Current Events > James Webb Telescope image revealed as slice of chorizo

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pogo_rabid 08/05/22 8:21:08 AM #1:	https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-08-05/french-scientist-apologises-for-chorizo-star-joke/101305334 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/1/AAd2inAADh-N.png --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:967087919] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-08-05/french-scientist-apologises-for-chorizo-star-joke/101305334https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/1/AAd2inAADh-N.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 08/05/22 8:22:07 AM #2:	TC... Why are you doing this? --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:967087934] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>TC... Why are you doing this? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 08/05/22 8:22:42 AM #3:	LMAO, some people think Chapelles transphobia is just comedy, but passing off a slice of sausage as a star is inappropriate --- All that I am and all I'll ever be is a brain in a body. <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:967087944] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>LMAO, some people think Chapelles transphobia is just comedy, but passing off a slice of sausage as a star is inappropriate </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkDaLunatic 08/05/22 8:25:28 AM #4:	what a fucking champion. the only people mad are the very ones who need to learn the lesson he's trying to teach here <cite>LinkDaLunatic posted [p:967087972] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>what a fucking champion. the only people mad are the very ones who need to learn the lesson he's trying to teach here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brotrrwinner 08/05/22 8:28:58 AM #5:	This shows how east it is to fool the common rabble --- September 21st, 2008 Never forget <cite>brotrrwinner posted [p:967088017] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>This shows how east it is to fool the common rabble </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/05/22 8:31:38 AM #6:	LinkDaLunatic posted... what a fucking champion. the only people mad are the very ones who need to learn the lesson he's trying to teach here Don't trust NASA? <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:967088053] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>LinkDaLunatic posted... </cite> <quote>what a fucking champion. the only people mad are the very ones who need to learn the lesson he's trying to teach here</quote> Don't trust NASA? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkDaLunatic 08/05/22 8:33:31 AM #8:	WingsOfGood posted... Don't trust NASA? wow if that's really your take <cite>LinkDaLunatic posted [p:967088077] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>Don't trust NASA?</quote>wow if that's really your take </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CARRRNE_ASADA 08/05/22 8:34:33 AM #9:	That is just funny haha --- SEXY SEXY! <cite>CARRRNE_ASADA posted [p:967088091] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>That is just funny haha </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 08/05/22 8:42:01 AM #10:	WingsOfGood posted... Don't trust NASA? WTF? @WingsOfGood --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:967088218] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>Don't trust NASA?</quote> WTF? @WingsOfGood </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 08/05/22 9:02:56 AM #11:	pics of the sausage nebula make me hangry. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:967088534] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>pics of the sausage nebula make me hangry. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 08/05/22 11:01:50 AM #12:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/5/AAEhCpAADh__.jpg <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:967090737] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/5/AAEhCpAADh__.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 08/05/22 11:06:55 AM #13:	Lmao --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:967090827] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>Lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 08/05/22 11:07:57 AM #14:	Thats a big ass chorizo if you need a telescope to see it tho --- SHE: In black of night, a die is cast, heavens overflow with stars HER: All is light, all is ash, you must become just as you are <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:967090850] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>Thats a big ass chorizo if you need a telescope to see it tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 08/05/22 11:12:12 AM #15:	DespondentDeity posted... Thats a big ass chorizo if you need a telescope to see it tho The James Web Telescope is on a Lagrange Point thats on the opposite side of the sun so it would be a sausage eclipse that would blind you. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:967090916] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>DespondentDeity posted... </cite> <quote>Thats a big ass chorizo if you need a telescope to see it tho</quote>The James Web Telescope is on a Lagrange Point thats on the opposite side of the sun so it would be a sausage eclipse that would blind you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/05/22 11:25:29 AM #16:	spikethedevil posted... WTF? @WingsOfGood ? LinkDaLunatic posted... what a fucking champion. the only people mad are the very ones who need to learn the lesson he's trying to teach here Think carefully, who is mad? Not crazy trumper conspiracists. This wasn't my take I am asking this user if this is the lesson they implied. