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MysteryMan923
09/02/22 6:12:37 PM
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Would you


She's your dream girl but she 100% hates left handed 200+ pound people that have their hair dyed purple. As long as they meet all three criteria she hates them. Despises them with the intensity of a thousand suns and has truly vile and disgusting views towards them that will never ever change. She's completely fine with them if they're right handed or don't have purple hair or are under 200 pounds. Otherwise, she believes strongly in equal rights for everyone else. All races, all genders, all ages, everybody. Except 200+ pound left handers that have purple dyed hair.

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SauI_Goodman
09/02/22 6:15:20 PM
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What are the chances of meeting someone like that lmao

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Lost_All_Senses
09/02/22 6:16:24 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
What are the chances of meeting someone like that lmao

He just perfectly described my mom.

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NoxObscuras
09/02/22 6:17:36 PM
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That's weirdly specific. Like if she sees some 201 pound guy with purple hair, she'll be completely fine with it until he starts holding something with his left hand? What?

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silverpine
09/02/22 6:18:07 PM
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NO! not being a bigot is literally so important to me

just realized the OP is a little weird but my msg still stands
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Paragon21XX
09/02/22 6:19:07 PM
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Eh, as long as I don't dye my hair purple, I couldn't give a shit.

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Anony1125
09/02/22 6:20:06 PM
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well we've already established she wouldn't be into me, so what's the point?

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Big_Nabendu
09/02/22 6:20:59 PM
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How's her ass
Pics please


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TheMikh
09/02/22 6:21:08 PM
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She's your dream girl but she 100% hates left handed 200+ pound people that have their hair dyed purple.

wouldn't work, my ideal girl is left handed, 200+ pounds, and has her hair dyed purple

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MysteryMan923
09/02/22 6:21:29 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
That's weirdly specific. Like if she sees some 201 pound guy with purple hair, she'll be completely fine with it until he starts holding something with his left hand? What?

She is actually super accurate at correctly guessing which hand people use so she wouldn't even need to see them hold something. But yes, that's how she is.

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SauI_Goodman
09/02/22 6:21:35 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
That's weirdly specific. Like if she sees some 201 pound guy with purple hair, she'll be completely fine with it until he starts holding something with his left hand? What?
Excuse me sir how much you weigh?
This morning i was 199
Oh ok thats cool


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MysteryMan923
09/02/22 6:22:43 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
How's her ass
Pics please

It changes size/shape to fit your desires.

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Pepys_Monster
09/02/22 6:27:32 PM
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I couldn't give less of a fuck about people who are 200+ lbs, with purple hair, who are left handed. So I would graciously accept her.

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NoxObscuras
09/02/22 6:32:04 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Excuse me sir how much you weigh?
This morning i was 199
Oh ok thats cool
Her, after that man eats a big lunch and gains weight

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MysteryMan923
09/02/22 8:07:55 PM
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16-13 atm.

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AP3Brain
09/02/22 8:10:48 PM
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...Sure? I'd want her to get help for her condition though..
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EmbraceOfDeath
09/02/22 8:12:53 PM
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Dyeing your hair is a choice. It's totally fine to be against it.

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MysteryMan923
09/02/22 8:13:05 PM
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AP3Brain posted...
...Sure? I'd want her to get help for her condition though..

She refuses and will never get better. This is who she is. If you can't accept her at her worst, you don't deserve her at her best.

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Arcanine2009
09/02/22 8:14:02 PM
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I'm a lefty...

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AloneIBreak
09/02/22 8:39:37 PM
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I only feel romantically/sexually threatened by left-handed people with purple hair who are over 200 pounds, so this is perfect.

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Darkraiomb
09/02/22 8:42:28 PM
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Refresh my memory, why do I have TC tagged as "owes $20"?

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KnightofShikari
09/02/22 8:43:26 PM
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as long as i don't dye my hair purple i'm good

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Illuminoius
09/02/22 8:58:58 PM
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being a bigot's a pretty massive flaw, there's not simply no such thing as being "perfect but a bigot"
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