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UnfairRepresent
09/05/22 9:04:54 AM
#1:


You're walking along one day when you see a man with an unkempt beard/haircut wearing scrappy PJs that look comfortable but uncouth as hell. He's casually strutting about talking shit to people's faces, knocking things out of their hands and stealing their food but while they are reacting to the event, no one is reacting to him.

Then he notices you staring at him and after a while he realizes it's not coincidence. This causes him to suddenly fall over backwards in shock and react like he just had 17 simultaneous heart attacks.

Then he runs up to you, grab your arm and jump up down like Steiner from Final Fantasy 9 while excitedly shouting "holy shit you can see me! You can actually see and hear and touch me. You're the first person since I met that magic unicorn years ago that can actually see me! This is amazing, I haven't felt like this since I first heard [Your favorite band's best song] for the first time!"

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How do you react?
What do you do?


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Nukazie
09/05/22 9:08:25 AM
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ignore him after that because he ain't a girl

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Laserion
09/05/22 9:17:53 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
talking shit to people's faces,
He's also inaudible?

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Lil_Bit83
09/05/22 9:22:06 AM
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So, I'm seeing a ghost?

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marthsheretoo
09/05/22 9:33:42 AM
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"My friend, we are gonna have so much fun together."

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UnfairRepresent
09/05/22 10:51:14 AM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
So, I'm seeing a ghost?
no he's a living breathing human

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CellBlock7
09/05/22 10:53:05 AM
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I make love to him in public.

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bigblu89
09/06/22 12:23:02 PM
#8:


This is a daily occurrence of you live or work in NYC or LA

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NeonOctopus
09/06/22 12:31:52 PM
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"What's it like being able to walk into the woman's locker room and stare titties?"

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itachi15243
09/06/22 12:35:23 PM
#10:


NeonOctopus posted...
"What's it like being able to walk into the woman's locker room and stare titties?"

I assume he's capable of holding a camera....

Anyways, I'd probably take some time to verify that I'm not on TV or anything before some testing.

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Xethuminra
09/06/22 12:36:53 PM
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