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Smackems
08/28/22 8:47:14 PM
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Like going home

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Solution_45
08/28/22 8:48:44 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
08/28/22 8:51:13 PM
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Just pop it like a pimple. If it doesn't pop immediately, just bite down on something and keep trying.

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Dreepapult
08/28/22 8:52:07 PM
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Rhoids are terrible. Haven't had one in a while.

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Smackems
08/28/22 8:54:38 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Just pop it like a pimple. If it doesn't pop immediately, just bite down on something and keep trying.
Bite on the roid?

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Lost_All_Senses
08/28/22 8:59:15 PM
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Smackems posted...
Bite on the roid?

If you're flexible enough to do it yourself. Otherwise, just find one the rats that wonder around the house and have him do it.

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Smackems
08/28/22 9:01:30 PM
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My neck does like the forest spirit in princess mononoke so I can make it work

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Heartomaton
08/28/22 9:03:49 PM
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https://youtu.be/o048xeNQ3Wo

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Smackems
08/28/22 9:08:30 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Is that like salt on a slug

Sweeeeeeet hem-oooooorrrrr-hoooiiid

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viewmaster_pi
08/28/22 9:35:20 PM
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i don't know why you post shit like this, man

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Prodrivertn
08/28/22 9:38:49 PM
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pictures or it didn't happen
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Smackems
08/28/22 9:39:57 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
i don't know why you post shit like this, man
You draw titty demons

We aren't so different, you and I

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The_Creep_2020
08/28/22 9:44:08 PM
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Pfft people in this topic posting like they dont know what a haemorrhoid tamper is.

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kingdrake2
08/28/22 9:44:09 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
i don't know why you post shit like this


it's an interesting read. having to deal with one myself.
must never take longer than needed while on the toilet.

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MrAndersonWb
08/28/22 9:45:01 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
Rhoids are terrible. Haven't had one in a while.

those go on their own ?
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Dreepapult
08/29/22 12:37:25 AM
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MrAndersonWb posted...
those go on their own ?
Unless they're really bad. Can require lancing. I've not been unfortunate enough to beed that

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Back_Stabbath
08/29/22 12:58:44 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/8/AANub5AADZKu.jpg

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MabusIncarnate
08/29/22 1:00:56 AM
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Never had one, but I feel like Smackems is preparing me well if the day comes.

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OmegaM
08/29/22 7:23:39 AM
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A hemorrhoid is a thing you can push in? I thought "hemorrhoids" was just a term for irritated skin in your butt crack.
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Lordgold666
08/29/22 9:45:04 AM
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You growing a grape vine, bro?

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chrono625
08/29/22 9:59:45 AM
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OmegaM posted...
A hemorrhoid is a thing you can push in? I thought "hemorrhoids" was just a term for irritated skin in your butt crack.

A hemorrhoid as an enflamed blood vessel at your asshole.

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kingdrake2
08/29/22 10:40:25 AM
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Lordgold666 posted...
You growing a grape vine, bro?


we're all growing grape vines.

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