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Smackems
04/29/22 7:31:10 PM
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Multiplayer. Specifically how finicky the co-op can be, and INVASIONS

My god invasions are so annoying, especially if you get a fucker that draws the shit out for damn ever

And the co-op... Beat a boss and then you can't coop that area? Wtf

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RealityDose
04/29/22 7:32:32 PM
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as a PC player who got their account soft banned in DS3 because a 'coop' player had dropped a few items, fuck from soft.
fuck them
fuck their shitty ass netcode and stupid fuck attempt at multiplayer
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Mr_Mushroom
04/29/22 7:34:51 PM
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uhhh, have u tried gitting gud?

like, 4 real. 4 multiplayer, just get real friends and play with a password. or (if ur like me and friendless) sit in the corner and cry while failing constantly to summon help (then change ur connection settings in the main options menu, idr the default, but its either global or something else. changing it makes co-op way faster)
and yeah, invaders suck donkey balls-hizzles. ugh. like, just get outta my world, what are u? my mom? ugh. smack 'em across da head with bloodhoundstep + blood uchi and watch 'em cry like baby wuss.
and the last one? thats the case 4 all the from games, u casul.

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Smackems
04/29/22 8:11:34 PM
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Mr_Mushroom posted...
uhhh, have u tried gitting gud?

like, 4 real. 4 multiplayer, just get real friends and play with a password. or (if ur like me and friendless) sit in the corner and cry while failing constantly to summon help (then change ur connection settings in the main options menu, idr the default, but its either global or something else. changing it makes co-op way faster)
and yeah, invaders suck donkey balls-hizzles. ugh. like, just get outta my world, what are u? my mom? ugh. smack 'em across da head with bloodhoundstep + blood uchi and watch 'em cry like baby wuss.
and the last one? thats the case 4 all the from games, u casul.

Mr_Mushroom posted...
uhhh, have u tried gitting gud?

like, 4 real. 4 multiplayer, just get real friends and play with a password. or (if ur like me and friendless) sit in the corner and cry while failing constantly to summon help (then change ur connection settings in the main options menu, idr the default, but its either global or something else. changing it makes co-op way faster)
and yeah, invaders suck donkey balls-hizzles. ugh. like, just get outta my world, what are u? my mom? ugh. smack 'em across da head with bloodhoundstep + blood uchi and watch 'em cry like baby wuss.
and the last one? thats the case 4 all the from games, u casul.
I do play with a code

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Spiritlittle
04/29/22 8:13:27 PM
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The technical issues
The god awful multiplayer
The meh story and setting
The really short legacy dungeons

It's an 8/10 at best. It ain't close to Bloodborne perfection, that's for sure.

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BakonBitz
04/29/22 8:26:11 PM
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RealityDose posted...
as a PC player who got their account soft banned in DS3 because a 'coop' player had dropped a few items, fuck from soft.
fuck them
fuck their shitty ass netcode and stupid fuck attempt at multiplayer
Not to mention PC invaders have found ways to break your save. Fuck that.

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Mr_Mushroom
04/29/22 8:31:38 PM
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Smackems posted...
I do play with a code
are you on pc or console? pc has shit online but if youre on console try switching to no matching for cross-region/global play

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iron jojo
04/29/22 8:35:03 PM
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If you could play co-op without invaders it would be a perfect game.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/29/22 8:41:56 PM
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Only people with sour ballsweat need co-op partners.

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viewmaster_pi
04/29/22 8:52:15 PM
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i honestly don't like elden ring nearly as much as any of the dark soulses

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Biscotti
04/29/22 8:59:33 PM
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RealityDose posted...
as a PC player who got their account soft banned in DS3 because a 'coop' player had dropped a few items, fuck from soft.
fuck them
fuck their shitty ass netcode and stupid fuck attempt at multiplayer

I almost got banned for picking up some panties; I had to leave them in the lava at Volcano Manor. Sadness.

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Smackems
04/29/22 9:12:19 PM
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Mr_Mushroom posted...
are you on pc or console? pc has shit online but if youre on console try switching to no matching for cross-region/global play
Meant with a code to play with friends

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God_Of_Entirety
04/30/22 5:23:07 PM
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i dont think mp in this is supposed to be taken seriously, its kinda ass. its there for the novelty

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Zodd3224
04/30/22 5:40:51 PM
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Most of the content after the Capital is pretty lame. It's pretty close to a 10 up to that tho.

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Smackems
04/30/22 5:49:07 PM
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God_Of_Entirety posted...
i dont think mp in this is supposed to be taken seriously, its kinda ass. its there for the novelty
Ive been playing the hell out of it mp

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Biscotti
05/01/22 11:11:57 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Most of the content after the Capital is pretty lame. It's pretty close to a 10 up to that tho.

I feel the opposite; after-Capital is Tanimura land.

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