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BearlyWilling
07/04/22 4:53:32 PM
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I really have to hope you dont actually think anyone believes you when you drop a bit like that.

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Nerevar791
07/04/22 4:54:16 PM
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-BrokenSpiral- posted...
Unoriginal people who spend all their time online and cant think of anything outside of a lame bar.
Most first dates I go on are to a cocktail bar and they're always pretty good. Casual conversation in a public place over a drink or two is a great way to get to know someone and break the ice my man.

Also, there's a BIG difference between any old bar and an actual nice place that makes quality drinks. Obviously I'm talking about the latter.

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No_U_L7
07/04/22 4:55:13 PM
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BearlyWilling posted...
I really have to hope you dont actually think anyone believes you when you drop a bit like that.


that's why i didnt originally state it, but if ppl are gonna get mad, i have no problem sharing

in the end it really makes no difference, im still going on this date with this hottie and you're all sitting at home on your computers

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Tappor
07/04/22 4:56:56 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
lmao the negativity

wasnt gonna say anything cuz i didnt want to brag, but she's actually an olympic swimmer
At least try not to post blatantly fake shit

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HovaRex
07/04/22 4:57:08 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
ive started washing my sheets monthly now that i have in-unit laundry in my luxury condo
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Wait wait wait....you were pretending to do this rich dude gimmick, and you used fuckin coin laundry?! Did you take your dates out on food stamps too?

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ColdRainAndSnow
07/04/22 4:58:23 PM
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When he said she's an olympic swimmer

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SophisticatedExemplaryFinwhale-max-1mb.gif

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Murphiroth
07/04/22 4:58:33 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
i didnt want to brag

Biggest lie you've ever told, and you've told a lot.
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No_U_L7
07/04/22 4:58:55 PM
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HovaRex posted...

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Wait wait wait....you were pretending to do this rich dude gimmick, and you used fuckin coin laundry?! Did you take your dates out on food stamps too?


my apartment building had shared laundry

i had the money to buy but had just switched jobs and then market went up and then covid hit...i waited for the perfect opportunity to buy. got my luxury condo 25k below market with 2.25% interest rate so it worked out

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No_U_L7
07/04/22 5:00:53 PM
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actually now that im thinking about it, olympic-level is the right phrase, not olympic because she's never competed in the olympics but was on the national team and was trying to make the olympics (don't think she did)

(she's also not american btw)

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Nerevar791
07/04/22 5:02:10 PM
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Dude you have to find a better gimmick. How is this fulfilling for you.

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LeadPipeCinche
07/04/22 5:08:05 PM
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Vegys kept this lie up for 2hrs and some how not tired of it.
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ChrisTaka
07/04/22 7:57:41 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
im still going on this date with this hottie and you're all sitting at home on your computers

Actually I'm on my phone, get your facts straight, nerd.

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BearlyWilling
07/04/22 9:41:33 PM
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Bye OP

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