:45 AM
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What if I'd rather not get raptured? Do I get raptured anyway?

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Jx1010
09/21/22 11:51:25 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
What if I'd rather not get raptured? Do I get raptured anyway?
You would want to.
It says it gets so bad after for the people left behind, they will want to die because of their every day suffering but they wont be able to.

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PMarth2002
09/21/22 11:52:40 AM
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Jx1010 posted...
It says it gets so bad after, people will want to die because of their every day suffering but they wont be able to.

Ah.

Man god is a dick.

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Jx1010
09/21/22 11:52:58 AM
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Zikten posted...
according to the Left Behind books, literally every pregnant woman on earth has her fetus suddenly vanish from inside her. That would be on the news even if it only happened to one woman
If we are left in hell, why would the news inform any of it?
Why would the news be honest in hell?

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Zikten
09/21/22 11:53:55 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
What if I'd rather not get raptured? Do I get raptured anyway?
This is what happens

https://youtu.be/hRlqc-ZRE3Q
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Zikten
09/21/22 11:54:38 AM
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Jx1010 posted...
If we are left in hell, why would the news inform any of it?
Why would the news be honest in hell?
People aren't in hell yet in Left Behind. They live for 7 years on earth
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Jx1010
09/21/22 11:57:10 AM
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Zikten posted...
People aren't in hell yet in Left Behind. They live for 7 years on earth
Yea but for those 7 years (or however long it is, I thought it was 100), the devil has full control of everything, no limits. Thats bad enough.

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Smashingpmkns
09/21/22 12:00:19 PM
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I thought you meant god casting out everyone in heaven back to earth. Which is a cool premise.

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meestermj
09/21/22 12:01:44 PM
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Jx1010 posted...
Maybe gets the facts straight before embarrassing yourself.
Nobody said its supposed to be 10s of thousands, at all.

The problem with americans, you have been exposed to so many fake christians (who just do it for the money), that now you think its all fake.
Yes. I'M the one embarrassing myself.
Lmao

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PMarth2002
09/21/22 12:11:33 PM
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Jx1010 posted...
Maybe gets the facts straight before embarrassing yourself.
Nobody said its supposed to be 10s of thousands, at all.

The problem with americans, you have been exposed to so many fake christians (who just do it for the money), that now you think its all fake.

No, I thought it was fake before I learned about televangelists and megachurches.

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Foppe
09/21/22 12:33:27 PM
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People cant even agree when the rapture happens.
Most believes that it is just before, during, or after the Great Tribulation.
Heck, some believes that the Great Tribulation have already happened;
Like in AD 70 when Roman legions laid siege to Jerusalem and destroyed its temple (sometimes called Preterism); or began in 538 CE when papal Rome came to power (popes being anti-Christs) and will intensify shortly before the end of the world (sometimes called "Historicist").
Then we got the Armageddon, the final battle against the Devil. Some people believes that some "true Christians" are left behind, and wont get into heaven until they die on the battlefield.
Then Jesus will return for 1000 years before the Last Judgement.
Full preterism believes that it have already happened.

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