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:967091206] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite> <quote>WTF? @WingsOfGood</quote> ? LinkDaLunatic posted... </cite> <quote>what a fucking champion. the only people mad are the very ones who need to learn the lesson he's trying to teach here</quote> Think carefully, who is mad? Not crazy trumper conspiracists. This wasn't my take I am asking this user if this is the lesson they implied. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 08/05/22 11:26:25 AM #17:	Questionmarktarius posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/5/AAEhCpAADh__.jpg Wtf that's my nipple --- Heaven Denied & Destiny Declined <cite>Touch posted [p:967091225] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/5/AAEhCpAADh__.jpg</quote>Wtf that's my nipple </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/05/22 11:32:36 AM #18:	I'm still not convinced that Macbeth isn't actually a chocolate chip cookie https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/7/AAN5R1AADiAV.png --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:967091351] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>I'm still not convinced that Macbeth isn't actually a chocolate chip cookie https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/7/AAN5R1AADiAV.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
COVxy 08/05/22 11:36:31 AM #19:	WingsOfGood posted... No need to get big mad just because you got fooled by a silly sausage. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:967091418] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> No need to get big mad just because you got fooled by a silly sausage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/05/22 11:38:49 AM #20:	Earth is sometimes referred to as "Blue Marble", why can't Proxima Centauri be known as "Chorizo Sausage"? --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:967091463] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>Earth is sometimes referred to as "Blue Marble", why can't Proxima Centauri be known as "Chorizo Sausage"? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 08/05/22 11:39:36 AM #21:	Today I learned: Youre only allowed to teach people a well-deserved lesson if they support Trump. <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:967091479] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>Today I learned: Youre only allowed to teach people a well-deserved lesson if they support Trump. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kirbymuncher 08/05/22 11:44:48 AM #22:	LinkDaLunatic posted... wow if that's really your take I dunno I can sort of understand it in these circumstances? not only is it coming from someone in a position who should not be lying about things in the first place, it's also a particular sort of information that is essentially fully concentrated in a select few group of people. it's not really something that can easily be independently verified by your average person how certain are you that no other images shown from this telescope so far are fake, and why? --- THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF <cite>kirbymuncher posted [p:967091583] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>LinkDaLunatic posted... </cite> <quote>wow if that's really your take </quote>I dunno I can sort of understand it in these circumstances? not only is it coming from someone in a position who should not be lying about things in the first place, it's also a particular sort of information that is essentially fully concentrated in a select few group of people. it's not really something that can easily be independently verified by your average person how certain are you that no other images shown from this telescope so far are fake, and why? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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COVxy 08/05/22 12:01:51 PM #25:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Professionalism is probably pretty bad for communication and equity in science outreach, tbh. I think the fact that scientists feel comfortable to make jokes and discuss their work conversationally on twitter is a good thing. Could be better, but appealing to stuffy professionalism isn't the right call. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:967091963] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Professionalism is probably pretty bad for communication and equity in science outreach, tbh. I think the fact that scientists feel comfortable to make jokes and discuss their work conversationally on twitter is a good thing. Could be better, but appealing to stuffy professionalism isn't the right call. