Current Events > Why do I keep missing the fucking bus?!

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Darkraiomb 09/16/22 1:57:59 PM #1:	First I got on the wrong bus, where the driver kicked me off in the wrong place because my balloon kept hitting him. Now I'm at a bus stop, but they keep going without me. I stop paying attention to tie my shoe, and the bus takes off without me. I leave for 5 seconds to get candy from a vending machine, they leave without me. I can't even walk home because the road there is 90 degrees steep. I don't even have my cellphone so I can't call a taxi. And as I type this, I just missed another bus! What am I supposed to do?! --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:968079771] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>First I got on the wrong bus, where the driver kicked me off in the wrong place because my balloon kept hitting him. Now I'm at a bus stop, but they keep going without me. I stop paying attention to tie my shoe, and the bus takes off without me. I leave for 5 seconds to get candy from a vending machine, they leave without me. I can't even walk home because the road there is 90 degrees steep. I don't even have my cellphone so I can't call a taxi. And as I type this, I just missed another bus! What am I supposed to do?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 09/16/22 2:00:08 PM #2:	Have armpit sex with sandy --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:968079828] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Have armpit sex with sandy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/16/22 2:05:26 PM #4:	Dreepapult posted... Have sex with sandy --- It happens with literally every single generation, and now it's your turn. You are the modern version of a grandfather watching old war movies: Lionhartwolf <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:968079945] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Dreepapult posted...</cite><quote>Have sex with sandy</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 09/16/22 2:09:19 PM #5:	The Sandy I know is only 15 pervert. Edit: Great, I missed another bus posting this. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:968080030] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>The Sandy I know is only 15 pervert.Edit: Great, I missed another bus posting this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/16/22 2:14:28 PM #6:	Darkraiomb posted... only 15 pervert. post #2 made me put that. i blame that person. --- It happens with literally every single generation, and now it's your turn. You are the modern version of a grandfather watching old war movies: Lionhartwolf <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:968080165] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Darkraiomb posted...</cite><quote>only 15 pervert.</quote>post #2 made me put that.i blame that person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 09/16/22 2:15:15 PM #7:	I cant understand your accent --- just another freak in the freak kingdom <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:968080184] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>I cant understand your accent </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 09/16/22 2:15:30 PM #8:	Even if Sandy was 18+, I'd just miss another bus or few fucking her. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:968080190] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Even if Sandy was 18+, I'd just miss another bus or few fucking her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/16/22 2:16:03 PM #9:	That bus was probably important or something, idk Rich passengers can just ignore that --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968080205] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>That bus was probably important or something, idkRich passengers can just ignore that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 09/16/22 2:19:17 PM #10:	Cant you use a nearby ride share bike/scooter, or you can cut down a tree, and fashion a makeshift chariot, then train some nearby squirrels and rabbits to pull it. --- You gonna wait too, fat boy. Fat boy, wait until tomorrow. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:968080290] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Cant you use a nearby ride share bike/scooter, or you can cut down a tree, and fashion a makeshift chariot, then train some nearby squirrels and rabbits to pull it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 09/16/22 2:19:32 PM #11:	Freddie_Mercury posted... I cant understand your accent First I got on the wrong bus, where the driver kicked me off in the wrong place because my balloon kept hitting him. Now I'm at a bus stop, but they keep going without me. I stop paying attention to tie my shoe, and the bus takes off without me. I leave for 5 seconds to get candy from a vending machine, they leave without me. I can't even walk home because the road there is 90 degrees steep. I don't even have my cellphone so I can't call a taxi. And as I type this, I just missed another bus! What am I supposed to do?! I missed another bus doing that. You better have good advice. ~~Stupid 20 emoji limit~~ --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:968080295] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Freddie_Mercury posted... </cite><quote>I cant understand your accent </quote><quote>First I got on the wrong bus, where the driver kicked me off in the wrong place because my balloon kept hitting him. Now I'm at a bus stop, but they keep going without me. I stop paying attention to tie my shoe, and the bus takes off without me. I leave for 5 seconds to get candy from a vending machine, they leave without me. I can't even walk home because the road there is 90 degrees steep. I don't even have my cellphone so I can't call a taxi. And as I type this, I just missed another bus! What am I supposed to do?!</quote>I missed another bus doing that. You better have good advice. Stupid 20 emoji limit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 09/16/22 2:21:38 PM #12:	mustachedmystic posted... Cant you use a nearby ride share bike/scooter, or you can cut down a tree, and fashion a makeshift chariot, then train some nearby squirrels and rabbits to pull it. I don't know how to ride a bike, there are no scooters nearby. The only squirrel I know of is on the other side of the hill and there are no rabbits underwater. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:968080349] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite><quote>Cant you use a nearby ride share bike/scooter, or you can cut down a tree, and fashion a makeshift chariot, then train some nearby squirrels and rabbits to pull it.</quote>I don't know how to ride a bike, there are no scooters nearby. The only squirrel I know of is on the other side of the hill and there are no rabbits underwater. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 09/16/22 2:22:00 PM #13:	Look for a rock --- CrimsonAngel, she/her <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:968080357] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Look for a rock</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/16/22 2:22:25 PM #14:	Dumb Starbucks is the same thing as regular Starbucks --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968080373] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Dumb Starbucks is the same thing as regular Starbucks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 09/16/22 2:24:42 PM #15:	Crimsoness posted... Look for a rock How would that help? MedeaLysistrata posted... Dumb Starbucks is the same thing as regular Starbucks I don't get it, is there something I'm missing? ~~And don't you dare say another bus.