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DarkRoast
06/04/22 3:40:03 PM
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If he had let the priest finish her prayer, the dragon would've interrupted the execution.

Moron.

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Crimsoness
06/04/22 3:40:37 PM
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But his ancestor were smiling on him

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DarkRoast
06/04/22 3:41:36 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
But his ancestor were smiling on him

(Goes to Valhalla)

Ancestors: "You're such a fucking moron, Eric"

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Kaiganeer
06/04/22 3:41:51 PM
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sentries

what do you see
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UnfairRepresent
06/05/22 10:16:37 AM
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Same as the guy who ran off and got shot in the ass

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DarkRoast
06/05/22 10:19:59 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Same as the guy who ran off and got shot in the ass

Hadvar: Hey check out this random guy
Rikke: Execute them too
Hadvar: Uh, ok


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Alucard188
06/05/22 10:21:56 AM
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I love Skyrim. It's the only game I've invested so much time into and have not beaten.

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Irony
06/05/22 10:23:49 AM
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I've probably spent more time downloading mods then actually playing it.

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Kitt
06/05/22 10:25:46 AM
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You say moron, I say he's based.

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spikethedevil
06/05/22 10:27:30 AM
#10:


DarkRoast posted...
If he had let the priest finish her prayer, the dragon would've interrupted the execution.

Moron.

What? The dragon interrupted it anyway.

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Lordgold666
06/05/22 10:29:02 AM
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I said, NEXT PRISONER

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DarkRoast
06/05/22 10:31:04 AM
#12:


spikethedevil posted...
What? The dragon interrupted it anyway.

Yeah but he would've interrupted it before anyone was executed.

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StarDestroyer
06/05/22 10:40:33 AM
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DarkRoasts ancestors clearly aren't smiling down on him.
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spikethedevil
06/05/22 10:41:04 AM
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Surprised its not a mod tbf.

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UnfairRepresent
06/05/22 10:48:20 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Surprised its not a mod tbf.
there's an alternative start mod

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DarkRoast
06/05/22 10:50:49 AM
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(Saves Roggvir)
(Roggvir stands there for a bit and then has a heart attack and dies)

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RetroGamer68
06/05/22 10:52:08 AM
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I wonder what they will simplify in the next game.
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Compsognathus
06/05/22 10:52:21 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
Hadvar: Hey check out this random guy
Rikke: Execute them too
Hadvar: Uh, ok
That wasn't Rikke. It was some other random Imperial.

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spikethedevil
06/05/22 11:16:41 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
there's an alternative start mod

Ive messed with it before and its pretty good imo.

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synth_real
06/05/22 11:45:19 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
If he had let the priest finish her prayer, the dragon would've interrupted the execution.

Moron.
Almost everybody died in the dragon attack anyway. Beheading is probably a nicer death than being set on fire or buried in rubble.

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thronedfire2
06/05/22 11:46:25 AM
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my favorite part is how the imperial guy wants me to go with him but he's still calling me "prisoner" the whole time..yeah, I think I'll go with the guys who want to be free

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CryoForceOmelet
06/05/22 11:46:57 AM
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That intro really showed who Bethesda wanted you to root for and join (the Trumpers)

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MICHALECOLE
06/05/22 11:47:27 AM
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Ive bought Skyrim for four systems and still cant get into it

maybe I should stop buying it

or maybe I should buy it again and try it for a fifth time..
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Vicious_Dios
06/05/22 11:50:48 AM
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Lordgold666 posted...
I said, NEXT PRISONER


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UnfairRepresent
06/05/22 11:51:07 AM
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CryoForceOmelet posted...
That intro really showed who Bethesda wanted you to root for and join (the Trumpers)
People keep saying this despite how the Nords are short sighted idiots

The politics are pretty even handed

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Heartomaton
06/05/22 11:55:25 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


*Laughs in Kingdom Hearts, Metroid, Duke Nukem...*

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CryoForceOmelet
06/05/22 11:58:47 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
People keep saying this despite how the Nords are short sighted idiots
What indication do you get of that from the intro?

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_MorningStar
06/05/22 12:01:23 PM
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CryoForceOmelet posted...
That intro really showed who Bethesda wanted you to root for and join (the Trumpers)
Skyrim belong to the Nords.

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NeonOctopus
06/05/22 12:04:45 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6-P_gjC53M

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Vicious_Dios
06/05/22 12:08:32 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6-P_gjC53M



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LeperMessiahXX
06/05/22 12:12:27 PM
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He actually does live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2izlPk5OYI8

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NeonOctopus
06/05/22 12:15:06 PM
#33:


LeperMessiahXX posted...
He actually does live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2izlPk5OYI8
lmao I love Skyrim glitches

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Jagr_68
06/05/22 12:15:07 PM
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LeperMessiahXX posted...
He actually does live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2izlPk5OYI8

LOOOOL that quick reaction shot was brilliant

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prisonerd
06/05/22 12:15:51 PM
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the guard captain is 1 of my fave kills impaling her on shortsword is always nice

its not that i side with the nords its that i side against that guard captain the enemy of my enemy is my friend

bethesda couldve had vice captain guy push back more than he did i would b more likely 2 go with him if he had been even a little willing to risk his job
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AlmightyCheeks
06/05/22 12:27:49 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

you do realize they make other games right?

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UnholyMudcrab
06/05/22 12:38:20 PM
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He was a Stormcloak anyway. Nothing of value was lost.

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