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SwayM
05/20/22 2:21:36 AM
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let your damn pets sleep on the furniture.

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BlackOmnimon
05/20/22 2:22:36 AM
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They sleep on my bed under the sheets

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ellis123
05/20/22 2:22:52 AM
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Ye. He gave them the padding for sleeping on the dirt and rocks.

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Number090684
05/20/22 2:24:45 AM
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Disagree with the topic title. Stray dogs sleep on the ground and are mostly fine. Take care of your animals, but if they like the floor, if possible let them have it.
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Perascamin
05/20/22 2:34:22 AM
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If it's my pet I can decide whether or not ot gets to on my furniture that is not made for a hairy, slobbering, dirty animal to be on

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Lorenzo_2003
05/20/22 2:58:29 AM
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Hehe.

No.

They sleep outside. Dogs are not goldfish or hamsters that you can very easily clean their living quarters.

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Nukazie
05/20/22 3:04:59 AM
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why didnt god make some damned furniture

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viewmaster_pi
05/20/22 3:08:05 AM
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Nukazie posted...
why didnt god make some damned furniture
but jesus was a carpenter

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Pepys Monster
05/20/22 3:11:08 AM
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Dogs should sleep on a dog bed.

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SwayM
05/20/22 6:48:12 AM
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Perascamin posted...
If it's my pet I can decide whether or not ot gets to on my furniture that is not made for a hairy, slobbering, dirty animal to be on

The hair and slobber arent things you remember when theyre gone, and in the grand scheme of things, life being as short as it is, that shit dont matter one bit.

Being a total control freak to a creature that loves you unconditionally is your call, but a foolish one to make imho. But you do you.

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Irony
05/20/22 6:48:34 AM
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God made dogs not able to look up

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WrestlinFan
05/20/22 7:04:30 AM
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SwayM posted...
The hair and slobber arent things you remember when theyre gone, and in the grand scheme of things, life being as short as it is, that shit dont matter one bit.

Being a total control freak to a creature that loves you unconditionally is your call, but a foolish one to make imho. But you do you.
Maybe that shit don't matter to you one bit, it doesn't bother me either. Everyone has their own boundaries about cleanliness though, and it's not necessarily a choice.

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SwayM
05/20/22 7:10:20 AM
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WrestlinFan posted...
Maybe that shit don't matter to you one bit, it doesn't bother me either. Everyone has their own boundaries about cleanliness though, and it's not necessarily a choice.

I had a lab of 7 years, lost to cancer. Its whole life was a fight against shedding hair. Its been 2 years and I still find little pieces of him all over the house. But I would do it all again a thousand times for those moments together.

Its just fucking hair. It cleans.

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VandorLee
05/20/22 7:21:08 AM
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So i guess he made your mom hot so she could sleep in my bed.

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HagenEx
05/20/22 7:23:32 AM
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VandorLee posted...
So i guess he made your mom hot so she could sleep in my bed.

Gottem.

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WrestlinFan
05/20/22 7:29:40 AM
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SwayM posted...
I had a lab of 7 years, lost to cancer. Its whole life was a fight against shedding hair. Its been 2 years and I still find little pieces of him all over the house. But I would do it all again a thousand times for those moments together.

Its just fucking hair. It cleans.
Good for you. I'm glad taking care of a dog's hygiene was not an issue for you. Some people won't be able to handle all the hair (and the piss and the shit and the vomit and the drool and the billions of different ways animals can make a mess/be gross). I think it's understandable.

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The_Creep_2020
05/20/22 7:32:04 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/4/AAeu1yAADQEK.jpg
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emblem boy
05/20/22 7:32:11 AM
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Luckily the dog has stopped jumping on our bed and now sleeps on her dog bed.

The cats though... . Walking around everywhere.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/20/22 7:48:13 AM
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You can tell the people who love their pets and the ones who dont very easily here.

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gunplagirl
05/20/22 7:51:42 AM
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If you're cold, they're cold. Let them inside.
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WrestlinFan
05/20/22 8:05:37 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
You can tell the people who love their pets and the ones who dont very easily here.
I don't see any correlation.

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SwayM
05/20/22 8:58:04 AM
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VandorLee posted...
So i guess he made your mom hot so she could sleep in my bed.

Moronic comment of the day.

WrestlinFan posted...
I don't see any correlation.

Well then youre the people were talking about.

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Srk700
05/20/22 9:23:24 AM
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What if they choose to sleep on the floor?
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K181
05/20/22 9:30:10 AM
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God made wolves, but humans made dogs, though. So they can sleep where we say they can sleep.

Two of our dogs mostly sleep with our kids while our oldest dog sleeps in a chair in our master.

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SwayM
05/20/22 9:42:16 AM
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Srk700 posted...
What if they choose to sleep on the floor?

Thats obviously cool.

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WrestlinFan
05/20/22 10:04:06 AM
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SwayM posted...
Moronic comment of the day.

Well then youre the people were talking about.
Well then I think it's pretty fucking slimy to assume someone doesn't love their pets just because they prefer them off human furniture.

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nurlen
05/20/22 10:05:52 AM
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god didn't make dogs period

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The_Korey
05/20/22 10:14:24 AM
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God made wolves. We made dogs soft and kuddly.