~~ --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:968080426] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>Look for a rock</quote>How would that help?MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>Dumb Starbucks is the same thing as regular Starbucks</quote>I don't get it, is there something I'm missing? And don't you dare say another bus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 09/16/22 2:25:28 PM #16:	Darkraiomb posted... The Sandy I know is only 15 pervert. Edit: Great, I missed another bus posting this. Sandy cheeks is 36 years old --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:968080444] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Darkraiomb posted... </cite><quote>The Sandy I know is only 15 pervert.Edit: Great, I missed another bus posting this.</quote>Sandy cheeks is 36 years old</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/16/22 2:25:57 PM #17:	Are you waiting at the bus stop? --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968080460] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Are you waiting at the bus stop?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 09/16/22 2:26:39 PM #18:	Yes --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:968080475] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 09/16/22 2:26:47 PM #19:	Darkraiomb posted... How would that help? The pioneers could ride those babies for miles --- CrimsonAngel, she/her <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:968080477] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Darkraiomb posted... </cite><quote>How would that help?</quote>The pioneers could ride those babies for miles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/16/22 2:27:01 PM #20:	lol --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968080484] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/16/22 2:27:18 PM #21:	Not anymore you're currently on a brief walk --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968080492] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Not anymore you're currently on a brief walk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 09/16/22 2:29:07 PM #22:	Crimsoness posted... The pioneers could ride those babies for miles Oh yeah, (how did I forget that?!). Unfortunately, the only rock within sight happens to be someone's home. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:968080534] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>The pioneers could ride those babies for miles</quote>Oh yeah, (how did I forget that?!). Unfortunately, the only rock within sight happens to be someone's home.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RlP 09/16/22 2:36:59 PM #23:	Darkraiomb posted... I don't even have my cellphone so I can't call a taxi. And as I type this --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>RlP posted [p:968080698] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Darkraiomb posted... </cite><quote>I don't even have my cellphone so I can't call a taxi. And as I type this</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 09/16/22 3:19:08 PM #24:	RlP posted... I don't even have my cellphone so I can't call a taxi. And as I type this Uh, I can explain. ~~There's a library near the bus stop. I use one of the computers, which is why I miss the bus each time I post a message.~~ --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:968081565] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>RlP posted... </cite><quote>I don't even have my cellphone so I can't call a taxi. And as I type this</quote>Uh, I can explain. There's a library near the bus stop. I use one of the computers, which is why I miss the bus each time I post a message.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 09/16/22 4:45:56 PM #25:	bump --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:968083577] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/16/22 4:49:24 PM #26:	Because --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968083667] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Because</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/16/22 4:51:38 PM #27:	Ok 4 in a row is just mean --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968083719] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Ok 4 in a row is just mean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/16/22 4:52:40 PM #28:	I hope that isn't pee --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968083747] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>I hope that isn't pee</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 09/16/22 10:43:34 PM #29:	Aaand I missed the last bus until morning. FUCK --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:968091412] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Aaand I missed the last bus until morning. FUCK</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/16/22 10:44:25 PM #30:	Cool, what's new. If stuff was on time then everyone would be the same. --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968091439] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Cool, what's new. If stuff was on time then everyone would be the same.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 09/16/22 10:44:55 PM #31:	Go to the bathroom --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png Your uneducated opinions are worthless. <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:968091445] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Go to the bathroom</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 09/16/22 10:45:05 PM #32:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tr8KRqyGJk --- She left me roses by the stairs. Surprises let me know she cares. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:968091449] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tr8KRqyGJk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 09/17/22 12:16:30 AM #33:	hockeybub89 posted... Go to the bathroom I tried, but I can't read the signs. I even waited for someone to come out of both and I still can't read the signs! I wanna go home. :( --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:968092946] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>hockeybub89 posted... </cite><quote>Go to the bathroom</quote>I tried, but I can't read the signs. I even waited for someone to come out of both and I still can't read the signs! I wanna go home. :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 09/17/22 12:28:34 PM #34:	Welp, I finally got home. Someone inflated my balloon with so much air that I could use it to float home. Unfortunately, my best friend got on another bus to come back for me. --- "Calling Trump a nazi should be moddable. Because if you do youre trolling Americans and anyone with a brain. "~ KingCrabCake <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:968101059] in Why do I k... [t:80167715]...</cite> <quote>Welp, I finally got home. Someone inflated my balloon with so much air that I could use it to float home. Unfortunately, my best friend got on another bus to come back for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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