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shamino 08/05/22 12:03:31 PM #26:	Questionmarktarius posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/5/AAEhCpAADh__.jpg I think it's fair to point out that if a person were told this was a picture of a star they would agree. Not because they are gullible, but because it does look closely enough to a picture of the sun with a different color scheme than normal and an astronomer is backing up the claim. Not only that, but how would you even research this to discover it isn't chorizo? You would have absolutely no reason to think "This isn't a star, I bet it's sausage, I'll get to the bottom of this and find out what kind!" This reminds me of the infamous 1=0 meme in math. A person will see a bunch of math that seems reasonable, to the point that 1=0, only to find out it isn't possible because you can't manipulate numbers in this particular way in a divergent series. (math people, if I explained it wrong or you can do better let me know) --- Nintendrone/PC Elitist 16 GB 6700k GTX 1070 Cards/Suns/'Yotes/Diamondbacks/ASU Fan <cite>Shamino posted [p:967092000] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/5/AAEhCpAADh__.jpg</quote> I think it's fair to point out that if a person were told this was a picture of a star they would agree. Not because they are gullible, but because it does look closely enough to a picture of the sun with a different color scheme than normal and an astronomer is backing up the claim. Not only that, but how would you even research this to discover it isn't chorizo? You would have absolutely no reason to think "This isn't a star, I bet it's sausage, I'll get to the bottom of this and find out what kind!" This reminds me of the infamous 1=0 meme in math. A person will see a bunch of math that seems reasonable, to the point that 1=0, only to find out it isn't possible because you can't manipulate numbers in this particular way in a divergent series. (math people, if I explained it wrong or you can do better let me know) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/05/22 12:03:56 PM #27:	kirbymuncher posted... I dunno I can sort of understand it in these circumstances? not only is it coming from someone in a position who should not be lying about things in the first place, it's also a particular sort of information that is essentially fully concentrated in a select few group of people. it's not really something that can easily be independently verified by your average person how certain are you that no other images shown from this telescope so far are fake, and why? How can we be 100% certain that reality itself isn't some huge con? --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:967092013] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>kirbymuncher posted... </cite> <quote>I dunno I can sort of understand it in these circumstances? not only is it coming from someone in a position who should not be lying about things in the first place, it's also a particular sort of information that is essentially fully concentrated in a select few group of people. it's not really something that can easily be independently verified by your average person how certain are you that no other images shown from this telescope so far are fake, and why?</quote> How can we be 100% certain that reality itself isn't some huge con? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 08/05/22 12:04:47 PM #28:	Damn wtf. This just reinforces the beliefs of those conspiracy theorist ppl like my Uncle --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:967092029] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>Damn wtf. This just reinforces the beliefs of those conspiracy theorist ppl like my Uncle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 08/05/22 12:05:53 PM #30:	Ratchetrockon posted... Damn wtf. This just reinforces the beliefs of those conspiracy theorist ppl like my Uncle Yep <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:967092052] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>Ratchetrockon posted... </cite> <quote>Damn wtf. This just reinforces the beliefs of those conspiracy theorist ppl like my Uncle </quote> Yep </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/05/22 12:06:52 PM #31:	COVxy posted... No need to get big mad just because you got fooled by a silly sausage. Woa covxy is anti-nasa conspiravist now?!! <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:967092077] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>COVxy posted... </cite> <quote>No need to get big mad just because you got fooled by a silly sausage.</quote> Woa covxy is anti-nasa conspiravist now?!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EmbraceOfDeath 08/05/22 12:08:08 PM #33:	Lmao people so buttmad they fell for it. --- No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth, he shall walk. <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:967092110] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>Lmao people so buttmad they fell for it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sczoyd 08/05/22 12:08:51 PM #34:	It's funny but he's helping out the anti-science nuts, so I wish he'd keep it limited to April 1st... --- "No merkins? Fie on thee." - zhukov1943 WoT <cite>Sczoyd posted [p:967092124] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>It's funny but he's helping out the anti-science nuts, so I wish he'd keep it limited to April 1st... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
buns 08/05/22 12:11:35 PM #35:	actually funny as shit <cite>buns posted [p:967092176] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>actually funny as shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Butterfiles 08/05/22 12:11:51 PM #36:	https://youtu.be/zlq9pFs-Fts --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun CEO of Antifa <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:967092182] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/zlq9pFs-Fts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 08/05/22 12:15:18 PM #37:	I didn't read what site the link was and figured the picture of the article was from some satire site. Lmao that this is a real prank. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:967092247] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>I didn't read what site the link was and figured the picture of the article was from some satire site. Lmao that this is a real prank. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
