Current Events > Scenario: Your daughter is revealed to have been mass murdering supervillains.

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The police find a trapdoor in a random decrepit shack in the middle of the woods outside town after being alerted by a hiker's curious dogs. It leads to a basement which is just rammed full of corpses. Some fresh, some years old, just disrespectedly piled uptop of each other. Hidden from society.

Police examine the bodies and start indentifying them as the corpses of The Joker, Killer Croc, Deathstroke, Cheetah, Star Sapphire, Rupert Thorne, Dr Doom. Sinestro, Victor Zsasz, Tobias Whale, Poison Ivy, Kano, Reverse Flash, Grodd, Captain Cold, Hugo Strange, Parasite, Lady Shiva and Mongul among others

Everybody they identify has racked up quite the criminal record, has been reported missing and has sniper rifle bulletwounds in their heads as well as your 22 year old daughter's DNA all over the shack and bodies. This allows them to get a warrant to search your daughter's apartment where they find several guns and bullets that match the wounds found on the bodies. Her car also matches the tracks that lead to the shack.

It turns out your daughter has been murdering supervillains for years. Anti-climatically while they sit on the toilet or eat or go about their day. She just catches them off guard when they're alone and fucking killed them. This leads to police putting a nation-wide APB on her.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/1/AAZiH8AADWu_.jpg

You come home to find her sitting on your couch looking tired.

"I-i...I just wanted them to stop hurting people... The 'heroes' and courts just kept letting them go... People needed to sleep at night.." she says

How would you react?
What would you do?

breed her mom

Not even Superman or the Batman managed to get rid of them.

Thats my girl.

So, your daughter has god-like powers?

EbonTitanium posted...

So, your daughter has god-like powers?

Yeah she has this incredible device wherein if you point it at someone and pull the trigger, that person dies.

It's some hyper advanced Sci-Fi comic book stuff.

Does it pay well? Is she living her best life?

I'm disappointed that you didn't make up a bunch of supervillain names. That's the whole reason I entered the topic.

Xavier_On_High posted...

I'm disappointed that you didn't make up a bunch of supervillain names. That's the whole reason I entered the topic.

You want me to just list a bunch of random made up names?

That's weird

You'll enjoy this tho

https://i.imgur.com/AdOQ8kI.jpg

She killed the Joker? Give her a goddamn medal.

jumi posted...

She killed the Joker? Give her a goddamn medal.

Word.

as long as villains or their henchmen don't come after my family in fear and/or revenge, she can do so she pleases.

Tell her how proud I am of her yet upset she did not let me get in on that fun as the bodies would not have been found if I had been helping her.

g0ldie posted...

as long as villains or their henchmen don't come after my family in fear and/or revenge, she can do so she pleases.

Well the police are after her now, let alone villains

oh no, she's killed us all!

I trained her well.

She killed Poison Ivy so she better look over her shoulder. Harley Quinn won't be happy

Her DNA?

Btw I'd ask her to watch and learn from Dexter on showtime. She needs to know how to destroy her bodies. You don't just leave em intact all piled up somewhere.

UnfairRepresent posted...

Yeah she has this incredible device wherein if you point it at someone and pull the trigger, that person dies.

It's some hyper advanced Sci-Fi comic book stuff.

I feel like at least someone with powers like Reverse Flash would be able to react in time

Rathinor posted...

I feel like at least someone with powers like Reverse Flash would be able to react in time

Maybe it was cold outside.

Rathinor posted...

I feel like at least someone with powers like Reverse Flash would be able to react in time

If she stood in front of him and was like "I'm going to point this gun at you and shoot you now." maybe

But if he is just taking a shit on the toilet or asleep and she caps him in the back of the head from 60 yards, he's gone.

I actually wouldn't pay her much attention because I personally thought the RE4 topic was more engaging than these scenario topics, these seem pretty uninspired lately and you don't seem that enthused yourself, the way you gave those eyeroll responses on the first page.

You can do it TC. You can take that dedication to making these and apply it to tearing RE4 down.

ViewtifulJoe posted...

I actually wouldn't pay her much attention because I personally thought the RE4 topic was more engaging than these scenario topics, these seem pretty uninspired lately and you don't seem that enthused yourself, the way you gave those eyeroll responses on the first page.

