Current Events > Cute girl on 2nd date: I usually don't return my cart. That's the worker's job.

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SrRd_RacinG
08/30/22 10:28:10 AM
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What is your response to this cute girl?

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Ratchetrockon
08/30/22 10:29:13 AM
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Same here I just push the cart off to the side

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Ryven
08/30/22 10:33:57 AM
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Deal breaker.

I don't care if its raining, snowing, -40, i always put it back in the stall.

If you can walk around every aisle in the store with it, you can walk it to the stall.

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josifrees
08/30/22 10:33:59 AM
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Return cart where?? Like to the store or to the thing? Or just leave them in parking lot?

only carts I take back to store are the kid carts because the guy has to make a special trip

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R1masher
08/30/22 10:34:10 AM
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Card Nard

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ROBANN_88
08/30/22 10:35:15 AM
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america need the "put a coin in cart to get it, get coin back when putting back the cart" system

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josifrees
08/30/22 10:36:03 AM
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some places have it and Im pretty sure people are too lazy so they just dont go there

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Itachi157
08/30/22 10:43:12 AM
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Throw a magnet on her
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Kloe_Rinz
08/30/22 10:49:31 AM
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It's the waiters job to clean the table after you leave but that doesn't make it ok to flip your plate upside down, smear the food everywhere and tip your drink out on the carpet
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AgentOO8
08/30/22 10:50:06 AM
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The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do.
To return the shopping cart is objectively right.
There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart.
Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart.
Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it.
No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart.
No one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart.
You gain nothing by returning the shopping cart.
You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart.
You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

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LazLemon
08/30/22 10:50:43 AM
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I've lived in four different countries that use this system and litro never had this happen to me.

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ROBANN_88
08/30/22 10:51:08 AM
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every single store has that system here and there's never been any issues as far as i know.

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Jupiter
08/30/22 10:53:15 AM
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There's at least one store chain here in America (Aldi) that has the coin carts, and I have never seen this be an issue.

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Simon_Gruber
08/30/22 10:55:25 AM
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Return it. And pick your trash up and toss it when leaving the theater.
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aurlen
08/30/22 10:56:03 AM
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AgentOO8 posted...
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do.
To return the shopping cart is objectively right.
There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart.
Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart.
Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it.
No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart.
No one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart.
You gain nothing by returning the shopping cart.
You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart.
You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
I heard Kramer's voice reading this lol

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MedeaLysistrata
08/30/22 10:57:29 AM
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Make a CE topic when I get home

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SrRd_RacinG
08/30/22 11:16:19 AM
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She sounds like she wouldn't even wipe her own ass and would ask the bidet to do it. Wait nvm

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HairyQueen
08/30/22 11:18:53 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Same here I just push the cart off to the side
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MedeaLysistrata
08/30/22 11:19:03 AM
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yeah i'm guessing there will be no more 2nd date topics from you lol

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AllHeDoesIsWin
08/30/22 11:23:58 AM
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I was a cart boy for a summer once. Fetching far off shopping carts was the best part of the job because it gave me time to relax from doing any hard work.
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Background_Guy
08/30/22 11:27:32 AM
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Call the cops
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aurlen
08/30/22 11:30:40 AM
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AllHeDoesIsWin posted...
I was a cart boy for a summer once. Fetching far off shopping carts was the best part of the job because it gave me time to relax from doing any hard work.
In the dead of January tho

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CartNarc
08/30/22 11:32:30 AM
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I yell WEE WOO WEE WOO and tell her that's not where the carts go!

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SrRd_RacinG
08/30/22 5:46:53 PM
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We wouldn't jive too long.

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toreysback
08/30/22 5:48:54 PM
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Itachi157 posted...
Throw a magnet on her


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stoltenberg11
08/30/22 5:49:37 PM
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Wtf. How much was that coin worth?
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Shamino
08/30/22 5:57:39 PM
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Having worked in retail, it would probably be a deal breaker. If you don't have the common curtesy to put it in the cart stall, then what else won't you have common curtesy for? Not to mention, in the summer, you are a complete jackass if you don't return the cart and force the cart attendant to wander around a hot ass parking lot in the 115 degree heat.


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