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Damn_Underscore
08/07/22 3:17:38 PM
#1:


if you dont hurry someone else will take them

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SamsungGearS2
08/07/22 3:18:39 PM
#2:


I just dont want to get married, Im happy being single.

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TheUmbersun
08/07/22 3:19:05 PM
#3:


I've never even been in a relationship.
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Patty_Fleur
08/07/22 3:19:28 PM
#4:


My penis is small.
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Gobstoppers12
08/07/22 3:22:29 PM
#5:


My girlfriend doesn't really care about marriage, and neither do I.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
08/07/22 3:26:08 PM
#6:


too much responsibility

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JTilly
08/07/22 3:26:46 PM
#7:


Im waiting for the right woman for me tbh

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hockeybub89
08/07/22 3:27:23 PM
#8:


Because I am a kissless virgin and think marriage is little more than a way to save money on taxes

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TomClark
08/07/22 3:28:35 PM
#9:


I'm engaged

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TheOtherMike
08/07/22 3:29:07 PM
#10:


I'm on my third marriage.

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Ratchetrockon
08/07/22 3:30:11 PM
#11:


Because

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BloodMoon7
08/07/22 3:31:13 PM
#12:


I'd rather suck off a cactus.

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kage_53
08/07/22 3:33:46 PM
#13:


Because I like casual sex more than marriage.
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Trumpo
08/07/22 3:35:38 PM
#16:


There's couples who never marry

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RaulJenkins
08/07/22 3:36:23 PM
#17:


Forever alone :(

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