Current Events > I'm a virgin can someone please tell me what boobs feel like

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SaccharineSmile
09/01/22 3:09:49 AM
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please

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Guide
09/01/22 3:14:49 AM
#3:


blend flan, then put it in a water balloon, then put that water balloon under a sweater and grab it.

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Naysaspace
09/01/22 3:32:31 AM
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basically the same as your own ass.
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BearlyWilling
09/01/22 3:38:01 AM
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Topic is probably the only true thing Saccharine has posted on CE

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Gremlynn
09/01/22 3:38:36 AM
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like good pizza dough.

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PoundGarden
09/01/22 3:42:13 AM
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Bags of crushed ice

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WalkingLobsters
09/01/22 3:42:18 AM
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warm apple pie

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The_Korey
09/01/22 6:20:33 AM
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Canadian milk bags.

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rexcrk
09/01/22 6:45:04 AM
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bulletproofvita
09/01/22 6:47:10 AM
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I don't like sand

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Gobstoppers12
09/01/22 6:50:17 AM
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They feel about the same as it would feel to take a bite out of a York Peppermint Patty and chew 5 Gum at the same time.

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Aressar
09/01/22 6:51:15 AM
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Like sloppy sloppers

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BloodMoon7
09/01/22 6:59:07 AM
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I ran into some face first anime style and it felt like a really soft pillow. But this was years and years ago now so I dunno. No woman would ever let me touch her boobies.

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DeathDeathSong
09/01/22 7:00:33 AM
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i have boobs and honestly they just feel like skin

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legendarylemur
09/01/22 7:02:17 AM
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sags of band

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BloodMoon7
09/01/22 7:03:17 AM
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DeathDeathSong posted...
i have boobs and honestly they just feel like skin
You gotta touch someone else's boobs. My own belly feels very not fun but I bet touching someone else's belly would be super fun. They will tell you to stop because it tickles but the Belly Bandit fears no man.

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MedeaLysistrata
09/01/22 7:04:15 AM
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I forget

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Ryven
09/01/22 7:05:53 AM
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Like a can of soda thats been shook for a half an hour.

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Mistere_Man
09/01/22 7:06:32 AM
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Naysaspace posted...
basically the same as your own ass.

https://youtu.be/Zp9hHN6h-VE?t=37

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MaxEffingBemis
09/01/22 8:07:35 AM
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WalkingLobsters posted...
warm apple pie
Hahahahaha great reference

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Crimsoness
09/01/22 8:10:56 AM
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Bags of boob

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