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Fable
09/20/22 6:24:53 PM
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I have closed my cart narc topic after finding out that apparently fridge magnets destroy vehicles and render them inoperable.

Obviously I didn't know this at the time but a user pointed this out to me and I can no longer support such an unhinged individual.

While I am still strongly anti-lazybones, I am no longer a Narcateer. I am sorry for the hurt and confusion and hope that this can begin the healing process. Thank you all so much for understanding.

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Funkydog
09/20/22 6:25:47 PM
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You know what you must do, Fabie.

Don't let us down.

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LightningAce11
09/20/22 6:26:27 PM
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Cart narc is a hero.

He confronts the lazybones when others turn and hide.

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VampireCoyote
09/20/22 6:26:43 PM
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Help the environment. Destroy automobiles.

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Solid_Sonic
09/20/22 6:26:45 PM
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Who the FUCK apologizes on an Internet forum?

You're supposed to double down and act like a smug jackass if you get proven wrong. It's PATHETIC to apologize on the Internet.

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Skyscraper101
09/20/22 6:27:05 PM
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???

Can I get a source on the whole "fridge magnets destroy vehicles and render them inoperable" thing? Or is this just some little CE inside joke?
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Gobstoppers12
09/20/22 6:27:35 PM
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Cart Narc is a bad person.

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Suolevram
09/20/22 6:29:19 PM
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Skyscraper101 posted...
???

Can I get a source on the whole "fridge magnets destroy vehicles and render them inoperable" thing? Or is this just some little CE inside joke?
A source? A source? It was a CEman, that's source enough.

As for Cart Narc, TC doesn't stand by his morals but instead gives in to peer pressure from people he's never met. Bad look for the moderation team tbh.

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Fable
09/20/22 6:29:29 PM
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Funkydog posted...
You know what you must do, Fabie.

Don't let us down.

Oh you didn't get the memo. Fabie is gone. We only have Fable now.

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David1988
09/20/22 6:30:14 PM
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Did you mod your old posts for cheering on someone throwing property destructive stuff at cars?

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Fable
09/20/22 6:48:20 PM
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David1988 posted...
Did you mod your old posts for cheering on someone throwing property destructive stuff at cars?

I don't answer the hard questions.

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A_Good_Boy
09/20/22 6:51:12 PM
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InfamouCE gamefaqs.gamespot.com moderator FabIe is hurting feelings and must be stopped.

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Fable
09/20/22 6:58:46 PM
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I think it all started when I had my i changed to an l.

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Funkydog
09/21/22 11:54:55 AM
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Fable posted...
Oh you didn't get the memo. Fabie is gone. We only have Fable now.
No, I got it.

But you don't deserve it until you rectify this mistake.

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The_X_Dawg
09/21/22 11:56:27 AM
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GranolaPanic posted...
I said that throwing them at a vehicle can chip or scuff paint. Never said they could make them inoperable.

And my goodness I cant believe a moderator here conducts themselves like this.

I can't believe CE has a bunch of lazybones who are apologists for other lazybones.
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Smashingpmkns
09/21/22 11:59:17 AM
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Tbh there's absolutely no reason to worry about a magnet scuffing your car when you're on a mod's salary. Just buy a new car.

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Fable
09/21/22 12:11:03 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
And my goodness I cant believe a moderator here conducts themselves like this

Generally I conduct with copper or gold if I'm feeling fancy.

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Biofighter55
09/21/22 12:11:28 PM
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I am so confused about whats going on

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Gobstoppers12
09/21/22 5:19:20 PM
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Biofighter55 posted...
I am so confused about whats going on
A mod thinks he's funnier than he is, mostly.

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MC_BatCommander
09/21/22 5:36:19 PM
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Time to turn in your badge, gun, and fur suit.

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Fable
09/21/22 6:17:16 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
A mod thinks he's funnier than he is, mostly.

I don't think I'm funny.

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Shadow_Don
09/21/22 6:18:25 PM
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Lmfao

Fuck dem lazyboneses

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hockeybub89
09/21/22 6:18:46 PM
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Sociopaths should put their carts away

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Background_Guy
09/21/22 6:19:20 PM
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Yeah one time a magnet made my uncle's car explode. The mob put it there. It was shaped like a walrus.
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BloodMoon7
09/21/22 6:20:32 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Sociopaths should put their carts away
As a sociopath, I do. I will not tolerate this slander.

