Current Events > Asses are better than boobs, and here's why:

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RedLuigi
02/10/22 12:17:53 AM
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  • Its a dedicated and sexual addition that exists within the lexicon of positions of sex
  • Methodical thinking is used to clean the booty - you cannot say the same for boba
  • Literally second lunch
  • You can work out ass to become bigger.. to become FASTER.. STRONGER.. all at a lower cost
  • You can stick a trumpet mouthpiece in it to play a mean solo
  • Caca is literally the nutrient of the Earth that breeds all the plants that gives us air to breathe
  • The absolute center focus of one of the only other sides of the human body
  • You can spank ass.. but with tits you can only hit them
  • Ass applies to all while tits only to a select few who possess them
  • Hips and thighs come into play and form the perfect TRIFECTA with ass
  • Starts with the first letter of the alphabet
  • The better topics on CE involve ass, not boba
  • You spend most of your gaming time looking behind your character anyways, admit it
  • Imagine the farts
  • 8/10 times its an insult to be more interested in tits than their face, but if you can see their face from behind their head no one can really blame you for being focused on ass
  • The confidence it takes to fart on someone you love is more of a challenge than anything tits can provide
  • Ass didnt promote a historical gender schism for the longest time
  • Promotes acceptance
(You cannot describe tits in a cute way, theyre only meant to be hot. The reverse of this is that you can say cute lil booty :3 and itll make any ass worth loving)

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MarthGoomba
02/10/22 1:03:36 AM
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RedLuigi posted...
Hips and thighs come into play and form the perfect TRIFECTA with ass

Shoulders + Armpits + Boobs >>>>>>

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RedLuigi
02/10/22 9:39:39 AM
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MarthGoomba posted...
Shoulders + Armpits + Boobs >>>>>>

Armpits are nice, but shoulders are basically null

The only other thing worth it is the neck sex up there but necks are truly it's only its own thing tbh

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Mist_Turnips
02/10/22 9:41:25 AM
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I am not liking how many of those bullet points involve poop and farts

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gunplagirl
02/10/22 9:44:32 AM
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We're literally called mammals because of mammaries. It's because of them that we're even alive.

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Sharashaska
02/10/22 9:45:50 AM
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RedLuigi posted...
Literally second lunch


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Heartomaton
02/10/22 9:47:40 AM
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But poop comes from there.

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BobanMarjanovic
02/10/22 9:50:38 AM
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You can f*** ass, you can't f*** boobs

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gunplagirl
02/10/22 10:30:58 AM
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BobanMarjanovic posted...
You can f*** ass, you can't f*** boobs
Never had a titfuck, eh? Sad.

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divot1338
02/10/22 10:54:57 AM
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Boobs get nine months of use.

An ass is for life.

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Forever_Black
02/10/22 10:58:54 AM
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Turd cuter

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Turbam
02/10/22 11:00:58 AM
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RedLuigi posted...
Hips and thighs come into play and form the perfect TRIFECTA with ass
Finally, someone that gets it

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Solo_Wing
02/10/22 11:38:27 AM
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Can't argue with that

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/9/AAdk2bAAC6PX.jpg

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Sharashaska
02/10/22 11:50:18 AM
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Solo_Wing posted...
Can't argue with that

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/9/AAdk2bAAC6PX.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/9/AAc4wZAAC6Ph.jpg

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SydneySweenHero
02/10/22 11:55:47 AM
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Mist_Turnips posted...
I am not liking how many of those bullet points involve poop and farts
This.

That's why boobs > ass

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Shablagoo
02/10/22 1:03:54 PM
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fucking great topic, CE needed this badly. ty TC

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WorsCaseOntario
02/10/22 1:04:39 PM
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I love both but I'd rather slap a nice ass than slap titties

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Dakimakura
02/10/22 1:05:02 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
Shoulders + Armpits + Boobs >>>>>>

You already lost

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RedLuigi
02/12/22 1:09:00 PM
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Mist_Turnips posted...
I am not liking how many of those bullet points involve poop and farts

Youve put dirtier things in your mouth - you just dont know it yet

gunplagirl posted...
We're literally called mammals because of mammaries. It's because of them that we're even alive.

We live in hyperspace 2022, pretty soon well have robots that make milk and will be x10 more nutritious tbh

We dont form connections with others like we used to either >_> thats being phased out in our daily conversations in respect to how much personal space we need nowadays in accordance to things like mental health

Out with the old, in with the poop

Heartomaton posted...
But poop comes from there.

*sniffs*

I can smell your stomach from here

BobanMarjanovic posted...
You can f*** ass, you can't f*** boobs

True dat playa, why have sex with an H when you can be in between Buns

divot1338 posted...
Boobs get nine months of use.

An ass is for life.

Amen

Forever_Black posted...
Turd cuter

Necessity is the dumper of invention

Solo_Wing posted...
Can't argue with that

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/9/AAdk2bAAC6PX.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/8/AAfJppAAC6JQ.jpg

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RedLuigi
02/12/22 1:11:24 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
fucking great topic, CE needed this badly. ty TC

Love yourself and respect booty always

WorsCaseOntario posted...
I love both but I'd rather slap a nice ass than slap titties

It just makes sense to palm booty, I can only pretend Im fondling magic skittles for so long

Dakimakura posted...
You already lost

Thank you Obi-Wan, from his point of view it seems it is the Jedi that are evil

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