You can do it TC. You can take that dedication to making these and apply it to tearing RE4 down.

Failed alt switch

UnfairRepresent posted...

Dr Doom

You're joking, right?

Mongul, Dr Doom and Reverse Flash are never "off guard", neither is probably Grodd.

Mongul has like enough physical prowess to go 1-on-1 with Superman, no conventional Sniper Rifle no matter how high powered is taking him down.

Dr Doom, never removes his armor which makes him invulnerable to conventional weaponry.

Reverse Flash has superspeed -- if you have superspeed you have to have superspeed reactions.

Grodd has reactions that can rival the Flash, he ain't getting shot, either.

The daughter in-question must have some quasi-super power, if she's taken down such creatures with a sniper rifle.
She might get arrested, but she'll never be spending a day behind bars, she'll be getting employed to take down other such foes.

Dr Doom, never removes his armor which makes him invulnerable to conventional weaponry.

Eye holes.

Reverse Flash has superspeed -- if you have superspeed you have to have superspeed reactions.

Not if you're asleep. The bullet would be faster than the speed of sound, and would hit him before the bang reached his ears.

I turn her in.

jumi posted...

Not if you're asleep. The bullet would be faster than the speed of sound, and would hit him before the bang reached his ears.

I was going to say. Do all those dudes sleep?

If so then they are by definition off guard

UnfairRepresent posted...

I was going to say. Do all those dudes sleep?

If so then they are by definition off guard

Some of these guys are like this:

https://youtu.be/FLN3dPMyXeg

It doesn't matter if they're off guard, they're not dying to a bullet.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Some of these guys are like this:

https://youtu.be/FLN3dPMyXeg

It doesn't matter if they're off guard, they're not dying to a bullet.

https://youtu.be/ovkHXjK3vTM?t=47
https://youtu.be/i_OT-ahaYbQ?t=85

When you're sleepin' you're weaken

I don't know who Mongul is, but Dr. Doom, Reverse Flash, and Grodd could definitely be taken out by a bullet under the right conditions.

umm yeah im gonna have to call the avengers or justice league to put a stop to her

UnfairRepresent posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/1/AAZiH8AADWu_.jpg

What rifle is that?

UnfairRepresent posted...

When you're sleepin' you're weaken

The rock throw is filler, and even if it wasn't, different characters follow different rules. You need to try harder.

Ok, but what if she's only mass murdering supervillains who happen to be LGBT+?

pogo_rabid posted...

Ok, but what if she's only mass murdering supervillains who happen to be LGBT+?

If they're supetvillains why does that matter?

UnfairRepresent posted...

If they're supetvillains why does that matter?

sus

pogo_rabid posted...

sus

What supervillains are even pro LGBT anyway?

UnfairRepresent posted...

What supervillains are even pro LGBT anyway?

You're talking about make believe people. Just think up some.

That dude from Venture Bros.

jumi posted...

She killed the Joker? Give her a goddamn medal.

This. Not to mention guys like Mongul and Reverse Flash.

Maybe she can take down Darkseid while she's at it?

Solar_Crimson posted...

This. Not to mention guys like Mongul and Reverse Flash.

Maybe she can take down Darkseid while she's at it?

I think Darkseid is a little tougher than Joker

Extremely proud, but also, what kind of supervillain loses to guns so easily?

Guide posted...

Extremely proud, but also, what kind of supervillain loses to guns so easily?

Like 75% of DC ones

Guide posted...

Extremely proud, but also, what kind of supervillain loses to guns so easily?

Batman killed Darkseid with a gun once.

Solar_Crimson posted...

Batman killed Darkseid with a gun once.

That was zoom

Poorly posted...

That was zoom

Damn zoomers

Zikten posted...

Btw I'd ask her to watch and learn from Dexter on showtime. She needs to know how to destroy her bodies. You don't just leave em intact all piled up somewhere.

Didn't Dexter just chuck them in the Ocean?

And then they were all found?

So he did what American police do and framed a black guy

Kami_no_Kami posted...

Maybe it was cold outside.

Maybe there's no kind of atmosphere