Current Events > Elon Musk threatens to buy Manchester United

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Antifar
08/16/22 8:17:31 PM
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1559691922725281800

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Popcorn2000
08/16/22 8:18:22 PM
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Go back to work elon
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JuanCarlos1
08/16/22 8:18:56 PM
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So he supports the status quo like every other billionaire.

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dancing_cactuar
08/16/22 8:19:03 PM
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I support the left half of the Republican Party and the right half of the Democratic Party!
So the most obnoxious of enlightened centrism then?

Oh, and sure you'll buy Manchester United, just like you bought twitter.

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DrizztLink
08/16/22 8:19:09 PM
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Popcorn2000 posted...
Go back to work elon
The people running his companies would very much prefer he not.

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The_Popo
08/16/22 8:20:30 PM
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Based on what happened with Twitter, his definition of buying is different than most of ours.

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Alucard188
08/16/22 8:21:27 PM
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Cool. Do they sell stocks in ManUnited?

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Irony
08/16/22 8:22:01 PM
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RIP Man United

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HornyLevel
08/16/22 8:24:52 PM
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Is this gonna be like a new trend? After Wrexham with Reynolds/McElhenney.

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Nukazie
08/16/22 8:25:58 PM
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does he own twitter now, what happened to that anyway

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Irony
08/16/22 8:26:29 PM
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Nukazie posted...
does he own twitter now, what happened to that anyway
Haha April Fools!

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ShineboxPhil
08/16/22 8:30:21 PM
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No please.
The tumoil that Man U is facing with it's current ownership with the Glazer's is too funny.

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alphagamble
08/16/22 8:36:47 PM
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Irony posted...
RIP Man United
Musk would be an improvement over the Glazers

but fuck United

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ShineboxPhil
08/16/22 8:40:29 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Aw yes.
The great supporters of Man United from London England

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Turtlemayor333
08/16/22 8:40:56 PM
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I like the idea that nobody wants him to buy anything they care about because he's going to screw it up.

Truly the ultra rich are the smartest and most competent.

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MaxEffingBemis
08/16/22 8:41:03 PM
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there is no left half of the gop

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ShineboxPhil
08/16/22 8:41:43 PM
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alphagamble posted...


but fuck United


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TheAttackTitan
08/16/22 8:57:45 PM
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Go home, Elol, you're drunk.
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CADE_FOSTER
08/16/22 9:03:22 PM
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God wish he would just go away
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ScazarMeltex
08/16/22 9:05:13 PM
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Imagine being the richest dude on the planet and spending your time shitposting on twitter like some sort of goddamn CEman.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
08/16/22 9:08:32 PM
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Just ordered 160 shares of Manchester United (MANU) stock!

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Bishop9800
08/16/22 9:09:26 PM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
Just ordered 160 shares of Manchester United (MANU) stock!


You got money for stocks, but you can't pay what you owe?

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ShineboxPhil
08/16/22 9:10:00 PM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
Just ordered 160 shares of Manchester United (MANU) stock!


Did you also purchase the Harry Maguire bottlejob NFT?

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Smashingpmkns
08/16/22 9:11:01 PM
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So he's not going to buy it

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Antifar
08/16/22 9:11:28 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
So he's not going to buy it


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ShineboxPhil
08/16/22 9:13:17 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
So he's not going to buy it

Why buy a shit team like United when you can buy Brentford who battered them 4-0 for way less.

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ColdRainAndSnow
08/16/22 9:13:45 PM
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bitch can't even buy Twitter, how is he going to buy Man U

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meralonne
08/16/22 9:17:40 PM
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Irony posted...
RIP Man United
Theyre already dead in the water. Ronaldo is willing to play for fucking Athletico Madrid to gtfo of Manchester and nobody in their right mind wants to sign for them.

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CADE_FOSTER
08/16/22 9:18:45 PM
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he could buy all that shit he never does he is the worlds biggest troll and attention whore
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ShineboxPhil
08/16/22 9:21:15 PM
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gLoRy GlOrY mAN uNiTeD!!!

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
08/16/22 9:24:45 PM
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Bishop9800 posted...
You got money for stocks, but you can't pay what you owe?

still waiting on @JordanStout to pay me my $1 million

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hockeybub89
08/16/22 9:26:33 PM
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Elon Musk should have all of his money taken away for being a fucking knob

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PiOverlord
08/16/22 9:30:03 PM
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More like he'd say he's going to buy it, and then wimp out.

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Master_Bass
08/16/22 9:30:43 PM
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I hope he wastes billions more backing out of this deal too.

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Heineken14
08/16/22 9:34:37 PM
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dancing_cactuar posted...
Oh, and sure you'll buy Manchester United, just like you bought twitter.


Lol, this.

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Pepys_Monster
08/16/22 9:44:02 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Imagine being the richest dude on the planet and spending your time shitposting on twitter like some sort of goddamn CEman.
You wouldn't?

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Bishop9800
08/16/22 9:47:07 PM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
still waiting on @JordanStout to pay me my $1 million


That's a personal problem......

Where's money?

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ShineboxPhil
08/16/22 9:50:29 PM
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meralonne posted...
Theyre already dead in the water. Ronaldo is willing to play for fucking Athletico Madrid to gtfo of Manchester and nobody in their right mind wants to sign for them.


Hard to believe this was once a legendary club at one time that regularly won titles year after year.

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Strider102
08/16/22 9:52:15 PM
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He'll just back out on the deal anyway when he decides they don't have enough fans, even after signing a legal binding contract.

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Blue_Target
08/16/22 9:55:06 PM
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My baby takes the morning train

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Strider102
08/16/22 9:55:51 PM
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Blue_Target posted...
My baby takes the morning train

He works from 9 to 5 and then

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MaxEffingBemis
08/17/22 8:11:49 AM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
Hard to believe this was once a legendary club at one time that regularly won titles year after year.
Oh well, Manchester is blue now baby

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ScazarMeltex
08/17/22 12:55:48 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
You wouldn't?
Lol god no. I'd never spend another minute here or on twitter. I'd be too busy doing every single thing I've ever wanted to do. There is so much to see and do in the world.

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WingsOfGood
08/17/22 12:57:06 PM
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Elon be like "gonna pretend to buy all these companies and then not do it!"
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Relinquished
08/17/22 1:56:10 PM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
there is no left half of the gop
*Mitt Romney has entered the chat*
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mybbqrules
08/17/22 3:30:04 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Imagine being the richest dude on the planet and spending your time shitposting on twitter like some sort of goddamn CEman.
This.

If I had billions of dollars I wouldn't even have twitter. I'd be too busy fucking supermodels in the Caribbean.

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million_suns
08/17/22 3:34:21 PM
#49:


ShineboxPhil posted...
Aw yes.
The great supporters of Man United from London England

See, I thought the Eurotrip Vinnie Jones thing could almost be an incredibly acute joke, given the running gag that most United supporters live south of the Watford Gap.

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meralonne
08/17/22 3:37:48 PM
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Mitt Romney is not even remotely left lol

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