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CanuckCowboy
07/25/22 4:26:22 PM
#51:


Well fuck it turns out I don't know you at all. Imma make a smacktoad alt now though.

I kean I won't cause I'm too lazy but I kinda wanna.

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Smackems
07/25/22 4:27:00 PM
#52:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Well fuck it turns out I don't know you at all. Imma make a smacktoad alt now though.

I kean I won't cause I'm too lazy but I kinda wanna.
Yeah turns out he knows me better than you, one of my best internet friends, does

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CanuckCowboy
07/25/22 4:29:35 PM
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He must be an empath.

Also holy fuck I hate that that word is a thing and some people will self identify as that. Congratulations... you can interpret human emotion. But now you saw a word for it and you think you've got some weird superpower.

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ChocoboMogALT
07/25/22 10:08:55 PM
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Do you like them hairy or shaved?

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Smackems
07/26/22 12:53:53 AM
#56:


ChocoboMogALT posted...
Do you like them hairy or shaved?
Shaved

She was completely fine with it btw

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TaylorHeinicke
07/26/22 12:25:14 PM
#57:


how'd it go

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aurlen
07/26/22 12:25:53 PM
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TaylorHeinicke posted...
how'd it go
Literally the post right before yours
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Smackems
07/26/22 12:27:46 PM
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aurlen posted...
Literally the post right before yours
It's cool, no worries

TaylorHeinicke posted...
how'd it go
She was accepting, but thought it was weird. Which it is. Completely and TOADALLY fine with it

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Apocalyptic
07/26/22 12:30:55 PM
#60:


ToadallyAwesome is just living rent free in your head, my man.

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Smackems
07/26/22 12:49:33 PM
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Apocalyptic posted...
ToadallyAwesome is just living rent free in your head, my man.
Oh you must be the alt. How's it going? Pretty good myself, though this medical mall is pretty boring

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Apocalyptic
07/26/22 12:51:26 PM
#62:


Smackems posted...
Oh you must be the alt. How's it going? Pretty good myself, though this medical mall is pretty boring

Oh, I'm not an alt. Just a lurker making an observation.

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Dan_Haren-
07/26/22 12:51:39 PM
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I don't have an armpit fetish but female pheromones drive me nuts. They are way more powerful than body odor and for that reason no woman smells bad to me, it just gets me more horny than disgusted.
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Smackems
07/26/22 12:55:28 PM
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Apocalyptic posted...
Oh, I'm not an alt. Just a lurker making an observation.
Whatever you say, but you don't know what someone living rent free in your head is if you think it's making fun of someone that was acting like a goober

Dan_Haren- posted...
I don't have an armpit fetish but female pheromones drive me nuts. They are way more powerful than body odor and for that reason no woman smells bad to me, it just gets me more horny than disgusted.
To each their own, but I can't be with someone that stank

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CanuckCowboy
07/26/22 1:13:24 PM
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Right?

The girl ive been seeing will say she's an empath and that she's picking up on stuff I don't know i feel. Fucking drives me nuts. I have to just stop talking to her... if you know what I feel better than I do theres no point trying to reassure you then is there?

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Apocalyptic
07/26/22 1:18:33 PM
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Smackems posted...
Whatever you say, but you don't know what someone living rent free in your head is if you think it's making fun of someone that was acting like a goober


Youre bringing him up even though he left the topic already. If what he said didnt bother you so much, then just stop bringing him up?

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nfearurspecimn
07/26/22 1:19:59 PM
#67:


tell her you want to lick her armpits

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Smackems
07/26/22 1:20:42 PM
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Apocalyptic posted...
Youre bringing him up even though he left the topic already. If what he said didnt bother you so much, then just stop bringing him up?
Because he made me laugh pretty hard. I like him. Good fella

CanuckCowboy posted...
Right?

The girl ive been seeing will say she's an empath and that she's picking up on stuff I don't know i feel. Fucking drives me nuts. I have to just stop talking to her... if you know what I feel better than I do theres no point trying to reassure you then is there?
What's this empath crap? Is it related to astrology

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CanuckCowboy
07/26/22 3:30:22 PM
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I dunno its dumb af imo. Its people who wanna feel special cause they have basic empathy essentially

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Smackems
07/26/22 3:39:15 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
I dunno its dumb af imo. Its people who wanna feel special cause they have basic empathy essentially
Un-special people sometimes find it hard to cope with being normal

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Robot2600
07/26/22 8:53:43 PM
#71:


maybe she'll let you wear a latex frog mask?

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Smackems
07/26/22 8:56:11 PM
#72:


Robot2600 posted...
maybe she'll let you wear a latex frog mask?
I did that with or without her consent. That's my everyday attire

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bsp77
07/26/22 9:05:11 PM
#73:


Glad it went well. Not sure why some people were like "der, don't tell her". My guess is they haven't had relationships because stating fetishes is fine as long as it doesn't seem truly disturbing or violent.

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Smackems
07/26/22 9:06:08 PM
#74:


bsp77 posted...
Glad it went well. Not sure why some people were like "der, don't tell her". My guess is they haven't had relationships because stating fetishes is fine as long as it doesn't seem truly disturbing or violent.
I brought it up in a humorous way

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The_Creep_2020
07/26/22 9:09:19 PM
#75:


Well, this topic got toadally weird

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bsp77
07/26/22 9:09:23 PM
#76:


Smackems posted...
I brought it up in a humorous way
Now I think it's story time

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Evening_Dragon
07/26/22 9:10:44 PM
#77:


What's with the random trash dog piling on tc
Fuck right off

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Smackems
07/26/22 9:13:36 PM
#78:


bsp77 posted...
Now I think it's story time
I.. think you'd have to know me irl lol. I'm really good at making awkward things and moments funny

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Smackems
07/26/22 9:14:04 PM
#79:


Evening_Dragon posted...
What's with the random trash dog piling on tc
Fuck right off
I like it

Trash me harder CEdaddy

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bsp77
07/26/22 9:15:04 PM
#80:


Smackems posted...
I like it

Trash me harder CEdaddy
Another fetish?

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Smackems
07/26/22 9:21:22 PM
#81:


bsp77 posted...
Another fetish?
Sure, why not. stomp me, mods

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