Poll of the Day > it's crazy when you wake yourself because of your own farts

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DirtBasedSoap
09/03/22 7:40:00 AM
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and not because of the sound but because of the smell.

my bedroom smells like someone left a hard boiled egg in the trash for a week

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RagOnAStick
09/03/22 11:47:08 AM
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What do you eat dude that has never happened to me
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hera
09/03/22 11:48:31 AM
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what is your diet

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DirtBasedSoap
09/03/22 11:57:59 AM
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i think i might have developed some sort of gluten intolerance because this is a new thing for me. my farts have been fucking awful lately and my diet hasnt really changed much.

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hera
09/04/22 12:12:06 AM
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oh no

i bet you had undercooked squab forcemeat

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Revelation34
09/04/22 2:13:32 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
i think i might have developed some sort of gluten intolerance because this is a new thing for me. my farts have been fucking awful lately and my diet hasnt really changed much.


They would be terrible for me since I eat way too many gluten products.

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ghostgate2001
09/04/22 7:53:25 AM
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See a GP. Unexplained changes in your normal digestive or bowel function should be taken seriously. Best-case scenario, it's nothing and you get peace of mind. Worst-case scenario, you'll be glad you caught it early. Seriously; do it. Some of the things that can go wrong down there move fast.
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faramir77
09/04/22 5:40:53 PM
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There was one night where I'd awaken every 20 or so minutes to rip ass hard. I became nose blind to the smell throughout the night. When I woke up in the morning, I had a shower, and when I left the bathroom and went back into my bedroom my sense of smell had been reset. My room smelled like I took a massive shit and I laughed my ass off.

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DirtBasedSoap
09/04/22 5:44:55 PM
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faramir77 posted...
There was one night where I'd awaken every 20 or so minutes to rip ass hard. I became nose blind to the smell throughout the night. When I woke up in the morning, I had a shower, and when I left the bathroom and went back into my bedroom my sense of smell had been reset. My room smelled like I took a massive shit and I laughed my ass off.


lmao hell yeah dude

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wwinterj25
09/04/22 6:38:35 PM
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I can't say I've done this. However I did fart so hard I woke my brother up when away. Farting in another country is always special.

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HornedLion
09/04/22 8:34:36 PM
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Call me when it smells like a dead mouse.

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DirtBasedSoap
09/06/22 1:25:10 PM
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smells like a dog shit in here lmao

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