Current Events > i have a date with a 19 year old today

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but it's 4th and july and everything is closed

what are fun date activities we can do?

gonna be a challenge to even find a restaurant open for dinner

Why don't you play music from the year she was born? I suggest R Kelly's Ignition to start.

Bruh

The fact that your stories are all fake doesn't make them less creepy

Whats the weird obsession some people have with wanting attention so bad, they'll take it even when it overwhelmingly negative?

berlyman101 posted...

Why don't you play music from the year she was born? I suggest R Kelly's Ignition to start.

i refuse to believe ignition came out 19 years ago

C. Final answer.

wtf is with the negativity in this topic?

her age is relevant because she's under 21 and we can't go to bars otherwise i wouldve just omitted it

Just chill and show her your massive watch collection

Remember when TC used to use some guy's social media to post pictures that he pretended were him lol

What post 2 said, only instead of the actual song, play chappelle's parody version.

Make sure to tell her about your nuanced opinion that STIs/STDs aren't a big deal.

Nerevar791 posted...

Remember when TC used to use some guy's social media to post pictures that he pretended were him lol

that's still me, i just stopped feeling comfortable with putting pics of myself out in public

Murphiroth posted...

Make sure to tell her about your nuanced opinion that STIs/STDs aren't a big deal.

i never said they weren't a big deal wtf

TC aren't you like, 62 or something

ChrisTaka posted...

TC aren't you like, 62 or something

im 35, when im 62 ill be long retired

Congrats, TC

How come people who date younger women always make it a thing to lead with their age?

Are you scared we might assume you're dating someone your own age if you don't? Cause, that would be gross, huh.

4th and July

BeantownHero posted...

Whats the weird obsession some people have with wanting attention so bad, they'll take it even when it overwhelmingly negative?

It's funny watching people act upset over minor things.

No_U_L7 posted...

wtf is with the negativity in this topic?

her age is relevant because she's under 21 and we can't go to bars otherwise i wouldve just omitted it

who even goes on a date to a bar?

No, we got nothin' common
No, we can't dance together
No, we can't talk at all

Just the other day I was thinking "oh hey is no_u gone from the boards?"

Guess not.

KeeperOfShadows posted...

It's funny watching people act upset over minor things.

posting a picture of ketchup on a steak is one thing

maintaining the "creepy older guy with questionable dating ethics who is lying about his finances" gimmick is...something else

StarbucksWorker posted...

who even goes on a date to a bar?

What? lol.

Go have a picnic

No you dont

StarbucksWorker posted...

who even goes on a date to a bar?

wat lol

Nerevar791 posted...

What? lol.

i didnt stutter

I was going to suggest a picnic. Make it Pot Luck style. You get to taste some things she can make, she gets to taste some things you can make, and its decently romantic. I'm going on one tomorrow.

Ivany2008 posted...

I was going to suggest a picnic. Make it Pot Luck style. You get to taste some things she can make, she gets to taste some things you can make, and its decently romantic. I'm going on one tomorrow.

i cant make anything tho, ill just find a restaurant

StarbucksWorker is annoyed anytime anyone goes on a date anywhere other than Starbucks imo

No_U_L7 posted...

i cant make anything tho, ill just find a restaurant

anyone can make something. I have a few recipes that even someone half asleep can make. Just got to keep things simple, and not overcomplicate things.

For example, I make a Spanish style rice dish that's stupidly easy to make. Chipotle powder, Cumin, minced Garlic toasted in a hot pan for like 15-30 seconds, toss that in a rice cooker with already washed rice, half a can of san marzano tomatoes, and a little bit of honey or brown sugar. The sweetness is there to cut the heat, and a little bit of butter. Fluff with a fork at the end.

Not the best Spanish rice, but it gets the job done as a side. Plus it shows your significant other that took the time out to try and impress her.

you could make some soup

Ivany2008 posted...

anyone can make something. I have a few recipes that even someone half asleep can make. Just got to keep things simple, and not overcomplicate things.

For example, I make a Spanish style rice dish that's stupidly easy to make. Chipotle powder, Cumin, minced Garlic toasted in a hot pan for like 15-30 seconds, toss that in a rice cooker with already washed rice, half a can of san marzano tomatoes, and a little bit of honey or brown sugar. The sweetness is there to cut the heat, and a little bit of butter. Fluff with a fork at the end.

Not the best Spanish rice, but it gets the job done as a side. Plus it shows your significant other that took the time out to try and impress her.

i have never heard any of the bolded words before

You have the oddest gimmicks.

No_U_L7 posted...

that's still me, i just stopped feeling comfortable with putting pics of myself out in public

uh huh

StarbucksWorker posted...

who even goes on a date to a bar?

Unoriginal people who spend all their time online and cant think of anything outside of a lame bar.

I believe he's got a date w/ a 19 year old, but he's trying to pretend like she's the hottest thing, he got a date with the most busted chick and the only highlight for him is she is half his age lmao

ColdRainAndSnow posted...

I believe he's got a date w/ a 19 year old, but he's trying to pretend like she's the hottest thing, he got a date with the most busted chick and the only highlight for him is she is half his age lmao

lmao the negativity

wasnt gonna say anything cuz i didnt want to brag, but she's actually an olympic swimmer

ColdRainAndSnow posted...

I believe he's got a date w/ a 19 year old, but he's trying to pretend like she's the hottest thing, he got a date with the most busted chick and the only highlight for him is she is half his age lmao

I more meant the thing where he pretends hes never heard of minced garlic, or manual transmissions, and never washes his sheets.

CanuckCowboy posted...

I more meant the thing where he pretends hes never heard of minced garlic, or manual transmissions, and never washes his sheets.

ive started washing my sheets monthly now that i have in-unit laundry in my luxury condo

She's 19...take her to Dave & Busters

HovaRex posted...

She's 19...take her to Dave & Busters

closed on the 4th....

No_U_L7 posted...

lmao the negativity

wasnt gonna say anything cuz i didnt want to brag, but she's actually an olympic swimmer

Jfc man, stop making up dumb shit, you manage to make it more amd more cringy

MarcoRubio posted...

Jfc man, stop making up dumb shit, you manage to make it more amd more cringy

just telling the truth. can't get mad when some assaults me and i defend myself

Lost_All_Senses posted...

How come people who date younger women always make it a thing to lead with their age?

Because when you are making up stories to get reactions on the internet, you need to use the most provocative part of the lie to get the most reaction.