Current Events > I saw Error1355 at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.

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I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, Oh, like youre doing now? I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

*cringe*

Infetterance

Was he checking or bagging?

To be fair, you have to have a very high astrological transit to understand Tool. The lyrics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the Fibonacci Sequence most of the allusions will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Maynard's psychoanalytic outlook, which is deftly woven into his vocalizations- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Carl Jung literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the Peyote sensitivity to truly appreciate the depths of these themes, to realise that they're not just pretentious- they say something deep about ANAL. As a consequence people who dislike Tool truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the anti-pessimism in Maynard's apocalyptic mantra "Learn to Swim," which itself is a cryptic reference to Bill Hick's comedic epic Arizona Bay. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those Coke-sipping hookers scratching their penis heads in confusion as Reverend Keenan's genius wit unfolds itself on their picture discs. What jerkoffs.. how do I tolerate them?

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Maynard's Dick tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that their rectal temperatures are within 4 degrees of my own (preferably higher) before I insert my hand. Nothin personnel carrot

huh?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand why I am too lazy to find or make my own copy pasta for this topic.

Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low....
My mom called my doctor and said to him "Whats the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test". And just like that, my mom said Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it? and the doc said Today at 2pm. So, I didnt bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit (tight pantsUgh). My sister said Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail? The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed itbut I didnt.

In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

You know what, @ShockCrusty? Fucking shame on you. I've known for a long time that no amount of professionalism or respect is more important than Fucking Memes in this fucking scene, but I genuinely thought you guys above this shit. If you want to be treated like a real sport? Act like it. You wanna be treated like grown-ass adults? Act like one. And don't a goddamn ONE of you come at me like this is a fucking legit strat with fucking Ta1yo on the bench. It's pointlessly mean. It's a joke for which there is ZERO PUNCHLINE except "LOL look how bad this other team is" as if EVERYONE ON THE PLANET DOESN'T KNOW THIS TEAM IS BAD. It's tacky and rude to your fellow professionals, at least ONE of whom you still claim as "Shock fam". It's childish and petty and stupid and hurtful for absolutely NO GODDAMN REASON except to puff up your own egos. Because it's not enough just to win, or even just to be dominant, you can't have fun until someone else is hurt. I'm going to get a boatload of fucking neckbeards coming at me, mocking me for giving a shit, and I don't care. Just like I'm always mocked and insulted for actually giving a shit about the human beings in this league. Yes, the players going to laugh it off, because that's their job and they don't have a choice. That doesn't make it less shitty. It's an appalling lack of poor sportsmanship and everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves for being so goddamn childish. And if you were considering coming at me for this I suggest you shut the FUCK up and cry into your goddamn championship until you learn how not to be a sore fucking winner. I'm preemptively muting this thread because it's not a fucking argument.

I would like to apologize for my repeated attempts to discredit Error and weaken him in the eyes of Current Events. If I have hurt him or anyone else out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there's a drive into deep left field by LanHakari10 and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.

Did you see his massive penis practically bulging in his pants and made you self conscious about your small one?

fake

would be believable if the steelers were playing in the super bowl

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This story is fake. Error only says Beep Bep irl.

Next time I see any fad on this scale, I'll annihilate it to such an extent that you'll still be able to see the destruction when you close your eyes. I'll suspend every account involved, then scour their usermaps and suspend all related accounts. Then I'll hunt down any surviving accounts with posts on this board and suspend them if they're using the same IP as any of the suspended accounts. Then I'll check the usermaps of every suspended account once a day for a week and suspend any new accounts that show up.

Don't think I can, or don't think I will? Pfft. Try me.

Me & my friends made up a secret language based on GameCube.

Man, I hear all these poeple talk about how hardcrore they are to GameGube but can you top this? :D

Me and my friends have a secret language we made up using GC games and features. We just sat around bored one day cause we wanted to talk about hot girls without our parents hearing, so we came up with it.

For example:

That's awesome = "That's Cube-ular" (anything good or cool can be called "Cube-ular")

What's up = "Wavebird"

She's hot = "She's Samus"

Got any cigarattes? = "Got any Cubesticks?"

Did you do her? = "Did you insert the Memory Card?"

Look at her butt = "Check out the Cube handle"

Bye/ I gotta go = "Power off Cube"

My mom's in the room = "Peach is present"

Things like that... we have like at least 100 phrases and stuff. I know it may seem wierd but after months of using it, it's like a second language

Pretty cool huh? ^_^ Just wanted to share this

One time in college I was listening to LanHikari10 have sex because his dorm room was close to mine and he sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine the girl was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard him shout, "Who's got the bomb ass dick? Who's got the bomb ass dick, bitch?" And I whispered aloud, "Not you, LanHikari10 lmfao". Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day.

Holy_Cloud105 posted...

This story is fake. Error only says Beep Bep irl.

I saw Error1355 at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, Beep bep? I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going beep bep? beep bep? beep bep? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical beep beppence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

i dont like chrono triffer
everytime it feels old and the are slow and i dont like the chracter because of goku and of the most thing that have become before the part of where im at it feels like the people are become and the towns become very small and to not

I saw LanHikari10 at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.

huh?

To be fair you have to have a high IQ to understand LanHikari10

The exact same thing happened to me, word for word, only it was LanHikari10 and the fifteen milky ways were actually fifteen solid platinum statues of naked Error1355 that were each between sixty nine and four hundred twenty feet tall... and the girl at the counter was vegy.

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lmao

LanHikari10 posted...

I saw Error1355 at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, Beep bep? I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going beep bep? beep bep? beep bep? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical beep beppence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Now this one is believable.

LanHikari10 posted...

He said, Beep bep? I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going beep bep? beep bep? beep bep? and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

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