COVxy 08/05/22 12:15:52 PM #38:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Because people can't and don't want to engage with text that reads like a terms of service agreement. And generally dislike stuffy authority figures. Irreverant joking is certainly a part of what happens when you break down the professionalism wall. Like, I haven't been in a lab that doesn't joke like this, but it's not like that's seen by the public. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:967092262] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Because people can't and don't want to engage with text that reads like a terms of service agreement. And generally dislike stuffy authority figures. Irreverant joking is certainly a part of what happens when you break down the professionalism wall. Like, I haven't been in a lab that doesn't joke like this, but it's not like that's seen by the public. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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COVxy 08/05/22 12:26:53 PM #40:	Jokes, as we know, are most funny when they are pointed out. Come on now, this is so innocent and probably immediately clear if you were to just look into the thread. The fact that people are upset is just an underlying insecurity about feeling dumb. But like, no need to feel dumb. This picture of a slice of chorizo is pretty beautiful too. Completely reasonable to feel awe when looking deep into its spicy meaty delicious insides. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:967092471] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>Jokes, as we know, are most funny when they are pointed out. Come on now, this is so innocent and probably immediately clear if you were to just look into the thread. The fact that people are upset is just an underlying insecurity about feeling dumb. But like, no need to feel dumb. This picture of a slice of chorizo is pretty beautiful too. Completely reasonable to feel awe when looking deep into its spicy meaty delicious insides. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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COVxy 08/05/22 12:42:48 PM #42:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] And then what's the harm? Somebody goes around thinking a circular red object was a planet. What possible harm comes from that? The complaints only happen after people, in fact, find out that it was a little joke. Because it's not an issue of spreading misinformation, but an issue of people feeling embarassed. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:967092791] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> And then what's the harm? Somebody goes around thinking a circular red object was a planet. What possible harm comes from that? The complaints only happen after people, in fact, find out that it was a little joke. Because it's not an issue of spreading misinformation, but an issue of people feeling embarassed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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COVxy 08/05/22 1:08:21 PM #44:	Not a hill to die on, just a point being discussed? Calm yourself lol. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:967093380] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>Not a hill to die on, just a point being discussed? Calm yourself lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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COVxy 08/05/22 1:22:46 PM #46:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Because you described discussion of a twitter joke as "a hill to die on" as if this discussion was making me look terrible. Sounds like you are elevating the seriousness of the discussion lol. Next you're gonna call my response a melty and it's CE101. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:967093698] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Because you described discussion of a twitter joke as "a hill to die on" as if this discussion was making me look terrible. Sounds like you are elevating the seriousness of the discussion lol. Next you're gonna call my response a melty and it's CE101. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shamino 08/05/22 2:02:22 PM #48:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/7/AAeB0AAADiCX.jpg Actual pic of our sun --- Nintendrone/PC Elitist 16 GB 6700k GTX 1070 Cards/Suns/'Yotes/Diamondbacks/ASU Fan <cite>Shamino posted [p:967094546] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/7/AAeB0AAADiCX.jpg Actual pic of our sun </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 08/05/22 2:33:14 PM #49:	Shamino posted... Actual pic of our sun That's one spicy sausage. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:967095253] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>Shamino posted... </cite> <quote>Actual pic of our sun</quote>That's one spicy sausage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shamino 08/05/22 2:34:57 PM #50:	Questionmarktarius posted... That's one spicy sausage. "The Sun is the Sun! I can see where it is!" --- Nintendrone/PC Elitist 16 GB 6700k GTX 1070 Cards/Suns/'Yotes/Diamondbacks/ASU Fan <cite>Shamino posted [p:967095289] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>That's one spicy sausage.</quote> "The Sun is the Sun! I can see where it is!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
buns 08/06/22 5:15:56 PM #51:	<cite>buns posted [p:967121617] in James Webb... [t:80119320]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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