Current Events > Biden would beat Trump in a fist fight

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RashodBateman
09/19/22 12:17:56 PM
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Biden would punch Trump and knock him the fuck out.

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Heineken14
09/19/22 12:21:56 PM
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ok

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trappedunderice
09/19/22 12:26:36 PM
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Biden would forget what's going on turn 360 and moonwalk away
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K181
09/19/22 12:34:20 PM
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They're both geezers, they'd both die.

But if you rewound time to when they were both a tad younger, I'd easily give it to Biden. Biden has a history of being fit while Trump has always been a fat slob. It'd just be this:

https://youtu.be/Uu7STVW3d7o

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DipDipDiver
09/19/22 12:50:18 PM
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K181 posted...
They're both geezers, they'd both die.

But if you rewound time to when they were both a tad younger, I'd easily give it to Biden. Biden has a history of being fit while Trump has always been a fat slob. It'd just be this:

https://youtu.be/Uu7STVW3d7o
Biden also strikes me as someone who probably did get in fights when he was younger, whereas I doubt Trump even knows there's a right and wrong way to throw a punch
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Heineken14
09/19/22 2:09:23 PM
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DipDipDiver posted...

Biden also strikes me as someone who probably did get in fights when he was younger, whereas I doubt Trump even knows there's a right and wrong way to throw a punch


I don't know, he probably threw a punch or 2 when he was beating the shit out of Ivana and raped her.

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Rharyx211
09/19/22 2:10:51 PM
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Trump wouldn't show up because of "very important reasons," and Biden would forget what he was doing there in the first place.

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Slayerblade11
09/19/22 2:11:31 PM
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Trump weights like 300 lbs wouldn't he gas out after like two hits
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DKBananaSlamma
09/19/22 2:11:47 PM
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If they were both younger, I'd say Biden would win. But right now if they were to fist fight, Trump would win. Biden has taken too many dumb spills that I have any confidence in his physicality >_>

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Lokison
09/19/22 2:13:24 PM
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Trump would be winded trying to do some Tekken bouncing around, and biden would forget what's going on and tell him to shut up.

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ANort175
09/19/22 2:13:44 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
If they were both younger, I'd say Biden would win. But right now if they were to fist fight, Trump would win. Biden has taken too many silly spills that I have any confidence in his physicality >_>

I feel a whole lot better about you getting banned now.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/19/22 2:15:26 PM
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You either die a hero or lives long enough to see yourself become the villain

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Srk700
09/19/22 2:15:34 PM
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Trump would probably fall onto his face after trying to throw a punch.
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FigureOfSpeech
09/19/22 2:17:23 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
Trump weights like 300 lbs wouldn't he gas out after like two hits
He wouldn't even get two hits in. His barely functioning t-rex arms don't reach past his gut so he wouldn't even be able to reach Biden

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itachi15243
09/19/22 2:17:24 PM
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Biden probably a lot healthier honestly, but trumps got weight behind those hands.
get it?

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lennethsoki
09/19/22 2:18:52 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
If they were both younger, I'd say Biden would win. But right now if they were to fist fight, Trump would win. Biden has taken too many dumb spills that I have any confidence in his physicality >_>

I just can't see Trump losing if they're forced to fight.
They're a few years apart, but Biden seems slower to respond in his appearances.
Trump's got a weight advantage.
Trumps got a height advantage.

... Yeah Biden's gonna get his shit tossed.

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FigureOfSpeech
09/19/22 2:20:51 PM
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lennethsoki posted...
I just can't see Trump losing if they're forced to fight.
They're a few years apart, but Biden seems slower to respond in his appearances.
Trump's got a weight advantage.
Trumps got a height advantage.

... Yeah Biden's gonna get his shit tossed.

trump is literally physically incapable of throwing a punch. How could he possibly not lose?

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Hoodroar
09/19/22 2:28:53 PM
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This isn't news, Trump openly admits to not exercising. He's not a fighter.

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A_Good_Boy
09/19/22 2:33:10 PM
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lennethsoki posted...
I just can't see Trump losing if they're forced to fight.
They're a few years apart, but Biden seems slower to respond in his appearances.
Trump's got a weight advantage.
Trumps got a height advantage.

... Yeah Biden's gonna get his shit tossed.
Trump couldn't walk down a ramp. When there was a gathering of world leaders meant to commemorate WW2 losses Trump was the only one that needed a cart to get aroubd cause he's just so drastically unfit. Mock Biden's physicality as much as you want but at least that dude can still ride around on a bike.

Trump would raise his arms either to throw a punch or block a punch and he'd die if a heart attack right then and there.

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