Current Events > Hypothetical: You acquire superpowers but only when making out with another man.

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UnfairRepresent 09/09/22 3:52:08 AM #1:	You're bitten by a radioactive Schnauzer and discover that you have obtained super strength, durability, the power of flight and who knows what else. Except these powers only activate while you are tongue kissing another man. The moment you stop kissing you lose all the powers immediately, like someone pulled the plug. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/8/AAZiH8AADp5g.jpg How would you react? What would you do with your newfound powers? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967897009] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>You're bitten by a radioactive Schnauzer and discover that you have obtained super strength, durability, the power of flight and who knows what else.Except these powers only activate while you are tongue kissing another man. The moment you stop kissing you lose all the powers immediately, like someone pulled the plug.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/8/AAZiH8AADp5g.jpg How would you react?What would you do with your newfound powers?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 09/09/22 3:54:51 AM #2:	...so I can transplant a small piece of male tongue into my tongue to always activate the power? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:967897038] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>...so I can transplant a small piece of male tongue into my tongue to always activate the power?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Just_a_loser 09/09/22 3:56:08 AM #3:	Sounds pretty useless --- Your face looks like I need a beer. <cite>Just_a_loser posted [p:967897051] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>Sounds pretty useless</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/09/22 3:57:03 AM #4:	Foppe posted... ...so I can transplant a small piece of male tongue into my tongue to always activate the power? That's like saying "I can just take the electrical socket cover with me and have infinite electricity!" No that's not how it works. it needs to be a living , conscious adult male --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967897059] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite><quote>...so I can transplant a small piece of male tongue into my tongue to always activate the power?</quote>That's like saying "I can just take the electrical socket cover with me and have infinite electricity!"No that's not how it works. it needs to be a living , conscious adult male</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 09/09/22 3:59:05 AM #5:	UnfairRepresent posted... That's like saying "I can just take the electrical socket cover with me and have infinite electricity!" No that's not how it works. it needs to be a living , conscious adult male But my tongue is touching another mans living tongue. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:967897078] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>That's like saying "I can just take the electrical socket cover with me and have infinite electricity!"No that's not how it works. it needs to be a living , conscious adult male</quote>But my tongue is touching another mans living tongue.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 09/09/22 3:59:07 AM #6:	Just_a_loser posted... Sounds pretty useless --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:967897079] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>Just_a_loser posted... </cite><quote>Sounds pretty useless</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/09/22 4:01:19 AM #7:	That's the secret of the dialectic that lil Schoppy helped reveal --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967897099] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>That's the secret of the dialectic that lil Schoppy helped reveal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/09/22 4:01:27 AM #8:	pegusus123456 posted... Sounds pretty useless you just lack imagination, I can think of a ton of uses --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967897101] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite><quote>Sounds pretty useless</quote>you just lack imagination, I can think of a ton of uses</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 09/09/22 4:03:49 AM #9:	UnfairRepresent posted... you just lack imagination, I can think of a ton of uses I imagine you can, but you're an endless stream of stupid shit, so I don't know how helpful that'd be to the rest of us. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:967897124] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>you just lack imagination, I can think of a ton of uses</quote>I imagine you can, but you're an endless stream of stupid shit, so I don't know how helpful that'd be to the rest of us.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/09/22 4:05:42 AM #10:	Do I have to be attracted to them? --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967897145] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>Do I have to be attracted to them?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/09/22 4:07:36 AM #11:	pegusus123456 posted... I imagine you can, but you're an endless stream of stupid shit, so I don't know how helpful that'd be to the rest of us. I love that you're still bitter about the fact I beat you in a debate 8 years ago it's beyond sad at this point --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967897168] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite><quote>I imagine you can, but you're an endless stream of stupid shit, so I don't know how helpful that'd be to the rest of us.</quote>I love that you're still bitter about the fact I beat you in a debate 8 years ago it's beyond sad at this point </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 09/09/22 4:10:30 AM #12:	As much as I love making out with other men, this sounds super impractical. Like you'd barely be able to see whatever you were trying to do with your power. I guess it's slightly better than not having the power. As long as I don't accidentally start flying mid makeout and then send us both plummeting when we stop. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:967897187] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>As much as I love making out with other men, this sounds super impractical. Like you'd barely be able to see whatever you were trying to do with your power. I guess it's slightly better than not having the power. As long as I don't accidentally start flying mid makeout and then send us both plummeting when we stop. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 09/09/22 4:12:00 AM #13:	UnfairRepresent posted... I love that you're still bitter about the fact I beat you in a debate 8 years ago Is this the debate where you belittled victims of child abuse and then made up an uncle that was murdered? --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:967897214] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>I love that you're still bitter about the fact I beat you in a debate 8 years ago</quote>Is this the debate where you belittled victims of child abuse and then made up an uncle that was murdered?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/09/22 4:16:10 AM #14:	The fact you won't be suspended for that demonstrates the mod bias --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967897249] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>The fact you won't be suspended for that demonstrates the mod bias</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/09/22 4:21:25 AM #15:	I almost would be willing to put up with this if I meant i could do a bunch of stuff I always dreamed of doing to fix the world But yea, how the fuck would that work? It sounds super impractical. I'd probably do better with no powers and just being a batman type hero <cite>Zikten posted [p:967897283] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>I almost would be willing to put up with this if I meant i could do a bunch of stuff I always dreamed of doing to fix the worldBut yea, how the fuck would that work? It sounds super impractical. I'd probably do better with no powers and just being a batman type hero</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Just_a_loser 09/09/22 4:34:55 AM #16:	UnfairRepresent posted... you just lack imagination, I can think of a ton of uses Name one. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. <cite>Just_a_loser posted [p:967897390] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>you just lack imagination, I can think of a ton of uses</quote>Name one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/09/22 4:41:53 AM #17:	Just_a_loser posted... Name one. Carrying heavy furniture into a home. If someone with a broken leg falls over infront of a moving bus you can jump and save them Could start UFC and dominate your opponents --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967897447] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>Just_a_loser posted... </cite><quote>Name one.</quote>Carrying heavy furniture into a home.If someone with a broken leg falls over infront of a moving bus you can jump and save them Could start UFC and dominate your opponents</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 09/09/22 4:43:48 AM #18:	UnfairRepresent posted... Carrying heavy furniture into a home. If someone with a broken leg falls over infront of a moving bus you can jump and save them Could start UFC and dominate your opponents How would you manage any of that while tongue kissing someone? --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:967897460] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Carrying heavy furniture into a home.If someone with a broken leg falls over infront of a moving bus you can jump and save them Could start UFC and dominate your opponents</quote>How would you manage any of that while tongue kissing someone? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/09/22 4:49:19 AM #19:	BloodMoon7 posted... How would you manage any of that while tongue kissing someone? The guy you're helping The guy you're saving The guy you're fighting --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967897501] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>How would you manage any of that while tongue kissing someone?</quote>The guy you're helping The guy you're savingThe guy you're fighting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 09/09/22 4:59:11 AM #20:	UnfairRepresent posted... The guy you're fighting kicks your ass with superhuman strength while passionately making out with you --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:967897582] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>The guy you're fighting</quote>kicks your ass with superhuman strength while passionately making out with you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giblet_Enjoyer 09/09/22 4:59:48 AM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... You're bitten by a radioactive Schnauzer >Schnauzer >Not weiner dog Missed opportunity imo --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb <cite>Giblet_Enjoyer posted [p:967897592] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>You're bitten by a radioactive Schnauzer</quote>>Schnauzer>Not weiner dogMissed opportunity imo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 09/09/22 5:02:24 AM #22:	sounds useless tbh. think i would rather be like Kite-Man or something. at least he doesnt need to kiss anyone to fly around... lol <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:967897612] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>sounds useless tbh.think i would rather be like Kite-Man or something. at least he doesnt need to kiss anyone to fly around... lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 09/09/22 5:03:05 AM #23:	Fly... and the guy you kiss will freeze to death. Try to stop a bad guy... that shoots the guy you kiss. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:967897614] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>Fly... and the guy you kiss will freeze to death.Try to stop a bad guy... that shoots the guy you kiss.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/09/22 5:04:08 AM #24:	Hambo posted... kicks your ass with superhuman strength while passionately making out with you Explains the rationale behind Weapon XI Deadpool --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967897623] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>Hambo posted... </cite><quote>kicks your ass with superhuman strength while passionately making out with you</quote>Explains the rationale behind Weapon XI Deadpool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 09/09/22 6:00:24 AM #25:	UnfairRepresent posted... 1. The guy you're helping 2. The guy you're saving 3. The guy you're fighting First 2 examples are fine, the last one is rapey. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:967898065] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>1. The guy you're helping 2. The guy you're saving3. The guy you're fighting</quote>First 2 examples are fine, the last one is rapey.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/09/22 6:37:26 AM #26:	marthsheretoo posted... First 2 examples are fine, the last one is rapey. Then don't join the UFC But if a villain is gonna kill people and I have to tongue kiss him to stop him, I'm gonna. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967898375] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>marthsheretoo posted... </cite><quote>First 2 examples are fine, the last one is rapey.</quote>Then don't join the UFCBut if a villain is gonna kill people and I have to tongue kiss him to stop him, I'm gonna.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 09/09/22 7:00:32 AM #27:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/7/AAA_aCAADp9F.jpg --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:967898569] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/7/AAA_aCAADp9F.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 09/09/22 7:03:44 AM #28:	Yo wtf is this topic --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png Your uneducated opinions are worthless. <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:967898605] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>Yo wtf is this topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/09/22 11:37:56 AM #29:	hockeybub89 posted... Yo wtf is this topic A hypothetical asking you what you would do if you had superpowers but only when making out with another man. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967902581] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>hockeybub89 posted... </cite><quote>Yo wtf is this topic</quote>A hypothetical asking you what you would do if you had superpowers but only when making out with another man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 09/09/22 11:40:24 AM #30:	So I would never discover these powers. Nothing in my life would change. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:967902633] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>So I would never discover these powers. Nothing in my life would change. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 09/09/22 11:42:20 AM #31:	Gobstoppers12 posted... So I would never discover these powers. Nothing in my life would change. This, I just would not have any powers and would not care. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:967902667] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted... </cite><quote>So I would never discover these powers. Nothing in my life would change.</quote>This, I just would not have any powers and would not care.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 09/09/22 11:49:09 AM #32:	marthsheretoo posted... First 2 examples are fine, the last one is rapey. Nah the 2nd one sounds rapey too. "Don't worry, I'll save you stranger!" starts aggressively making out with him --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:967902794] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>marthsheretoo posted... </cite><quote>First 2 examples are fine, the last one is rapey.</quote>Nah the 2nd one sounds rapey too."Don't worry, I'll save you stranger!"starts aggressively making out with him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Just_a_loser 09/09/22 12:50:33 PM #33:	NoxObscuras posted... Nah the 2nd one sounds rapey too. "Don't worry, I'll save you stranger!" starts aggressively making out with him Going around randomly kissing anyone like that is rapey. A kiss on the cheek can be ok. But sticking your tongue in some random persons mouth without their consent is never ok. Every situation TC listed is creepy as fuck. Even weirder that he thinks it is at all practical. It says a lot about the person who made this topic. --- Your face looks like I need a beer. <cite>Just_a_loser posted [p:967903903] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite><quote>Nah the 2nd one sounds rapey too."Don't worry, I'll save you stranger!"starts aggressively making out with him</quote>Going around randomly kissing anyone like that is rapey.A kiss on the cheek can be ok. But sticking your tongue in some random persons mouth without their consent is never ok.Every situation TC listed is creepy as fuck. Even weirder that he thinks it is at all practical.It says a lot about the person who made this topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Virgalyssa 09/09/22 12:54:54 PM #34:	What if I'm not a man to begin with? Easy win? --- People can do it. As long as they can open their eyes and look around, they'll see it. They'll see the truth! http://i.imgur.com/RtGQPEu.png <cite>Virgalyssa posted [p:967903989] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>What if I'm not a man to begin with? Easy win?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/12/22 5:37:05 AM #35:	Virgalyssa posted... What if I'm not a man to begin with? Easy win? I guess Dunno why that's any more of a win, you still need to kiss them --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967965337] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>Virgalyssa posted... </cite><quote>What if I'm not a man to begin with? Easy win?</quote>I guessDunno why that's any more of a win, you still need to kiss them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BTH_Phoenix 09/14/22 3:08:52 PM #36:	If you get every power you can think of, this is really easy. Lock him in a field for as long as you need him (invisible to avoid detection), clone yourself and control your superpowered clone freely, wipe memory at the end so nobody you kiss knows your identity. --- whoosh <cite>BTH_Phoenix posted [p:968031202] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>If you get every power you can think of, this is really easy. Lock him in a field for as long as you need him (invisible to avoid detection), clone yourself and control your superpowered clone freely, wipe memory at the end so nobody you kiss knows your identity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerraSeeker 09/14/22 3:59:45 PM #37:	I doubt I would even find out. Even if I did, it's not viable to use them. --- Your words are as empty as your soul <cite>TerraSeeker posted [p:968032346] in Hypothetic... [t:80158825]...</cite> <quote>I doubt I would even find out. Even if I did, it's not viable to use them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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