Current Events > my girlfriend is 27 and still tells stories like a 4 year old

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KhlavicLanguage 07/30/22 1:00:26 AM #1:	10% story 90% completely irrelevant outside context/details that create their own further fractals of other irrelevant outside context/details "how was your day" will turn into a 35 minute completely uninterrupted rant on everything from what was for breakfast to what was on the radio at work to what her mom said on the phone to what her mom said at her 15th birthday party that she never apologized to blah blah blah and then there's me, too much of a sweetheart to say anything about it because i know it's only because she loves talking to me <cite>KhlavicLanguage posted [p:966936016] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>10% story 90% completely irrelevant outside context/details that create their own further fractals of other irrelevant outside context/details "how was your day" will turn into a 35 minute completely uninterrupted rant on everything from what was for breakfast to what was on the radio at work to what her mom said on the phone to what her mom said at her 15th birthday party that she never apologized to blah blah blah and then there's me, too much of a sweetheart to say anything about it because i know it's only because she loves talking to me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 07/30/22 1:03:36 AM #2:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/8/AAJmR2AADgfA.jpg --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:966936058] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/8/AAJmR2AADgfA.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 07/30/22 1:04:41 AM #3:	tell her, not us <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:966936069] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>tell her, not us </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 07/30/22 1:11:19 AM #4:	Probably ADD --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:966936152] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>Probably ADD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tote_All_ 07/30/22 1:16:56 AM #5:	Arcanine2009 posted... Probably ADD Shut the fuck up. <cite>Tote_All_ posted [p:966936210] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine2009 posted... </cite> <quote>Probably ADD</quote> Shut the fuck up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 07/30/22 1:49:08 AM #6:	Hey, yeah. Its also that way when theyre asking for advice. They need to weave the epic tale before theyll even tell you what the problem is. Also, it goes all Tarantino with time jumps all over the place and half the time you dont know the beginning until the end. I enjoy asking questions about details of the weird side tangent stuff. Theyll be telling you about an argument with her sister, mentions the salad, and I ask if it had tomatoes. It lets her know Im listening and keeps me engaged. It also keeps her on her toes. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:966936630] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>Hey, yeah. Its also that way when theyre asking for advice. They need to weave the epic tale before theyll even tell you what the problem is. Also, it goes all Tarantino with time jumps all over the place and half the time you dont know the beginning until the end. I enjoy asking questions about details of the weird side tangent stuff. Theyll be telling you about an argument with her sister, mentions the salad, and I ask if it had tomatoes. It lets her know Im listening and keeps me engaged. It also keeps her on her toes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
unknownhombre 07/30/22 1:50:06 AM #7:	Arcanine2009 posted... Probably ADD ADHD, but yeah...it could be that. --- "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, still exists." <cite>unknownhombre posted [p:966936640] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine2009 posted... </cite> <quote>Probably ADD</quote> ADHD, but yeah...it could be that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 07/30/22 1:52:00 AM #8:	Your description is basically how I felt about the OP --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:966936666] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>Your description is basically how I felt about the OP </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 07/30/22 1:52:35 AM #9:	Sounds like Trump --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:966936672] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like Trump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rharyx211 07/30/22 1:53:22 AM #10:	Break up with her, then. --- Watch "Final Fantasy XV Abridged" and "Kingdom Hearts Abridged" right here! https://www.youtube.com/user/mcknett3 <cite>Rharyx211 posted [p:966936682] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>Break up with her, then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 07/30/22 2:02:06 AM #12:	KhlavicLanguage posted... 10% story 90% completely irrelevant outside context/details that create their own further fractals of other irrelevant outside context/details "how was your day" will turn into a 35 minute completely uninterrupted rant on everything from what was for breakfast to what was on the radio at work to what her mom said on the phone to what her mom said at her 15th birthday party that she never apologized to blah blah blah and then there's me, too much of a sweetheart to say anything about it because i know it's only because she loves talking to me So you don't absolutely dote over her and enjoy when she does that? You're not the one for her, sorry. She needs someone who will fully embrace her quirks and eccentricities and foibles. As do you. But if you can't stand something as banal as that, are you really in love with her or just what she does for you? