Current Events > What would you do if your boss told you to get him some coffee "bitch"

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RashodBateman 09/06/22 2:32:03 PM #1:	Your boss barks at you and says Get me some coffee, bitch! What do you do? --- The Penn State Nittany Lions are UNDEFEATED!! (1-0) Next Opponent: Ohio \| 10 September 2022 <cite>RashodBateman posted [p:967833318] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>Your boss barks at you and says Get me some coffee, bitch!What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 09/06/22 2:34:20 PM #2:	Depends on the working environment. If it's one of my more professional jobs I've had I'd say he needs to be more respectful. If I'm at one of my less professional jobs I'd probably shrug it off. --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:967833365] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>Depends on the working environment. If it's one of my more professional jobs I've had I'd say he needs to be more respectful. If I'm at one of my less professional jobs I'd probably shrug it off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/06/22 2:35:02 PM #3:	I would get them coffee --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967833376] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>I would get them coffee</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 09/06/22 2:42:18 PM #4:	I will get him his coffe, and throw it in his face. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:967833506] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>I will get him his coffe, and throw it in his face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 09/06/22 2:54:55 PM #5:	I'd get him some coffee. May or may not be a booger in it. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:967833744] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>I'd get him some coffee. May or may not be a booger in it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RashodBateman 09/06/22 2:57:12 PM #6:	It would be a fight for me. --- The Penn State Nittany Lions are UNDEFEATED!! (1-0) Next Opponent: Ohio \| 10 September 2022 <cite>RashodBateman posted [p:967833803] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>It would be a fight for me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CARRRNE_ASADA 09/06/22 2:58:58 PM #7:	Straight to HR and then write some emails to his higher ups. If Im going down Ill do my best to take him down with me. --- SEXY SEXY! <cite>CARRRNE_ASADA posted [p:967833849] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>Straight to HR and then write some emails to his higher ups. If Im going down Ill do my best to take him down with me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 09/06/22 3:09:30 PM #8:	I would look for applicants who had experience working as Starbucks baristas. <cite>bknight posted [p:967834062] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>I would look for applicants who had experience working as Starbucks baristas.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 09/06/22 3:11:38 PM #9:	Id go get his coffee, dip my dick in it and then immediately head to the hospital to deal with what I just did to my dick. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:967834106] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>Id go get his coffee, dip my dick in it and then immediately head to the hospital to deal with what I just did to my dick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 09/06/22 3:12:32 PM #10:	CARRRNE_ASADA posted... Straight to HR and then write some emails to his higher ups. If Im going down Ill do my best to take him down with me. This. You don't have to put up with this mistreatment at my workplace. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:967834125] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>CARRRNE_ASADA posted... </cite><quote>Straight to HR and then write some emails to his higher ups. If Im going down Ill do my best to take him down with me.</quote>This. You don't have to put up with this mistreatment at my workplace. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 09/06/22 3:13:14 PM #11:	then he says "and show me your sloppers!" --- Like a whisper on the breeze <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:967834139] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>then he says "and show me your sloppers!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VitoSpatafore 09/06/22 3:14:29 PM #12:	I'm my own boss. <cite>VitoSpatafore posted [p:967834166] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>I'm my own boss.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Octans 09/06/22 3:14:45 PM #13:	Laugh and walk away because that would be pretty fucking funny, coming from him --- Click here <cite>Octans posted [p:967834170] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>Laugh and walk away because that would be pretty fucking funny, coming from him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HA4e 09/06/22 3:15:48 PM #14:	Spill it in his room, give him cold coffee or never get it at all --- "They don't decide who you are, you do. You are who you choose to be." Time to destroy everybody with cringe. UwU <cite>HA4e posted [p:967834195] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>Spill it in his room, give him cold coffee or never get it at all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 09/06/22 3:22:52 PM #15:	I get his or her coffee obviously. Respectin that chain of command --- Fifty years from now when you're looking back on your life, don't you want to say you had the guts to get in the car? <cite>rexcrk posted [p:967834398] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>I get his or her coffee obviously. Respectin that chain of command </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RashodBateman 09/08/22 9:41:11 AM #16:	I want some coffee --- The Penn State Nittany Lions are UNDEFEATED!! (1-0) Next Opponent: Ohio \| 10 September 2022 <cite>RashodBateman posted [p:967875987] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>I want some coffee</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZangsBeard 09/08/22 9:45:10 AM #17:	RashodBateman posted... Your boss barks at you and says Get me some coffee, bitch! What do you do? Tell him to fuck off. --- Fear the http://img.pestilenceware.com/Zangulus/Beard.jpg <cite>ZangsBeard posted [p:967876072] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>RashodBateman posted... </cite><quote>Your boss barks at you and says Get me some coffee, bitch!What do you do?</quote>Tell him to fuck off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/08/22 9:49:12 AM #18:	I say "get it yourself you god damn sack of shit " He glares at me.....then he starts laughing. I start laughing. Suddenly he stops and says " your fired" <cite>Zikten posted [p:967876125] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>I say "get it yourself you god damn sack of shit "He glares at me.....then he starts laughing. I start laughing. Suddenly he stops and says " your fired"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RPG_Eater 09/08/22 9:50:09 AM #19:	I'd ask him if he was feeling okay, because that would be ludicrously out of character for him. <cite>RPG_Eater posted [p:967876146] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>I'd ask him if he was feeling okay, because that would be ludicrously out of character for him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 09/08/22 9:54:19 AM #21:	Add laxative to his coffee --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:967876211] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>Add laxative to his coffee</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath 09/08/22 10:05:55 AM #22:	Yeah! Coffee, bitch! --- No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth, he shall walk. <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:967876386] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>Yeah! Coffee, bitch!