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Gobstoppers12
09/21/22 6:22:38 PM
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Fable posted...
I don't think I'm funny.
Didn't ask for your opinion, tbh

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Fable
09/21/22 6:23:39 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Didn't ask for your opinion, tbh
Telling me what I think is an open invitation to my opinion. Feel free to keep it to yourself next time and see your way out.

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Gobstoppers12
09/21/22 6:25:46 PM
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Fable posted...
Feel free to keep it to yourself next time
I'm free to do anything I want, but nice job presuming that I needed or wanted your permission.

= )

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Shadow_Don
09/21/22 6:28:00 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Didn't ask for your opinion, tbh

Ok guy who supported jan 6.

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BloodMoon7
09/21/22 6:28:33 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I'm free to do anything I want, but nice job presuming that I needed or wanted your permission.

= )
Ladies please, you're both very sexual.

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Fable
09/21/22 6:35:54 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I'm free to do anything I want, but nice job presuming that I needed or wanted your permission.

= )

You seem upset. You aren't free to do anything you want but if you wanna continue shitposting that's fine too. I'm not gonna judge as long as we can all agree to return your carts narc or no narc.

Judging from your hostility, however, I assume you're in thr lazybones crowd. While I would not recommend tossing dangerous magnets on your car, I would encourage you to try a fresh mindset and an introspective look on how returning your card would instill a sense of pride knowing that you've passed society's litmus test and are a functional person. Of course, you're free to do whatever you want within the law. This isn't me giving you permission, rather reminding you that you don't need to feel compelled to respond just to get the final word. I'm sure you are loved and respected in life and in certain online communities and I would not want you think that I think otherwise. Of course I'm positive you don't care what I think as evident by your hostility towards me. I truly hope you become a less angry person. The first step is the 3 steps towards the cart return = )

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Fable
09/21/22 6:36:15 PM
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Shadow_Don posted...
Ok guy who supported jan 6.

Wait is this true?

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TMOG
09/21/22 6:37:40 PM
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Fable posted...
I don't think I'm funny.
Good
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dancing_cactuar
09/21/22 6:41:44 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/1/AAZroiAADsuL.jpg

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DoDontTry
09/21/22 6:42:26 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
I said that throwing them at a vehicle can chip or scuff paint. Never said they could make them inoperable.

And my goodness I cant believe a moderator here conducts themselves like this.

You can't?
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DoDontTry
09/21/22 6:42:55 PM
#40:


Why doesn't the Cart Narc do his gimmick in the hood?
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Fable
09/21/22 6:43:42 PM
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DoDontTry posted...
You can't?

My mans clearly hasn't met Caelthus.

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Shadow_Don
09/21/22 6:46:15 PM
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Fable posted...
Wait is this true?

Maybe "support" is a strong word that I can't substantiate.

But he's an unhinged maga who frequently downplayed it so you tell me.

Just think its amusing when people are all like "facts don't care about your feelings" and "much freedumb of speech!".

But if you express your opinion at the ballot box then I will endorse violence against you.

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Fable
09/21/22 6:47:09 PM
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Shadow_Don posted...
Maybe "support" is a strong word that I can't substantiate.

But he's an unhinged maga who frequently downplayed it so you tell me.

Just think its amusing when people are all like "facts don't care about your feelings" and "much freedumb of speech!".

But if you express your opinion at the ballot box then I will endorse violence against you.

Well on a serious note that's a yikes from me.

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DoDontTry
09/21/22 6:48:05 PM
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Cart Narc is a MAGA too btw
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silverpine
09/21/22 6:48:32 PM
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Lairen
09/21/22 6:49:13 PM
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Shut the fuck up with this obnoxious troll ass topic.

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Shadow_Don
09/21/22 6:49:19 PM
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DoDontTry posted...
Cart Narc is a MAGA too btw

Lol seriously?

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DoDontTry
09/21/22 6:50:40 PM
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Shadow_Don posted...
Lol seriously?

Not explicitly but there's plenty of videos online of him giving different coded treatment to people of color.

It's the same reason he doesn't go to the hood.
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CADE_FOSTER
09/21/22 6:51:28 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
I said that throwing them at a vehicle can chip or scuff paint. Never said they could make them inoperable.

And my goodness I cant believe a moderator here conducts themselves like this.
you are such a whiny child
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Shadow_Don
09/21/22 6:52:33 PM
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DoDontTry posted...
Not explicitly but there's plenty of videos online of him giving different coded treatment to people of color.

It's the same reason he doesn't go to the hood.


I mean it would make sense right?

The trump family has a cart returned to cart taken ratio of infinity because none of them have ever touched a shopping cart in their lives.

Completely consistent with cart narcs lore.

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