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Freddie_Mercury
05/20/22 10:38:16 AM
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dogs dont go to heaven

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CE_gonna_CE
05/20/22 10:43:24 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/2/AAb05zAADQFs.jpg

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SwayM
05/20/22 11:16:52 AM
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WrestlinFan posted...
Well then I think it's pretty fucking slimy to assume someone doesn't love their pets just because they prefer them off human furniture.

Youre free to think that but the people who are super controlling about their pets weird me the fuck out. If you dont have any good reason to not let your pets on the furniture with you then youre just a control freak imho.

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Lorenzo_2003
05/20/22 6:59:55 PM
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SwayM posted...
Youre free to think that but the people who are super controlling about their pets weird me the fuck out. If you dont have any good reason to not let your pets on the furniture with you then youre just a control freak imho.

Speaking of things that weird us out

Am I the only one who finds it disturbing when a pet owner refers to their dog or cat as their son or daughter, or something similar?

I had a coworker who was telling me about her daughter and then kept referring to her daughters older sister, but I was so confused because I was pretty sure they didnt have another girl. It took me a minute to figure it out and then previous confusing conversations started to make more sense, but I could never stop thinking yeah, no, this woman is now talking about her Shih Tzu.

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Perascamin
05/21/22 7:08:33 AM
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SwayM posted...
I had a lab of 7 years, lost to cancer. Its whole life was a fight against shedding hair. Its been 2 years and I still find little pieces of him all over the house. But I would do it all again a thousand times for those moments together.

Its just fucking hair. It cleans.
It actually doesn't and it's considered property damage that's how dirty and musty it is.

Many places have to replace the carpet and bottom trim because it's cheaper than trying to clean it

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pikachupwnage
05/21/22 7:10:13 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/4/AAeu1yAADQEK.jpg
WANNA CUGGLE!

Looks like some kinda mutant RE zombie dog.

Like its mouth is gonna open wider then its whole head

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SwayM
05/21/22 7:23:51 AM
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Perascamin posted...
It actually doesn't and it's considered property damage that's how dirty and musty it is.

Many places have to replace the carpet and bottom trim because it's cheaper than trying to clean it

It does clean, but I own my own house and I dont have some idiot landlord with moronic rules like this to follow or worry about so thank goodness for that.

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Taharqa_
05/21/22 7:27:31 AM
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I don't allow animals in the kitchen or on the furniture. My dog never got on my bed, she had her own orthopedic bed.

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Trumble
05/21/22 7:47:10 AM
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God didn't make dogs full stop. Even if you believe in a God in general, dogs are the result of selective breeding by humans; at most, God made their ancestor.

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LinkFanatic
05/21/22 7:48:13 AM
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God doesn't exist though? :P

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SwayM
05/21/22 8:32:03 AM
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Trumble posted...
God didn't make dogs full stop. Even if you believe in a God in general, dogs are the result of selective breeding by humans; at most, God made their ancestor.

I dont believe in God. Therefore I can use him as a vague concept to get a point across.

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AablMind
05/21/22 8:59:27 AM
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If it's a dog with hair instead of fur (poodles, maltese, shih tzu) then yes. Otherwise, they can sleep on a bed specifically for them.

That's also in regards to them sleeping on my bed. Other furniture is fair game. I don't ever want to own a couch that's so nice I obsess over it getting dirty.

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random_man9119
05/21/22 9:13:17 AM
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My dog sleeps wherever she wants... Sometimes it's on my bed, other times it's on her bed or in her kennel or sometimes just the floor... She's not too picky...

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CE_gonna_CE
05/21/22 9:29:15 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/3/4/AAeu1yAADQEK.jpg

That dog actually doesnt look demonic at all in other, more normal pics.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/6/AAb05zAADQRo.jpg

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Perascamin
05/21/22 10:48:12 AM
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SwayM posted...
It does clean, but I own my own house and I dont have some idiot landlord with moronic rules like this to follow or worry about so thank goodness for that.
When you sell your house the realtor will consider it ad property damage lol

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SwayM
05/21/22 10:51:32 AM
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Perascamin posted...
When you sell your house the realtor will consider it ad property damage lol

I guess thats the next homeowners problem.

Btw youre literally on the line of thinking that dogs arent allowed in the house. Yiiiikes.

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Perascamin
05/21/22 10:58:43 AM
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SwayM posted...
I guess thats the next homeowners problem.

Btw youre literally on the line of thinking that dogs arent allowed in the house. Yiiiikes.
Keeping a big dog like a husky, lab, or shepard indoors is literally animal abuse imo

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SwayM
05/21/22 4:33:41 PM
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Perascamin posted...
Keeping a big dog like a husky, lab, or shepard indoors is literally animal abuse imo

LMFAO

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EricDraven
05/21/22 4:34:38 PM
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get em a soft dog bed and blankets

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FigureOfSpeech
05/21/22 4:42:35 PM
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what's god?

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I4NRulez
05/21/22 4:48:15 PM
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Perascamin posted...
Keeping a big dog like a husky, lab, or shepard indoors is literally animal abuse imo

No it isn't lol.

You just gotta make sure they get exercise

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