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Slayerblade11
02/12/22 11:58:23 AM
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Ruby/Sapphire- SNORLAXs typical day consists of nothing more than eating and sleeping. It is such a docile POKMON that there are children who use its expansive belly as a place to play.

Legends: Arceus - This glutton appears in villages without warning and devours the entirety of their rice granariessuch occurrences have long been counted among the gravest of disasters.

So all this time Snorlax has been portrayed as a gentle giant that allows children to use his belly as a trampoline. But in reality, it's a greedy asshole that bullies entire villages into giving it food and leaves countless people to starve. Pokemon Legends is shedding the light on how big a jerk Snorlax is. He has been a villain with good publicity all this time.
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Turbam
02/12/22 11:59:10 AM
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Fat Fuck Snorlax

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BurmesePenguin
02/12/22 11:59:30 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IgkZIXQS1xA
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WilliamPorygon
02/12/22 12:01:51 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
It is such a docile POKMON that there are children who use its expansive belly as a place to play.

They never stated whether they were playing on or in his belly

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viewmaster_pi
02/12/22 12:04:15 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IgkZIXQS1xA
two vegy?

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Rath_Attack
02/12/22 12:12:44 PM
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Slayerblade11 posted...
Ruby/Sapphire- SNORLAXs typical day consists of nothing more than eating and sleeping. It is such a docile POKMON that there are children who use its expansive belly as a place to play.

Legends: Arceus - This glutton appears in villages without warning and devours the entirety of their rice granariessuch occurrences have long been counted among the gravest of disasters.

So all this time Snorlax has been portrayed as a gentle giant that allows children to use his belly as a trampoline. But in reality, it's a greedy asshole that bullies entire villages into giving it food and leaves countless people to starve. Pokemon Legends is shedding the light on how big a jerk Snorlax is. He has been a villain with good publicity all this time.


Pretty sure weve known this about wild Snorlax for a long time. In fact Ash ended catching his to prevent it from going island to island eating out everything.

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viewmaster_pi
02/12/22 12:13:31 PM
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Rath_Attack posted...
going island to island eating out everything
you knew exactly how this sounded and chose to post it anyway

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