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:966936770] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>KhlavicLanguage posted... </cite> <quote>10% story 90% completely irrelevant outside context/details that create their own further fractals of other irrelevant outside context/details "how was your day" will turn into a 35 minute completely uninterrupted rant on everything from what was for breakfast to what was on the radio at work to what her mom said on the phone to what her mom said at her 15th birthday party that she never apologized to blah blah blah and then there's me, too much of a sweetheart to say anything about it because i know it's only because she loves talking to me</quote>So you don't absolutely dote over her and enjoy when she does that? You're not the one for her, sorry. She needs someone who will fully embrace her quirks and eccentricities and foibles. As do you. But if you can't stand something as banal as that, are you really in love with her or just what she does for you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bananana 07/30/22 2:18:40 AM #13:	if all of those were things she thought about through the day, it seems like a fine response to how was your day, even if you personally would not answer with so much detail this is not a dig on you, i just dont see how these details are irrelevant --- http://error1355.com/ce/Bananana.html <cite>Bananana posted [p:966936946] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>if all of those were things she thought about through the day, it seems like a fine response to how was your day, even if you personally would not answer with so much detail this is not a dig on you, i just dont see how these details are irrelevant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KhlavicLanguage 07/30/22 2:20:08 AM #14:	gunplagirl posted... So you don't absolutely dote over her and enjoy when she does that? You're not the one for her, sorry. She needs someone who will fully embrace her quirks and eccentricities and foibles. As do you. But if you can't stand something as banal as that, are you really in love with her or just what she does for you? what a bizarre and presumptuous post lmao, i love this place <cite>KhlavicLanguage posted [p:966936967] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>So you don't absolutely dote over her and enjoy when she does that? You're not the one for her, sorry. She needs someone who will fully embrace her quirks and eccentricities and foibles. As do you. But if you can't stand something as banal as that, are you really in love with her or just what she does for you?</quote>what a bizarre and presumptuous post lmao, i love this place </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Etna 07/30/22 2:20:38 AM #15:	Next time she does it just vomit all over her like Kevin spacey in seven --- https://i.imgur.com/OlKhtDy.gif https://i.imgur.com/ZtoMK5o.gif https://i.imgur.com/74NcmdK.gif https://i.imgur.com/UOQ9An8.mp4 <cite>Etna posted [p:966936975] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>Next time she does it just vomit all over her like Kevin spacey in seven </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 07/30/22 2:20:44 AM #16:	KhlavicLanguage posted... what a bizarre and presumptuous post lmao, i love this place It's gunplagirl's shtick. You'll get used to it. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:966936978] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>KhlavicLanguage posted...</cite> <quote>what a bizarre and presumptuous post lmao, i love this place </quote> It's gunplagirl's shtick. You'll get used to it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KhlavicLanguage 07/30/22 2:20:56 AM #17:	TheGoldenEel posted... Your description is basically how I felt about the OP took you 35 minutes to read that? sucks bro <cite>KhlavicLanguage posted [p:966936980] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>TheGoldenEel posted... </cite> <quote>Your description is basically how I felt about the OP</quote>took you 35 minutes to read that? sucks bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack 07/30/22 2:21:23 AM #18:	What a boring ass topic, you two deserve each other --- http://i.imgur.com/plA0Vg9.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/dgK22exekwOLm/giphy.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:966936984] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>What a boring ass topic, you two deserve each other </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KhlavicLanguage 07/30/22 2:21:44 AM #19:	BignutzisBack posted... What a boring ass topic, you two deserve each other the jerk store called etc etc pfh1001 posted... It's gunplagirl's shtick. You'll get used to it. gotcha <cite>KhlavicLanguage posted [p:966936989] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>BignutzisBack posted... </cite> <quote>What a boring ass topic, you two deserve each other</quote>the jerk store called etc etc pfh1001 posted... </cite> <quote>It's gunplagirl's shtick. You'll get used to it.</quote>gotcha </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem-man 07/30/22 2:23:17 AM #20:	Being able to speak to such details about daily questions like that is something I can't do at all. And yeah, I could see how it gets annoying to listen to at times --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem-man posted [p:966937006] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>Being able to speak to such details about daily questions like that is something I can't do at all. And yeah, I could see how it gets annoying to listen to at times </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KhlavicLanguage 07/30/22 2:25:07 AM #21:	emblem-man posted... Being able to speak to such details about daily questions like that is something I can't do at all. And yeah, I could see how it gets annoying to listen to at times no you don't understand, her and i are doomed and this is also the worst topic ever <cite>KhlavicLanguage posted [p:966937031] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>emblem-man posted... </cite> <quote>Being able to speak to such details about daily questions like that is something I can't do at all. And yeah, I could see how it gets annoying to listen to at times</quote>no you don't understand, her and i are doomed and this is also the worst topic ever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/30/22 2:28:32 AM #22:	I do that the other way around. Explain it all in maybe six words. Vastly more if I am drunk. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:966937065] in my girlfri... [t:80111710]...</cite> <quote>I do that the other way around. Explain it all in maybe six words. Vastly more if I am drunk. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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