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UnfairRepresent
05/17/22 4:07:30 PM
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Aliens from beyond the moon appear out of no where and land of Jupiter. Before you could spell your name they've begun cultivating all the resources there.

Then they're like "What? You guys weren't doing anything with it."

And that's our introduction the knowledge that there is intelligent life out there.

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How would you react?
How do you think the world would react?

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K181
05/17/22 4:09:19 PM
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Wed be shit out of luck. Any species that could travel across the stars to Jupiter would be able to impose their will on us. We could dislike it all we can, but that wont do jack.

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uwnim
05/17/22 4:09:35 PM
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Oh, it is fire demon lady and not armless beaked aliens.

Id request an impact analysis. Got to make sure Jupiter getting exported wont fuck up the solar system.

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Were_Wyrm
05/17/22 4:12:36 PM
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I for one accept our new ELS overlords

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MabusIncarnate
05/17/22 4:16:41 PM
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I could see the USA trying to act like we own Jupiter and wind up getting our planet blown up

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eston
05/17/22 4:18:33 PM
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Good luck to them, they picked one of the hardest planets to mine

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electricbugs2
05/17/22 4:21:32 PM
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Im assuming you mean theyll colonize the moons right? Jupiter is a gas giant.

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Ryven
05/17/22 4:22:45 PM
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Id be like, all the power to you. Nobody owns Jupiter, go nuts.

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eston
05/17/22 4:24:12 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Im assuming you mean theyll colonize the moons right? Jupiter is a gas giant.
Maybe the aliens have a severe helium shortage

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DeadBankerDream
05/17/22 4:25:06 PM
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I then push UnfairRepresent into Jupiter.


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UnfairRepresent
05/17/22 4:26:26 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Im assuming you mean theyll colonize the moons right? Jupiter is a gas giant.
The aliens seem cool with that

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Irony
05/17/22 4:27:01 PM
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What kind of weird alien just spends all day harvesting fart gas

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CrimsonAngel
05/17/22 4:27:34 PM
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How long until humans fuck said aliens?

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Geiki Ganger
05/17/22 4:28:48 PM
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I would wait for the inevitable Twitter war where debates would rage on whether referring to them as "aliens" is offensive or not.

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Alteres
05/17/22 4:33:55 PM
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I dunno, isnt deep mining of gas giants a supposed good way to get He3?

Cant have them coming in here and stealing our star fuel and trapping us in system for all eternity, gotta be war.

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DeadBankerDream
05/17/22 4:35:17 PM
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Alteres posted...
I dunno, isnt deep mining of gas giants a supposed good way to get He3?
According to Mass Effect, Jupiter's deep gravity well and strong radiation makes it a poor candidate for such and Saturn and possibly even Uranus and Neptune would be better targets.

I have no reason to doubt the veracity of such.

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geshkigal
05/17/22 4:35:24 PM
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Irony posted...
What kind of weird alien just spends all day harvesting fart gas

SNIFFFF

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The Popo
05/17/22 4:44:49 PM
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Aliens: We utilize hydrogen and helium for its superb energy potential via fusion.

Us: We use helium for balloons. Tried it with hydrogen, but it burned up.

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Nukazie
05/17/22 4:46:50 PM
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i go to jupiter and stop it with all the money i dont have

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UnfairRepresent
05/18/22 1:56:16 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
According to Mass Effect, Jupiter's deep gravity well and strong radiation makes it a poor candidate for such and Saturn and possibly even Uranus and Neptune would be better targets.

I have no reason to doubt the veracity of such.

according to Mass Effect, Pluto is a planet


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