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RashodBateman 09/08/22 10:07:13 AM #23:	EmbraceOfDeath posted... Yeah! Coffee, bitch! LOL! Didnt think about countering by calling him bitch in response. Yeah, sure thing, bitch! --- The Penn State Nittany Lions are UNDEFEATED!! (1-0) Next Opponent: Ohio \| 10 September 2022 <cite>RashodBateman posted [p:967876411] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>EmbraceOfDeath posted... </cite><quote>Yeah! Coffee, bitch!</quote>LOL! Didnt think about countering by calling him bitch in response. Yeah, sure thing, bitch!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bluezero 09/08/22 10:07:45 AM #24:	Go to HR --- i7-12700F - 3060 Ti - 32GB 3200 - 1440p <cite>bluezero posted [p:967876420] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>Go to HR</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 09/08/22 10:09:16 AM #25:	I'd assume he was joking, because it would be an extreme right turn from his normal behavior. I'd then wonder why he'd call me into his office to get him coffee, when he has a single cup Keurig literally on his desk. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:967876455] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>I'd assume he was joking, because it would be an extreme right turn from his normal behavior.I'd then wonder why he'd call me into his office to get him coffee, when he has a single cup Keurig literally on his desk.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RashodBateman 09/08/22 10:11:18 AM #26:	bigblu89 posted... I'd then wonder why he'd call me into his office to get him coffee, when he has a single cup Keurig literally on his desk. Maybe he didnt feel like using his Keurig. Maybe he wanted to belittle an employee and have them fetch him a gourmet drink from Starbucks. --- The Penn State Nittany Lions are UNDEFEATED!! (1-0) Next Opponent: Ohio \| 10 September 2022 <cite>RashodBateman posted [p:967876500] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite><quote>I'd then wonder why he'd call me into his office to get him coffee, when he has a single cup Keurig literally on his desk.</quote>Maybe he didnt feel like using his Keurig. Maybe he wanted to belittle an employee and have them fetch him a gourmet drink from Starbucks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/09/22 3:53:29 PM #27:	What's the gimmick? Fortnites gimmick is you should only still be playing if you haven't died yet Big reveal right there Oops wrong topic --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967907649] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>What's the gimmick? Fortnites gimmick is you should only still be playing if you haven't died yetBig reveal right thereOops wrong topic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RashodBateman 09/09/22 3:55:14 PM #29:	Coffee is a great way to make someone happy. --- The Penn State Nittany Lions are UNDEFEATED!! (1-0) Next Opponent: Ohio \| 10 September 2022 <cite>RashodBateman posted [p:967907683] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>Coffee is a great way to make someone happy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/09/22 3:55:55 PM #30:	RashodBateman posted... Coffee is a great way to make someone happy. Do you like to mine recent papers in Nous? --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967907694] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>RashodBateman posted... </cite><quote>Coffee is a great way to make someone happy.</quote>Do you like to mine recent papers in Nous?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamer167 09/09/22 3:56:48 PM #31:	Here ya go boss, hopefully I put enough CREAMER IN IT!! proceeds to splash boiling hot coffee in bosses face bitch <cite>gamer167 posted [p:967907707] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>Here ya go boss, hopefully I put enough CREAMER IN IT!! proceeds to splash boiling hot coffee in bosses face bitch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 09/09/22 4:04:11 PM #32:	get him the coffee except it will be Maxwell House --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg <cite>FL81 posted [p:967907876] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>get him the coffeeexcept it will be Maxwell House </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 09/09/22 4:08:51 PM #33:	Act like I'm deaf, and hope he'll say it louder so others can hear him. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:967907965] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>Act like I'm deaf, and hope he'll say it louder so others can hear him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 09/09/22 4:09:31 PM #34:	Get him the coffee, but spit in it right as I hand it to him. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:967907975] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>Get him the coffee, but spit in it right as I hand it to him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 09/09/22 4:10:25 PM #35:	my boss is a woman --- The spell complete It is permanent <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:967907986] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>my boss is a woman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 09/09/22 4:10:52 PM #36:	I'd spit in the cup, and wipe the spoon I give him to stir with right up and down my gooch and attempt to fart on it too --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:967907992] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>I'd spit in the cup, and wipe the spoon I give him to stir with right up and down my gooch and attempt to fart on it too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 09/09/22 4:13:49 PM #38:	FL81 posted... except it will be Maxwell House with laxative --- It happens with literally every single generation, and now it's your turn. You are the modern version of a grandfather watching old war movies: Lionhartwolf <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:967908046] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>FL81 posted...</cite><quote>except it will be Maxwell House with laxative</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuerrillaSoldier 09/09/22 4:21:51 PM #39:	i'd probably laugh and wait for a punchline or followup. if he wants to escalate, then let's escalate. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>GuerrillaSoldier posted [p:967908208] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote>i'd probably laugh and wait for a punchline or followup. if he wants to escalate, then let's escalate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 09/09/22 4:25:16 PM #40:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] no she didnt the premise is my boss is a man also my boss has free coffee in her office. too much of this doesn't make sense. literally my boss would be fired for talking to an employee like that, so I am thankful that I have a good working environment that isn't as toxic as a summer camp latrine. --- The spell complete It is permanent <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:967908285] in What would... [t:80155867]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> no she didnt the premise is my boss is a manalso my boss has free coffee in her office. too much of this doesn't make sense.literally my boss would be fired for talking to an employee like that, so I am thankful that I have a good working environment that isn't as toxic as a summer camp latrine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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